The Future Is Now. Or Maybe Not. No, Probably Not.
Enough of the obsequiousness. Enough of fellow Flappers saying, “Great thread! Good topic!” This lazily constructed bit of verbal fabric (i.e., “loose thread”) will put a leaden-thump of an end to that, for one day.
Girls, today we will prognosticate the results of this weekend’s series with the Dodgers. (If it is a four-game series, better yet a demonstration of my morning haziness.) You will notice in the following that I haven’t even bothered to name the Dodgers’ winning or losing pitchers or HR hitters. Can’t be bothered.
SF 5 LA 3
WP: Cain Save: Casilla HRs: Schierholtz, Belt
LA 7 SF 3
LP: Zito HRs: None.
SF 4 LA 2
WP: Vogelsong Save: Affeldt HRs: Melky
Have at it.