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Zito’s Law

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 4, 2010

It seems like every time Zito pitches something stupid happens to us—like God hates the Giants when he pitches. Should Guillen have caught that ball?  OF COURSE that hit by Lady B goes to the ONE guy on the field who is least likely to make that catch. I’d guess that every outfielder on our team makes that catch…..

2 hits? This year we have exactly 2 earned runs scored of Billingsley through 29.2 innings he’s pitched against us. Pathetic….

You can’t blame the loss on one guy unless you believe God hates Barry Zito and I think that’s an inarguable fact at this point. “When he pitches, dumb shit  happens”. It’s Zito’s Law……..

The Padres continue to lose, even at home. This is still totally doable……..

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  1. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    And a special thanks to Furcal for another circle route on Cody’s grounder. Furcal relies on that great arm far too often…

  2. bigflavor said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    Cody Ross bearing that out by a whisker…..

    • snarkk said, on September 5, 2010 at 12:23 am

      Thus proving my point last night about him hitting for Guillen because he can run and leg out an infield hit, whereas Guillen can’t…

  3. giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    I will catch you guys tomorrow night on ESPN..nice to get national attention at exactly the right time…we’re coming for you Friars…

  4. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Just heard Jon Miller’s call of the Uribe game winning HR.

    “Adios, pelota!”

    I never took Spanish in school, so I’ll assume that’s a good thing.

  5. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    What a fucking win.
    You know what this calls for?
    An Elisha Cook Jr movie!!!
    Elisha Cook Jr/Elisha Cook Jr

  6. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Yeah Fucking Ross,Fucking Lindsey Nelson,Fucking Gary Parks,Fucking Ted Robinson!!!

  7. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    I’m going to watch the whole game again.

  8. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    I’ve watched Shane 768 times, I’d like Elisha to outdraw Palance just once..

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm

      On the 780th time…he does

  9. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    And Ted…Fucking Dr.Rosenelli for Hair plugs for Rick Barry!!!!!!!

  10. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    Hey “Ted Dick”?
    Again, Berger, buy a U
    “Come clean idiots”?
    What the fuck does that mean?
    Look, tard, Michael *is* twin. Try to add it up. Michael/twin defends at times Guillen’s play but no way at no time was he jacked about the signing.
    Fuck off and go back to your crosseyed dwarf porn

  11. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    I didn’t defend shit except hitting a guy who was at .404 OBP since he was here vs. the .294. Berger, now I remember you. Coach Berger.

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm

      Coach Berger? Perfect.
      I’m trying to enjoy a Giants win here and numbnuts Berger jst wants to be a juvenile shit talker

    • snarkk said, on September 5, 2010 at 12:25 am

      Ross proved my point tonite exactly with legging out that infield hit in the 9th ahead of Uribe’s dinger, while your OBP bullshit with Guillen gave the team exactly squat all night…

  12. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    I’m also the Alex Smith lover, not the Nate lover. At least get the fag crushes right.

  13. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Fag crushing is an obvious talent with that mofo

  14. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    in conclusion:

    GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Goodnight, gentlemen (question mark)

  15. Sportdude said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    Just got back from the game! AWESOME.. Best part was cheering when Posey hit homer. 3 drunkin idiot fans decked out Dodger gear turned around to face my friend and I chanting “YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK” about 10 times. With our families, so we just laughed and took it, reminding them who is in 4th place. Cheering the winning homer… PRICELESS…

  16. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    it was the first time the Dodgers have allowed four hr in a game this season…

  17. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Goodnight, coach.I’ve got Shane and the game going to put me to sleep…

  18. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    Berger. I’m only talking shit because you obviously dislike me for reasons that are unknown. May I quote you? First, your thoughts to twin/Michael:
    “I was giving you shit and knew you would come clean…”
    Uhm, that’s *kind* of English but…it doesn’t make sense. Have you watched Michael shower?
    “I wasn’t sure you were twinfan even tough I was thinking it was you, but now I know. You can tak shit with me….”
    That’s not only obviously drunken typing…it’s a little…kind of…faggy needy
    “Now this Ted Dick…”
    What can I say? Thanks for capitilizing the D in Dick
    I could go on with the rest of your post but…..
    Allow me to simply suffice with a short thought
    Fuck You

  19. unca chuck said, on September 4, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    Well, that was fun . . .

    Nasty for the series . . .

    BSPN?

  20. zumarust said, on September 4, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    Victory is groovy. Rock the house, Flappers!


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