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Zito’s Law

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 4, 2010

It seems like every time Zito pitches something stupid happens to us—like God hates the Giants when he pitches. Should Guillen have caught that ball?  OF COURSE that hit by Lady B goes to the ONE guy on the field who is least likely to make that catch. I’d guess that every outfielder on our team makes that catch…..

2 hits? This year we have exactly 2 earned runs scored of Billingsley through 29.2 innings he’s pitched against us. Pathetic….

You can’t blame the loss on one guy unless you believe God hates Barry Zito and I think that’s an inarguable fact at this point. “When he pitches, dumb shit  happens”. It’s Zito’s Law……..

The Padres continue to lose, even at home. This is still totally doable……..

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  1. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    It’s the 8th inning, DennyFuck. A little late to be waiting for the ideal situation. Plenty of other guys to hit one out,anyway…

  2. willied said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Rent says I got your rehab right here.
    Burrell with a classic AB.
    I am so glad we did not pick this clown Dotel up,,,he can’t close, and unlike a couple guys suggested here, cannot set up either. Case closed.
    See how Torre handles the rest of this.

  3. TellItGoodbye said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    God, Kuo is nasty. Can Ford steal 3 bases?

  4. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Encore?

  5. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Damn, hit it well, wrong part of the park.

  6. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Huff needs to step it up quick. He blew up that inning.

  7. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Yungo for Guillen in 9th?

  8. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    we get baby Huey

  9. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    I’d hit Torres for Ross.

  10. Macdog said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    At least he swung this time.

  11. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    wow…right there…golen sombrero

  12. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Why the fuck isn’t Bochy using his left PH’s?

  13. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Guillen had a HR hitter’s cut that time, just got beat.

  14. Macdog said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  15. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    OMG JUAN

  16. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    FUCKING AAAAAAAA

  17. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    THAT’S WHY!!!

  18. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    That’s why.

  20. willied said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Yes! I was just gonnna post that I hope somebody has a JRol in them! What a mother for ya!

  21. ferrethead said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    OOOOO-Reebay!!!!!!!

  22. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    WOW!!

  23. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Uribe was fighting a big slump…Just a big time clutch fucking hit.

  24. zumarust said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    I changed my mind. The game wasn’t over. (grin)

  25. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Check my 8:35 PM you friggin’ doomers!

  26. freshtodef80 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Hell Yeah!

  27. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Posey fell down the steps after the HR…!!!!

  28. Macdog said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    A single!

  29. ferrethead said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    This show I like starts at 9, and I was seriously thinking of turning off the radio and turning on the tv…sure glad I didn’t!!! Just call me ‘Polly’!

  30. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Regardless of the LU, there are now ALWAYS 5 or usually 6 who can hit it out. Tonight was 6 not even counting Rent.

  31. zumarust said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    “I dunno. I bitch, moan, complain, whine, and cry with the best of ‘em.
    But I NEVER stop watching. ”

    I hear ya.

    • sandy koufax said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:48 pm

      Ya, baseball does that to all of us…

  32. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    I admit I turned the telly off a couple of times.

  33. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Biggest save opp of Wilson’s career?

  34. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Never easy

  35. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Broxton been ripped by us and and everyone else since the A/S break.Not to surprising.

  36. willied said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    How can a guy with that much talent be hitting .253? The game looks so easy for kemp…Miller said last night he had 18 steals and had been caught (or picked off) 14 times.

  37. DJLoo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    serenity now……

  38. TellItGoodbye said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Seems like a couple of decent pitches on those hits … Wilson throwing a lot of sliders

  39. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Mother…..fucker

  40. ferrethead said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Woo-Hoo!!!!!!

  41. Macdog said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  42. freshtodef80 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Yeah a win!!

  43. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    I will now begin to breathe again.

  44. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Congrats on a HUUUUUGE CB Win

  45. mrmrbill said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    nitro tablets

  46. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    HUGE COMEBACK WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Bloody beautiful

  48. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Fucking Wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Fucking Posey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    God must have took the night off from being a Dodger fan. Fuck you, Lasorda!

  51. willied said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    What fucking W!
    Man, a team with as much talent as LA has, pick up Lilly Posednick and a couple other guys to get back in it, Torre and Mattingly in the dugout….and they are fucked up.

  52. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    I hate Radnich
    Michael….BREEEEEATH!

  53. giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    woooooooooo——monumental!

    Two games out motherfuckers!!!

  54. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    i love my giants!!

  55. alleykat said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Fucking Posey,,Fucking Renteria,,,Fucking Burrell,,,,Fucking Uribe!!!!!!!and Fucking Wilson and FUCK THE DODGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    When it’ on Prime ticket they replay it a little while after their post game show…This is one I’ll watch again tonight…Love to win Twice! Gonna have to go tomorrow to get Dirty a W.

    • wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:02 pm

      funny…my headache went away just now..

  57. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Do Krup and Kuip use the same hair guy as Rick Barry?

  58. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Fucking Uribe!!

  59. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Fucking Amy G., Fucking Cammie Blackstone, Fucking Renel, Fucking Balldudes!

  60. snarkk said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    POTG – Uribe. Easily, biggest hit of the year for the squad.
    Runner up: Posey, HR getting team back in the game. Screw the fundamentals and handling pitcher bullshit. The kid is a winner, a gamer, a clutch performer.
    Next runners up: Burrell, Rent. Aces, baby.

    Biggest win of the year. Hands down….

  61. max808 said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Funny, Wilson talking to Amy G, saying it was time to “sack up’ . Yep, that they did.

    • willied said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

      Hope his workout buddy Zito gets the message.

  62. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Fuck you AP Santenangelo. Nice fucking peach shirt. And Radnich. ANy nice tranny’s ya found in the tenderloin lately?
    Love the Giants. Hate these fucking guys

  63. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Ted, off subject for a moment if ya please…I’m planning on watching “Zombieland” with Woody Harrelson later tonight, I’m assuming you’ve seen it, how many stars?

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:10 pm

      Excellent flick!! Joe Bob say..,.nevermind what Joe Bob says, Ted says it’s a fucking funfest!!
      Dennis, you’re a betting guy…trust me!!!

      • giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:17 pm

        Ted is dead on with this Dennis…I was surprised how much I enjoyed it…

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm

      Seriously funny and fun and nasty

  64. Berger said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    I just love winning despite Michaels favorite player Guilen going 0-4 with 4 Ks. Hey Michael, this is the Berger Creature hanging out on the side of the road distributing flowers for your sorry ass. Why do you love Guillen?

    • Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      I did not like the deal, idiot.

  65. giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Dennis…Zombieland is awesome! Great flick. Will ut a nice touch on your evening…

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      Fuck ya GH!!

  66. Macdog said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Four bombs after looking more dead than that parrot in the Monty Python sketch. What an amazing comeback.

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:12 pm

      This is an ex parrot

  67. Michael said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    POTG-Uribe
    2. Cain- for shutdown ball after the 4 run inning
    3. Tie for ALL the solo HRs… Posey, Rent, Burrell
    4. Willie
    5. Nate-two pretty nice plays in the 9th.

  68. wswinb4igo said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    shut out 4/0 in the seventh on 1 hit…You don’t win many of those kind…

  69. bigflavor said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Had to bounce in the 8th for some astronomy time with Katie. Spotted all the things we were looking for. Just watched the end of the game. If I skull fuck myself, does that somehow explain this game? Unreal. Sleep will come easy tonight….

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm

      Daddy?……

  70. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Fucking Ron Fairly, Fucking Lon Simmons, Fucking Hank Greenwald, Fucking Joe Angel, Fucking Al Michaels!

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm

      Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  71. giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Bochy’s greatest win as a our manager. Sticking Burrell there instead of the more traditional approach of getting a guy on base first and then hit a two run homer to tie it, snookered Torre into letting Dotel throw some shit there and Pat the Bat is the Fucking Man!

    Ross getting the barest of base hits by a milimeter…Bochy’s decision to shuffle Uribe over to second to keep his at-bat alive for the 9th. Also stretching Cain to get 7 innings in may have turned out very large. We bring in one of the no-name hacks may have guiven the Dodgers some extra runs.

    Bochy shockingly enough is my pick of for POD.

    Of course, having Huff hit against Kuo is curious, but I digress….

  72. mrmrbill said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Let’s not overlook Cody Ross who ran his little lungs out to reach. It’s still 4-4 with the HRs w/out Ross.

  73. TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Berger said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    I just love winning despite Michaels favorite player Guilen going 0-4 with 4 Ks. Hey Michael, this is the Berger Creature hanging out on the side of the road distributing flowers for your sorry ass. Why do you love Guillen?

    ———————————————-
    Moron.
    I hated the guy as much as Milton Bradley.
    And so did Michael/twin
    Berger? Buy a U

  74. delmardennis said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Thanks for the movie reviews, fellas. I have popcorn, Red Vines and M&M’s all set to go.
    And a large Pepsi that I’ll charge myself $8.50 to drink.

    • TedSpe said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:21 pm

      Watch out dude! There’s word of some bad red vines out there. Be careful what you bite and chew

    • ferrethead said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm

      Hey, for $20 I’ll come over and talk during the good parts, maybe take a call…god, I hate going to the flicks anymore…

  75. giant head said, on September 4, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    Only thing I want to see besides a win tomorrow night, some nice chin music with Hate the Blake, then erupting into a full scale brawl with Renteria taking out Matt Kemp 🙂


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