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Stop Calling This a Mechanical Problem

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on May 26, 2012

When Tony Gwynn Jr and someone named *Chris Coghlan* are the dudes who are beating you, you’ve got major problems. Mike Krukow keeps yapping about this being entirely mechanical and every time he says it I say “No, it’s not” out loud to myself in the car. Maybe I’m a *head case* because I talk to myself in the car?

If I called Timmy a *head case* many Giants fans would take a step back, gasp, and yell, “WHHHHAAATTTTT?!!?!?!?! How can you call Timmy a *head case*!!!! You’re calling him weak! You’re calling him crazy!!!! You know NOTHING about ANYTHING!!!!”

But instead, if I said to the same Giants fans, “A big part of pitching is mental” they would look at me calmly and in full *knowing dude head nod* approval say, “Of course Big Flavor, you’re right again.”

So whatever you want to call it, using a definition from the Urban Dictionary or Webster’s, I am saying that Tim Lincecum’s problems are rooted on the mental side *mas* than they are rooted on the physical side. And anyone who reads this blog knows that I’ve said this for weeks now…….

And now, to the trial. Wouldn’t it be great if they were all this quick?

“The prosecution calls Witness A (Tony Gwynn Jr) and Witness B (Chris Coghlan) to the stand, collectively.”

“Raise your right hand, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”

(They don’t say “I do” they both just give me a knowing dude head nod)

“Did you each get a hit off 2 time Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum with men on base and the game on the line?

Both nod, knowingly.

“Have you either of you ever done this off a 2 time CY winner before?”

Both nod their head sideways.

“The prosecution rests……”

 

Here’s a chart of his game last night. As you can see, the FB was fine in terms of velocity.

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  1. Nipper said, on May 27, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Okay Flappers……get up and finally start your P90X program. Enough of watching the TV 24/7.

    • Nipper said, on May 27, 2012 at 7:29 am

      On second thought just take a walk to get started.

  2. twinfan1 said, on May 27, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Huff at first, Crawford back, Theriot at 2B

  3. Flavor said, on May 27, 2012 at 9:14 am

    btw, no new thread today…….

  4. Flavor said, on May 27, 2012 at 9:34 am

    actually, gimmie 5 minutes……

  5. Salty Dog said, on May 27, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Melky continues to rule.


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