Finally, Baseball…..
Baseball is back and I always forget how much it consumes my life. The one thing that sucks about winning the World Series is that I go from a total focus and obsession with the game and my team to…nothing. My emotions are all over the place and then I’m hit with this unreal rush of excitement and happiness culminating with a deep exhale of completion. But then it all just stops. I get my b-a-s-k on, of course, but quickly I’m hit by a period of withdraw. Voids are created and filled, slowly, with other things in my life. There’s an adjustment of not setting my day around the time a baseball game is played and waking up and NOT checking the box scores or setting my line ups for the different fantasy teams I have. Haiku’s get written, BBOTD’s get uploaded and football happens and it’s darker and colder for a long period of time. And then Opening Day happens again and I get right back into the intensity and the excitement and the overall consumption that baseball brings to my life. I imagine it’s the same for all of you or maybe it’s completely different. I don’t know.
This year I have 5 fantasy teams, my team is defending it’s world championship, I have a full time job and a daughter who’s a year older and I don’t know how I’m going to fit all of this into my life. Except I know I will because it’s part of the cycle of my life. It’s like riding a bike or throwing a ball. I’ll be able to do it because even when it’s gone it’s still part of me. I love all of it and my life really isn’t the same unless it’s all happening at the same time.
So I’m pumped and excited for this season. Winter officially ended yesterday. What the calendar says means nothing to me.
Nice to see Andres cut down on his swing and go with the pitch…
The last, best chance for peace on the peninsula:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/North-Korea-national-baseball-team/103753032996974
Fuck yeah.
Haha, multiple meltdowns from these clowns
Hey, the clowns have nothing to do with it.
I stand corrected.
Ground attack!
Opposing-pitcher take-that fecking payback (OPTTFB)
Remember that guy in the white fedora clocking and logging pitches at dodger stadium?
yeah, didn’t he morph into the “stay thirsty, my friends” dude??
Haha, yeah you may be right about that. Stay thirsty my friend.
Hey, is the Latrine the only yard that has the table tops in the lower boxes?
Their dopey fans over react to any ball hit to the outfield.
No shit…by the sound of it, you would think a ball was driven to the wall…but it ends up being a simple grounder right at a fielder…
Totally. They’re like first year rookie Col fans.
Wow…nice dig and throw by the Panda!
Arias is looking pretty damned good around first, too.
Hopin’ and prayin’ on those scoops but he’s getting it done.
Whew, Bumgarner is snotrockilicious tonight.
Great new word. And congrats on your next kid that’s coming into the world in the next day or so. Hope you send that flu out a side hatch at your house
🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanks man. So full of hope for the future right now. Life is beautiful.
Did not know you had one on the way, Micah…congrats!
Wife and I are going in on Thursday. We’re stoked. Well, she’s not so stoked right now. Really just done and ready to get on with it.
1st walk of the season for the Giants and its Pablo go figure.Followed by the dreaded DP ball #4….
The hitters need to work on their clutch strikeouts.
Not too surprising, really. He had a slightly above average walk rate last year,.
Yep, it’s hilarious how Scutaro, the “professional hitter” is more of a hack than Pablo.
High DP rate guys are usually very good hitters. Typical profile is RH. hits the ball hard , doesn’t run very well.
I’m digging Arias at first. Good option to go to in a pinch.
I agree, J. Better than moving Posey from behind the dish…
madBum’s still doing that nasty snot hurl.
Both with the baseball and his fucking boogers
Could be time fur 2-trips to make the call for his secret hitting weapon: kershaw.
All the rest of their shit can’t touch our shit.
If all shit is the same as all shit. Just shittin’ ya. Struck out Ethier. That;s the shit
Bum is dealing a gem..21 the first 24 hitters tonight started out strike one.
18 straight outs..
Ain’t no thang
99 pitches
100
see ya
Fuck yeah! Way to go SnotMeister Bum!
SnotMeister Bum. Indeed.
Gross
But effective
Romo’s hopping around, warming up
Dude should do it with a fucking kimono
That’ll scare the fuck out of the opposition
With obligatory Samurai swords…
UNCLE JESSIE??? OUR LAST HOPE??
Dodgers, huh
Not so Artful, huh?
Game over
Bust out the Sword….
Sergio Romez (Vin Scully call) warming up. Not sure who this Romez is, but I hope he sets down the side.
So does Posey just put the fingers down for a snot pitch or a booger pitch?
One more! Close these bitches out!
Dodgers win again? SNOT!
Game!
Boo Yah! GAME! And fucking looking at that!
Great effort by the SnotMeister Bum.
BALLGAME!!! FUCKING MADBUM!!!
There you go. Without the error-filled 8th yesterday, the only run the Dogs have scored came courtesy of the Kershieser home run.
Murderer’s row indeed. The Dogs look like the same old team that struggles to score. A-Gone is A-Done.
Mofo’s also got some rbi’s
Hey Dodgers hope you enjoy your Snot &Booger postgame spread tonight .Yours truly, Madison..
Uhm…ewww
Question arises again..just how good can this “young”” guy get? Beautiful to watch him work.
Great pitching performance…
He can lose the snot shtick anytime
Really.
Kinda–well–
gross
Beauty
The starting pitching with the fucking Giants is fucking scary
Beware all ya’ll
Pen was dubious last night but–2nd game of the season and Romo was lights (semi) out tonight
Even though he had the great performance in the WS, last year, his velocity was still down, mostly 88/89. Tonight he was at 93/94 early and still at 90/91 in the 8th.
who the heck would want to shake/high five his hand? and romo licks his fingers 3-4 times before he pitches. no wonder germs spread in the clubhouse. I’ve gone to the knuckle bump. sleep well young flappers. best wishes to dirt and child bride.
That reads kind of weird but thanks.
Crazy that Bummie;s 23 . . . . . He looks, sounds, and acts like a seasoned vet of many more years. But I guess winning playoff and WS games gets you there. . . .
Andif it keeps him in the win column, blow away, snot-shooter . . .
I’m sure that’s the secret to his success.
Reading the recent comments on MadBum, and reminded me that I forgot to make a comment on the Flap predictions. Not that I doubt it can happen, but I was surprised at how many Flappers had the lad winning the Cy this year. Fuck, after tonight you could see it happening…and I know he had at least one 1 hitter last year. So young….SO good! And he wears the Orange and Black! Fuck Yeah!
AND he was only 20 when he started game 4 of the 2010 Series! Gonna be fun watching this dude over the next couple of years…
I’m a little too jacked from this absolutely outstanding Giants win. It was the bomb and–and–and– too drunk to be articulate for the moment so I shall just say…
I love the Flap, I love the Giants, I love large breasted Asian chicks
Goodnight, Gentlemen (Question Mark)
I do too! *motorboat*
you motorboatin’ son of a bitch! you ol’ sailor you!
gulp
Sick as a dog in Turkey with the flu. Nice post Flav! I often feel the same. I think that’s one of the primary reasons the last 3 years, I have traveled extensively during the winter, with the RV trip across the western Stares and part of Canada, S. And C. America, and now this RTW trip.
I see the Giants won this morning when I woke up and I have no idea how my Fantasy League teams are doing, since both are difficult to log into the sites, albeit, I understand that one of my players, Darvish, was lights out.
I know all you mugs are asleep – except maybe PaulinAsia and the Edster. OK, outta here. 🙂
Almost forgot – Congratulations Micah! I am praying that your baby will be healthy and your bride will have an easy delivery. Take care, Steve.
Yu lost his perfect game with 2 outs in the 9th. Ouch. But fantastic start for you.