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Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 24, 2014

I still can’t get over what a self-absorbed pussy Yasiel Puig is. There is nothing lamer than a guy who mills around waiting for an umpire or a catcher to get in his way before going bezerko. He’s just a joke. And no, I wouldn’t want him on my team. He’s got a golden arm, that’s true. But his hitting is overrated. He’s got one more RBI than Brandon Crawford and he usually hits in a much better RBI spot. His babyish attitude about literally everything makes him not worth the hassle. Now, if he turns into a 30-30 guy somewhere down the road, I would change my tune about wanting him on my team.

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Ask Matt Kemp if he wants Puke on his team and I think we all know what the answer is.

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  1. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Why are SF pitchers foot-hunting?

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:33 pm

      Adios cocksucker.

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:35 pm

      Not bad at all^

    • Flavor said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:48 pm

      I don’t even know what to do with this. Not funny, not accurate, not interesting. But you seem to be trying! Save yourself before execution! This is like watching a Hell’s Kitchen cookoff of Phlabby v himself.
      But you can still win Phlabb’s I give you my word. Post shit that is not a meme and that interests or engages anyone here. On the clock, go….

  2. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Goddamn, that’s frustrating.

  3. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Wow. Unfuckingbelievable.

  4. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    A triple that bounces on the infield dirt???

    • twinfan1 said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:38 pm

      Hey, something that isn’t on Blanco, they had him playing way toward left.

  5. pawliekokonuts said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    Does Hershawl bring a surfboard to the park? My favorite lefty? Lefty.

  6. pawliekokonuts said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    Could those drums be any more annoying and amateurish?

  7. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    Why not try Belt here? Susac isn’t doing anything

  8. pawliekokonuts said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Wouldn’t a Susac HR just blow out Tommy Lasorda’s birthday candles?

  9. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    nevermind

  10. pawliekokonuts said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Susac almost performed a vasectomy on Hershawl.

  11. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    If Huddy can get through this inning, we might have a chance.

  12. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    on an 0-2 ptch

  13. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    If Brandon C is a superior offensive player to Puig, why isn’t he in the lineup tonight?

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:03 pm

      If Puig is supposed to be a feared hitter, why is he 73rd in RBIs?

    • James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:07 pm

      Puig is your Barry Bonds, barry4ever. Only Puig’s IQ –both baseball and otherwise — is about 50 points lower than BB’s. I will raise a toast to you when Bonds’ conviction is overturned.

  14. twinfan1 said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    Puig has been helpless on the breaking ball low and away, so they throw a fast ball up.

  15. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    Hudson’s had a decent year, but he’s reaching his sell-by date. Still might be better than Lincy next year, though.

  16. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Bochy didn’t even trust Hudson to do an IBB?

  17. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    Wow. Lopez is toast lately When he ever gets a shot

  18. chipower9 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    Damn. So, seriously, at this point, my inclination is to turn the damned TV off (or change the channel). Is that weak? (And there are a select few to whom this question is posed…you know who you are.)

    I just cannot stand to see the effing bums celebrate against us. I firmly believe we make the post-season, and at this point, isn’t that all that matters…

  19. twinfan1 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    Kershaw has been a bit vulnerable tonight, maybe it isn’t over.

  20. chipower9 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    Thanks for the reality check, Michael. I’ll hang tight and hope our boys run into a rally…

    • twinfan1 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:13 pm

      Gots to get the ground game going,
      BTW, that’s 4 bad throws for Dominguez in his starts.

  21. twinfan1 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    If it goes until Sunday they might have to find Dirrrrty to finish it off 😉

  22. chipower9 said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    This is extremely difficult…I’m checking out for a while…

  23. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Jesus. Why????

    • Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:17 pm

      Puig is no Chris Dominguez, apparently.

  24. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Damn it.

  25. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Gregor has to realize that his run doesn’t mean shit. No reason to do that. Dum dumb fucking dumb

  26. James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    I truly pity Gregor right now. That is the second incredible throw by Puig this series.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:19 pm

      Situational stupidity. Down by 4 you ain’t getting anything by going to 3rd.

      • James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:22 pm

        Yeah, I know but the odds of not making it were pretty low. And the contrast between this play and his earlier caution . . . .

  27. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    That bounced 10 feet in front of the plate.

  28. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I’d rather see Hunter Strickland bat right now over Pence.

  29. Rooster said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I love it when these clowns try to run on Puig – that’s 14 outfield assists now – most in the NL.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      Ow! My toe! Hold me back, ump!

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:32 pm

      Shut up, Rooster.

  30. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    Affeldt can afford to drill this clown in the ribs

  31. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Can we at least get a bench clearing brawl here?

  32. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Kemp’s back on the DL…..

  33. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    Right John. And I’d love to see MadBum run right at Puig.

    • Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:43 pm

      That would be some fun stuff to watch.

  34. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Miguel Rojas made me think of Cookie Rojas. He once ate waffles in my great uncle’s luncheonette in midtown about half a century ago.

    • paulinasia said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      Whoa, a Cookie Rojas siting…. He was always one of my favs when I was growing up; I played 2nd base in little league, and had similar wire-rimmed glasses. Mine kept breaking all the time playing ball. I always wondered if he kept a stash of those suckers in his locker….

      • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:48 pm

        Uncle Teddy said Cookie was a swell guy.

      • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:55 pm

        You might’ve been better off with the Julian Javier frames, Paul. They look a little sturdier.

    • James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      With a side of Pâté?

  35. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Hit the next guy and let’s get this party started.

  36. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    Oh boy. Gonna be some shit in the 9th.

  37. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    I don’t want MadBum brawling. He’s about all we got. Is Morse on the bench?

  38. snarkk said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    I got nothin’.
    Gnite, Flappers…

  39. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    Should have hit him.

  40. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    Does Uribe go after Timmy in a brawl?

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:56 pm

      He might use Tim Tim as a weapon. Swing him around like a bat.

  41. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    If we ever get to the 9th

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:58 pm

      I think Eisenhower was still in office when this inning started,..

  42. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Fucking Arias . . . if he didn’t muff that grounder an hour ago this shit would be over . . .

  43. salty said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    I’m.glad I went with the dots. Less painful somehow.

  44. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    Time for Boch’s son?

  45. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    When this inning began, they were still the Brooklyn Dodgers…

  46. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Here it comes

  47. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Puig;s looking for an excuse

  48. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Is that the lamest organ music ever? Sounds like a 4 year old.

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

      I like it!

  49. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Just hit him already

  50. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    Heston’s been in tougher spots than this:

  51. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    Hey, the longer it goes, the longer it takes for the Dodgers to clinch.

    • Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:11 pm

      I’d say those fellas are getting thirsty, so let’s delay it some more.

  52. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    I think we diffused the situation by giving up 5 more runs

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      Great point, Chuck.
      Does Wilson ever hit 90 on the gun anymore?

  53. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    Score some runs off Weezy. That would be cool….. I’ll take anything at this point.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:15 pm

      Bat around a couple times…. What’s the biggest lead blown in the 9th?

  54. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Beat off, L.A.

  55. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    We’ll live.

  56. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    So, ow any of hese our ames ith he ads ill e minful?

  57. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    With any luck, you’re stroking out, Phlabby

  58. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    Let’s see, I blew my predictions of a Division title and 95 wins for the season so I suck at that. But the Giants still have a shot at the Postseason, so I’m thinking, maybe, just maybe the Giants will get a chance to meet up with the Bums again this season.

    • Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 11:43 pm

      Or maybe they’ll get one more game in Milwaukee.


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