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Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 24, 2014

I still can’t get over what a self-absorbed pussy Yasiel Puig is. There is nothing lamer than a guy who mills around waiting for an umpire or a catcher to get in his way before going bezerko. He’s just a joke. And no, I wouldn’t want him on my team. He’s got a golden arm, that’s true. But his hitting is overrated. He’s got one more RBI than Brandon Crawford and he usually hits in a much better RBI spot. His babyish attitude about literally everything makes him not worth the hassle. Now, if he turns into a 30-30 guy somewhere down the road, I would change my tune about wanting him on my team.

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Ask Matt Kemp if he wants Puke on his team and I think we all know what the answer is.

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  1. James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    I truly pity Gregor right now. That is the second incredible throw by Puig this series.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:19 pm

      Situational stupidity. Down by 4 you ain’t getting anything by going to 3rd.

      • James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:22 pm

        Yeah, I know but the odds of not making it were pretty low. And the contrast between this play and his earlier caution . . . .

  2. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    That bounced 10 feet in front of the plate.

  3. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I’d rather see Hunter Strickland bat right now over Pence.

  4. Rooster said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I love it when these clowns try to run on Puig – that’s 14 outfield assists now – most in the NL.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:24 pm

      Ow! My toe! Hold me back, ump!

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:32 pm

      Shut up, Rooster.

  5. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    Affeldt can afford to drill this clown in the ribs

  6. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Can we at least get a bench clearing brawl here?

  7. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Kemp’s back on the DL…..

  8. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    Right John. And I’d love to see MadBum run right at Puig.

    • Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:43 pm

      That would be some fun stuff to watch.

  9. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Miguel Rojas made me think of Cookie Rojas. He once ate waffles in my great uncle’s luncheonette in midtown about half a century ago.

    • paulinasia said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      Whoa, a Cookie Rojas siting…. He was always one of my favs when I was growing up; I played 2nd base in little league, and had similar wire-rimmed glasses. Mine kept breaking all the time playing ball. I always wondered if he kept a stash of those suckers in his locker….

      • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:48 pm

        Uncle Teddy said Cookie was a swell guy.

      • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:55 pm

        You might’ve been better off with the Julian Javier frames, Paul. They look a little sturdier.

    • James said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      With a side of Pâté?

  10. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Hit the next guy and let’s get this party started.

  11. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    Oh boy. Gonna be some shit in the 9th.

  12. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    I don’t want MadBum brawling. He’s about all we got. Is Morse on the bench?

  13. snarkk said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    I got nothin’.
    Gnite, Flappers…

  14. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    Should have hit him.

  15. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    Does Uribe go after Timmy in a brawl?

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:56 pm

      He might use Tim Tim as a weapon. Swing him around like a bat.

  16. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    If we ever get to the 9th

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:58 pm

      I think Eisenhower was still in office when this inning started,..

  17. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Fucking Arias . . . if he didn’t muff that grounder an hour ago this shit would be over . . .

  18. salty said, on September 24, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    I’m.glad I went with the dots. Less painful somehow.

  19. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    Time for Boch’s son?

  20. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    When this inning began, they were still the Brooklyn Dodgers…

  21. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Here it comes

  22. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Puig;s looking for an excuse

  23. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Is that the lamest organ music ever? Sounds like a 4 year old.

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

      I like it!

  24. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Just hit him already

  25. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    Heston’s been in tougher spots than this:

  26. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    Hey, the longer it goes, the longer it takes for the Dodgers to clinch.

    • Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:11 pm

      I’d say those fellas are getting thirsty, so let’s delay it some more.

  27. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    I think we diffused the situation by giving up 5 more runs

    • DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      Great point, Chuck.
      Does Wilson ever hit 90 on the gun anymore?

  28. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    Score some runs off Weezy. That would be cool….. I’ll take anything at this point.

    • unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:15 pm

      Bat around a couple times…. What’s the biggest lead blown in the 9th?

  29. Macdog said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Beat off, L.A.

  30. DJLoo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    We’ll live.

  31. Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    So, ow any of hese our ames ith he ads ill e minful?

  32. unca_chuck said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    With any luck, you’re stroking out, Phlabby

  33. Bozo said, on September 24, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    Let’s see, I blew my predictions of a Division title and 95 wins for the season so I suck at that. But the Giants still have a shot at the Postseason, so I’m thinking, maybe, just maybe the Giants will get a chance to meet up with the Bums again this season.

    • Phlabloxxxl said, on September 24, 2014 at 11:43 pm

      Or maybe they’ll get one more game in Milwaukee.


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