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Peavy

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on April 18, 2016

You know what’s a perfect remedy for what ails Peavy?  Paul Goldschmidt and his biceps combined with unseasonably warm temps.

Uh, maybe not.

At least he has the pitchers-park factor working in his favor.

Huge start for Peavy. If he implodes again I’m not sure even the bromance he’s got with Bochy can save him.

At least we don’t have to watch Goldshit blast off against Timmy all night. He used to take Timmy out to the woodshed. Whatever happened to our hero Lincecum? Has he retired? I thought his surgeon pronounced him good to go and better than ever? You can’t listen to surgeons, they all lie.

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Also, 66 years ago today, this guy called his first Dodger game. With a 40 at the ready and smokes for days.

scully

 

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  1. Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    I see ol’ Gascan Strickland has got himself in another fine mess.

  2. Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    I’m really not clear what it is Bochy sees in this guy.

  3. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Fuck!

  4. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Now it is.

  5. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Shit. Now what?

  6. zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    There’s not much deception to his pitching. Batters rarely looked fooled.

    • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:28 pm

      Yep…pitches are just too damned straight…

  7. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    And NOW Strickland finds his fucking groove. Genius…

  8. zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Finally fooled somebody on a pitch.

  9. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Zum, young Greenwald grows on me too; like jock itch…

    • zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm

      🙂

  10. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Strick has a lot of muscles– I think some are between his ears…

  11. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Span the Man!

  12. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Triple Span!

  13. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Spanalot!…

    • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:35 pm

      It was only a flesh wound!

  14. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    No need to Panik…

  15. alleykat69 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Sharks just gagged one in OT..

  16. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Well . . . 30 second rule?

  17. Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    yeehaw

  18. zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    That’ll work!

  19. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Wow. That’s 2 runs on WPs.

  20. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Giants must lead all of MLB in Runs Scored on a Wild Pitch.

    • Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      there’s an art to it Mac.

  21. Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    so now Gascan’s in line for the win? sweet

    • zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      A vulture!

      • zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:41 pm

        There oughta be a stat on “vultured” wins.

      • Lurker John said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:46 pm

        Strick might lead the league.

  22. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Last 5 years, the Gyros must be up near the top in runs scored from Wild Pitches…

  23. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Don’t look now, but Posey’s been crap at the bat in April…

    • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

      You mean sorta like DuffMan? But Duffy was a slow starter last year…flat out sucked in April…

      • snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:45 pm

        Yeah, but Posey’s 20 million worth of crap…

      • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:50 pm

        Posey will be his usual self when it is all said and done. .300 or near it, 85-95 RBIs, and around 20 bombs…

  24. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Classic SF Giant ground assault….

  25. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    What happened to that “Bye Bye Baby” shit we were singing last week??!!

    • zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

      It went bye bye. 🙂

  26. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Ok Chuck, what are the odds on a 123 save by Casilla?…

  27. zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Well, Panik’s been HRing.

  28. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Diggin’ all the cheap beer stories. For a time in upstate NY, our go-to cheap beer was something called Blatz. All someone had to say was “Let’s get Blatz’d!” and away we went. What else is there to do with a beer like that?

    • snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:46 pm

      Sounds like the ex coach of the Cavs…

    • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      Schmidt was our go to cheap beer the couple of years I lived in Wyoming. Think it was $5 a case or something ridiculous…

    • Carstie Clausen said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:53 pm

      A.B. After Blatz: Next morning you get you a case of the galloping blatzes. Better have plenty of wipe on hand at the end of the blatzing.

  29. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Yeah, Oly and Lucky Lager were the dregs of the west.

    It’s the water, and that’s about it . . .

  30. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    So close . . .

    • snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:53 pm

      Wow. This Pen is officially crap right now…

  31. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Get the fuck outta here! Fuck, Casilla!

  32. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Fuck! Time to get Blatz’d.

  33. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

  34. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I stayed up to watch this bullshit…un-fucking-real…

  35. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    I need a really stiff drink. A double. A couple of them…

  36. alleykat69 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Speaking of gagging.. Fuck Casilla!!

    • chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:54 pm

      Choking like a cheap whore on payday…

  37. chipower9 said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Fuck this…I will catch the winner winner chicken dinner in the morn. Later, girls.

  38. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Then there’s this. . .

  39. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    Bochy is gonna hit the red wine hard after this one, regardless of the winner. Casilla , Romo and Lopez are looking AARPish…

  40. snarkk said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Right now, going to extras with this Pen is like Leo DiCaprio going into a bear den wearing a hamburger suit…

  41. zumiee said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    The kid is good!

  42. unca_chuck said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    There’s Carstie’s fireman . . .

  43. bassbaldy said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    I predict Lamb is gonna lead us to slaughter tonight.

  44. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    I hope one of those gulls shit on Casilla.

  45. bassbaldy said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    And there it is …

  46. bassbaldy said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    I was kinda hoping we would go 19 innings or more tonight … maybe a marathon like that would wake this team the fuck up.

  47. James said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    The missed DP and an HR with 2 down are two brutal 9th inning failures in just a handful of games.

  48. Macdog said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    I sure hope this is rock bottom.

  49. blade3colorado said, on April 18, 2016 at 11:57 pm

  50. bassbaldy said, on April 19, 2016 at 12:00 am

    Not quite bottom yet Mdog .. I remind you there are 5 teams in our division .. When this series is over and we are officially in 4th place we will still have the dubious pleasure of letting the Pads leapfrog us … then that will be the bottom … This fucking team stinks right now .. They are doing this shit to themselves!

  51. Carstie Clausen said, on April 19, 2016 at 6:20 am

    Intuition. When the Giants whiffed in the bottom of the 10th i got the feeling that it was time to go upstairs and hit the sack. No spark. Not one player is stepping up and providing that thrill, that extra excitement, that something special which fires up the troops ~ not even at home after a sinking roadie. Buster and Belt are only pedestrian. Pence and Crawford cannot seem to get it together ~ particularly the Reverend. Only Pagan is being a steady performer.

    Now the bullpen implodes with two casualties in just a matter of days and they being a pair who were performing. Strickland and Heston are shit right now and Casilla seems to be slowly letting out air like a balloon with a tiny crack.

    What a mess.

    • bassbaldy said, on April 19, 2016 at 6:46 am

      At least Lopez got his guy out last night. I cringed when he came in. You are right though, other than Pagan, no one is playing inspired ball at this point. Going back to last year, two things we have not had with any consistency for a while: clutch hitting & shut down pitching in the late innings. Well, maybe three things … how about some strong early innings from our SPs? Last season we could blame it on injuries and, for the most part, the lame bench support we got. This year, I suppose we could blame it on … uh? Jeez, so many missed opportunities!


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