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Giants Offense Diagnosed with Koro

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on May 11, 2016

Maybe that’s a little rough but I’m a damn Dr. and that’s my diagnosis.

And sorry, I refuse to believe that the absence of Angel Pagan has led to this limp offense. Because if true, we are in huge trouble this year. Crazy Horse and his slap hitting ways is not the path to a successful offense.

The culprits are littered up and down the line up with Posey being the usual worst offender. Like it or not, he gets paid coin for a reason. He can’t just be good when everyone else is good. Maybe it’s tough for him to get any rhythm going with all the rest he’s forced to take…..

After getting shut down by 2 middling AL starters we get our shot at a 3rd today. Maybe Bum just says “fuck ya’ll” and just does it himself…….

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  1. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    No shit about Crabbe. He’s had a hell of a series. That team will be scary when they get a little more seasoning.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:10 pm

      Yep…they are a team on the rise. But, so are the Warriors. Fuck, our guys are all fairly young (well, the nucleus is). With Kerr at the helm, our Warriors should be good for a while…

  2. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    And there is some of the lock-down D!

  3. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    The officiating has sucked this series. Very inconsistent, IMO. Hell, there have been good stretches when the refs swallow the whistles, and then you get this type of shenanigans. Just give me some fucking consistency!

  4. zumiee said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Chi, I answered your Freight and Salvage question. You’ll have to scroll back a ways for it.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm

      Thanks, Zume. I will probably just give you a call to get the complete low-down.

  5. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Barnes gets bumped on the layup, no call. Draining gets ball and the foul.

  6. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Why do they keep feeding Barnes?! FUCK.

  7. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Warriors are getting too cute

  8. zumiee said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Puig Ks to end it; Dodgers lose.
    Giants are tied for first place again!

  9. alleykat69 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Green taking on the ref, Ken Mauer, with a extra love slap, and drawing blood,lucky he didn’t get Teed up for that one..

  10. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Iggy!

  11. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    That’s the big hole in Curry’s game, no D. Fucking McCollum walked right past him to the goal.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:18 pm

      I don’t know. He is still not 100%. Not too many that are even remotely close to Curry as a scoring threat that plays great D. He has his moments and can play hold his own defensively. He is no slouch, iMO.

  12. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Holy Shit! Curry is fucking unreal!

  13. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    The fucking officials are a goddamn joke. How many Warriors have gotten clubbed in this series with no call. Fuck.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      Oh, they have been so consistent…consistently inconsistent. Fuck them…Warriors just need to close it out, NOW!

  14. alleykat69 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Blazers won’t go away, great game!
    But in the end this bitch is ours!!

  15. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Curry’s a decent defender. It certainly isn’t a big hole in his game.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:22 pm

      Agree. No disrespect LJ, but I agree…not a lot of holes in his D. He isn’t great, but he holds his own.

    • Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      I don’t know, letting a guy walk right around you to the basket and fouling him isn’t good at all. You foul him so he doesn’t score. I’ll just say that it’s something he could improve.

  16. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    The refs have swallowed their whistles on 3 fouls on lay ups.

  17. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Take the fucking layup! Too fucking cute

  18. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Generally I think NBA officials suck. Not only missed and inconsistent calls, but pandering to certain players, and letting others get hammered with no calls. It’s been that way for years. The way Harden gets calls is an absolute joke. And Donaghy was an only, rogue ref. Riiiiiiight…

  19. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    WTF…I think he may have just carried the fucking ball there. The refs are unreal.

  20. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    About time for Barnes to make his usual big 3 ball in the game, after 4 quarters of yawn…

  21. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Lillard took 4.5 step to the basket earlier and they didn’t call it.

    • snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:26 pm

      There is no traveling in the NBA unless you’re on a skateboard…

      • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:26 pm

        No shit!

  22. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    The Blazers have been shooting FT’s for about 6 minutes; the W’s still aren’t in the bonus.

  23. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    The Curry DAGGER!

  24. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    This shit is killing me.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:28 pm

      We will all need a drink, or three (make ’em doubles) followed by a triple-bypass…intense does not begin to describe it…

  25. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Wow

  26. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    That man is un-fucking-real. Wow…

  27. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Curry, dude is beyond unbelievable…

  28. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    That was a no, no, no, YES!

  29. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    ONLY Steph…

  30. alleykat69 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    Death knell by the Assassin!
    Curry their just no words left anymore to describe his game!!!

  31. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    Fuck I need a drink!

  32. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    How can you foul NOW on a 3 point attempt? That is just ridiculous…

  33. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    That’s the second time this series Klay has done that. FUCK

  34. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Such bullshit! Thompson is standing STRAIGHT UP, arms straight up…

    • unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:32 pm

      Klay left his feet. That’s a foul every tine

  35. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Jesus. Dumb foul to end all dumb fouls.

  36. alleykat69 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Wtf was Klay thinking there? Holy shit 3 freebies and a stopped clock Fuck!’

  37. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Really stupid play by Klay. You don’t leave your feet there, EVER.

  38. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    NO STUPID FOULS!

  39. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Huge shots by Shaun.

  40. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    I agree…after watching it again, definitely a bone-head move by Klay. Hey, lock-down D here, and no stupid ass fouls…

  41. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Jesus. And they almost blew the inbounds. Curry seals it.

  42. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    SERIES! Bring on OKC or the Spurs, or WHO THE FUCK EVER!

  43. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    WE WIN! *phew*

  44. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Whooooooo boy. Portland is relentless.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm

      They are a tough fucking squad. You have to tip your cap. Glad to have them behind us!

  45. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    G’night girls. Make it an awesome day tomorrow!

  46. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Phew.
    I think the Dubs need a few days off. They are hurting and running on fumes. This season is long ass an they’ve been under pressure for months…

  47. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Die hard Trail Blazers hang 120 on the Dubs in 3 straight games. They have a good young team.

    • chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      They are a damned good team. They should be really tough the next couple of years.

  48. chipower9 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    And Sharks try to punch their ticket to the conference finals, tomorrow!

    • Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:39 pm

      That should be another barn burner.

  49. Lurker John said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Like I said earlier, I will not miss Damian Lillard moving forward.

  50. alleykat69 said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    A lot closer series then expected but now the Dubs get a much needed break going into the west finals..

  51. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/lets-watch-a-pitcher-break-the-rules-and-sorta-get-caught/

    Interesting article on Donaldson of Jays complaining about quick pitching. Vid of Peavy, which to me, doesn’t look like quick pitch, then next pitch he comes set for a long time, and throws a gopher ball…

  52. snarkk said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    OKC looks like it is getting into a zone. Hope Spurs win tomorrow and take it to 7 games, whoever wins will be a bit bloodied. I think maybe I’d rather play Spurs, they’re looking a little elderly…

  53. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Yeah. I think I’d rather play SA. Really I just want it to go to 7.

    Tough roadie for SA though.

  54. unca_chuck said, on May 11, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    I think Portland is the 2nd best team in the west.


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