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No More Peavy

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on May 21, 2016

A little early morning googling unearthed this nugget: Highway 821 in Washington state is also known as Canyon Road or Yakima River Canyon Scenic Byway. I’m thinking of emailing state officials to see if the good people of Yakima might consider adding a third nickname to the highway: “Jake Peavy’s ERA”.

Another possible name: “Jake Peavy Sucks Shit”

How ’bout “Jake Peavy Smokes Copious Amounts of Pole”

I think any of my names would fit better than boring-ass “Canyon Road.”

And I agree with Snarkk, Bochy must be around some pretty dumb people all day if he thinks we’re buying “Jake was a little off tonight.”

Enough of Peavy. If the Giants don’t have someone better at any level of the minor leagues who can’t pitch through the 2nd inning of a baseball game then we have the worst minor league system of all time. Think about it.


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  1. Flavor said, on May 22, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    “Beer can will be there and her cousin from Sacramento ” Coffee Can” will be there too.” Marty Lurie cracks me up sometimes

  2. wilcojoe said, on May 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Hunter Pence better hope his hair doesn’t start receding or else he will look exactly like Dallas Braden in a few years.

    • zumiee said, on May 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm


  3. Flavor said, on May 22, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    New thread when I get home. I had to go to 2 different pizza places to feed me and Katie since I am an Amichi’s disciple and her allegiance is with round table. No cooking tonight. Basketball and baseball and pizza and beers.

    • djloo27 said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:02 pm

      Sounds good to me. Wish I was in the neighborhood.

    • Bozo said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:10 pm

      Not just what do you want on your pizza, but where do you want your pizza from…
      BF, I bow in your general direction.

  4. zumiee said, on May 22, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    Puig with a baserunning gaffe.
    5-5 game.

  5. Macdog said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    Way to go, A’s, for reviving the dead-as-a-doornail Yanks.

  6. Lurker John said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Can’t believe that inning went from 2 out nobody on 0-2 count 10 pitches thrown, to bases loaded and 28 pitches thrown in the inning. Fuck the Cubs. Bum wasn’t as sharp from the stretch.

  7. Irish Kevin said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Every game should have that little box showing where the pitch is

  8. Lurker John said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    I don’t know who the fuck that ref is, but he just overturned an obvious call from 40 ft away that ended up giving OKC a basket. That ball wasn’t within 6 inches of the rim. Dude needs to be canned.

  9. Flavor said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    new thread!

  10. Macdog said, on May 22, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    Bum’s control isn’t too good throwing to the bases, either.

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