Cubs Lose! Again!
Watching Dan Otero finish off the Cubs brought back a lot of those old (3 weeks) bullpen feelings. Before the 9th inning started last night the scoreboard guy in Chicago played this:
….I actually don’t find this funny, I find it irritating and another reason why I want the Cubs to lose this thing as soon as possible……
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#FreeStix! RPOTD:
WordPress was acting up so i did a shorty. This year’s offense looks to be the virtual opposite of the one the Giants trundled out in ’11. Belt is a basher and Buster a blaster. Dynamic duo at the plate, i think. Pence and Panda pop those peas too. Contributions from Crawford, Pagan and Adrianza cannot be overlooked either. Morse is a masher, Blanco a dasher and Perez an up and comer.
All in all there are no perceivable holes in the SF attack. Defense will come around. Last night was a combination of Opening Day heebiejeebies combined with parking lot field conditions.
Have the feeling there will be at least one position player making apologies to Bumgarner ~ either already last night or before this evening’s game. Hard to be an Ace with a swisscheese defense. Bochy pulled him for Blanco’s bat and that worked out a bit. Petit coughed up hairballs and then uprighted the liferaft before things got totally out of hand. Machi EARNED the win. Romo so-so but held on. Pitching is bound to improve, particularly when the team plays in venues more kind to the moundsmen.
Important thing is the Giants lead off with a win vs a powerful offensive team in their own Snakepit. Get on top and stay there. How do you do that? Beat up on your closest rivals. Snakes will be desperate tonight. Cain’s gotta make sure nobody’s on base if he reverts to surrendering taters. A vintage performance by the Horse would calm a lotta nerves around here.
As a few Flappers have noted about themselves, I haven’t watched one minute of this series either. Season ended for me once I knew the Bums were eliminated. However, I still would like the Indians to win. For a myriad of reasons (perhaps talking to a few Cleveland friends I have), they are just so much more humble and appreciative of what this means to them. Anyway, my good friend, Tristan (a Giants fan) posted this on his FB page. Says it all, eh?
The latest thing to get on my nerves is everyone in the media constantly calling them the “Cubbies” like that’s supposed to make them cuter and more lovable…
I hated this little motherfucker when I was a kid. I used to dream about stomping his guts out..

Interesting Loo . . . I always wondered why I got gypped (by the by, anyone from the 60s remember that word?) by being placed in my dysfunctional family and not Leave It To Beaver’s family.
“Gypped” was big, Blade. I think Felix Unger uses it on the Password episode of The Odd Couple…
So was “rooked”
Now it seems everything is “fucked”
Yeah, rooked was big. Don’t know where it was derived from, although it usually was associated with card sharps. Gypped, unbeknownst to me, goes back to the 1800s and was a racial epithet related to gypsies (obvious, but I never thought about it).
Gotta give the drummer some… The dude toured with Spike Jones, so major props for that.
Stix rarely had anything bad to say about Belt.
I think Belt’s 2016 was good in that he stayed healthy, but also shows what he needs to work on to get to next level. He’s a fine 1b and arguably Giants best hitter last year, tho AS might be a bit of a reach. Next year salary takes a big jump as contract kicks in. Trading him for pen help without getting a potential good bat I don’t think helps much.
A full year of Nunez I don’t think is going to make that big difference; he isn’t an AS 3b like he was for the Twins.
You could move Belt to LF and Posey to 1b, but finding a C who can hit is unlikely, so again it’s not bringing much more offense to the table. Posey at 1b is not going to be an AS there either.
I was very interested in signing Justin Turner for 3B and moving Nunez to LF until I saw how inexperienced he is as an outfielder. Still wondering if there’s a way to make that work somehow. Maybe sign Turner and package Nunie? Think Turner could whack 25 at ATT?
Hell yeah. I think he’d make more of a difference in Giants being 9th best in the league at scoring runs than Nunez.
Not to spoil anything for those intending to read Passan’s book about pitching and arm injuries, but Trevor Bauer was a part of the story. One of the things that comes out of it is a look at different approaches to injury prevention.
He was a physics and engineering nerd who left HS early to go to UCLA, and follows very unconventional warmup and training regimen.
I wonder how many NFL fans can accurately answer this 2-part question without looking it up or turning on the game:
What yard line does a team kick off from and what yard line is the ball brought out to on a touchback?
I wasn’t sure till just now…
I know it comes out to the 25yard line on touchbacks, kickoffs 35?
Cub media looking for any highlight in a lowlight W/S trying to inspire a losing team..
I’m ready to give up on the stupid fuckin’ NFL. Kelce makes a great catch, has complete control of the ball, gets both feet down in bounds, goes completely out of bounds, then drops the ball while falling down out of bounds. Ruled complete on the field and overturned. MORONIC COCKSUCKERS!
Cornfield Schwarber (from Magnus, a day or two ago). That is brilliant. Perfectly Midwest. LNSQTM. [laughing not so quietly to myself].
The Saints went into that awesome prevent defense that allows the other team to march right down the field and almost cost the Saints the game.
True.. Then again why is the stupid fade play always fade out of bounds?
Offensive coordinators fell in love with the jumpball pass in the last several years. I hate it on 4th and goal with the clock running out. Very low percentage play, IMO. I’m having a Harbaugh flashback….
Matt Ryan with a perfectly thrown TD pass on a 45-yard post pattern. So that’s what real QBing looks like. Watching the Niners, I’d forgotten that.
The Raiders are now 6-2 (!) I liked David Carr when he was at Fresno St. I saw several of his games on TV. Since then, the Fresno St. football program has struggled.
Derek Carr, I meant.
David Carr was good in college, not so much in the pros.
he threw for over 500 yards today. lulz
Yeah wish it was David.Cause his brother Derek helped kick my ass in fantasy with his 30+points!!
Anyone old enough to remember Henry Carr?
Never heard of him. Looked him up. Gold medal athlete in ’64 Olympics. Very cool.
Played pro football after the Olympics – just like the more famous Bob Hayes, Zum…
Will drone-finger pitch well tonight? It’s only the biggest baseball game of his life.
Drone-finger lulz
After the damage he did against the Giants, watching a dumb hitter like Baez be dumb is a pleasure.
Sheesh, even Heyward did damage against the Giants, and that’s just flat-out embarrassing.
‘Cubs Have Their Backs Against the Ivy’ — good hed at nyt
Buck kinda called it…
talk about timing
Rizzo admiring his hit, even an okay throw nails him.
paltry toss
is that Marlins Man with the pink hat?
we could use a Zobrist or two
I like the bunting.
Beautiful Red White and Blue.
boom!!!
The pitching coach comes out and says: “How about get somebody out, Meat, alright?”
Henry Carr played DB in pros (NY Giants?) didn’t he? Bunch of sprinter guys tried to follow Bob Hayes act into NFL, which usually didn’t end well. Remember Nehemiah getting destroyed?
Most of these guys were track stars first, whereas many football guys like Cliff Branch also did college track in spring.
No one who saw it will ever forget Renaldo getting knocked out as he sped across the middle and just touched the pass. One of those Bill Walsh experiments that didn’t work out.
I live pretty close to the Onondaga Nation. Sovereign territory. The “reservation,” or the “res.” I know several Native Americans. It is not uncommon to see members of that community wearing Redskins gear or car decals as a show of pride. Admittedly, this is anecdotal data.
Not smart on their part. They just don’t get it. The key to political strength is unity, and Native Americans are divided into tribes. ‘Divide and conquer’ has been the strategy against Native Americans from when Columbus first landed in North America. Native Americans could get rid of all the offensive team names and logos within a short time if they could unify over it. But I guess it’s not going to happen. Black people and hispanics gained political power by unifying over causes. What if 100,000 Native Americans went to the Lincoln Memorial to demand the Redskins change their name. It would be awesome.
Who would man the casinos?
Does the Dugan’s truck still come around there, Pawlie?
none that I’m aware……still exist? …. was I reasonable to now assume some shtupping?
I’d say so Pawlie. I know UPS guys that are having some fun.
The book’s great, BTW…
Pawlie, isn’t that Onondaga REDHAWKS gear they’re wearing? Admittedly, the Native American silhouette does resemble the DC football logo.
I’m not sure 3 runs is enough for the Cubs.
I may have just seen the dumbest graphic ever…
Lester with the snot rocket.
Guyer CANNOT take that pitch.
Ball 2 was the same pitch.
I remember Ernie Ladd who played for the KC Chiefs in the 60’s / early 70 ‘s also was a big time wrestler with the likes of Pepper Gomez& Ray Stevens back one day. Think Ladd had a teammate Curley Culp? who was a college wrestling champ as well..
Damn right, Kat!
Drone-finger, doing what he can to keep hope alive in Chicago. He can spend the off-season playing with his drone, contemplating how he let his team down.
I may have just seen an umpire make a pompously inaccurate strike 3 call for the 2,623rd time.
Does Timmy get credit for starting the long hair trend for pitchers?
He should. True long hair, and not those ridiculous mullets that players like Randy Johnson had.
With mustache soon to follow. And Wilson for the cretinous beards.
The beard thing is so tired. It needs to go away. I’m starting to think the Yankees have the right idea.
Johnny Damon let his hair grow long after he left Oakland. Lincecum had the spotlight, however, on the mound, a couple of years later. What a great Giant he was. He strode into Texas’s stadium and made sure that WS ended in game 5. Bauer didn’t have that power tonight.
I doubt this will be an 8 out save. Shouldn’t they run for Napoli?
I just spoke with someone who thought Murray’s TMOTTBG was funny. I literally wanted to kill him. I still might….
Before you do, remember there are millions of the “disappearing middle class” out there who are ready to risk fucking up the good life you and I enjoy. Is this person one of them?
this person is someone with the worst sense of humor I know, Therefore, I let him live. It’s a worse sentence to have to walk the earth alive with no sense of humor than it is for me killing him for laughing at that nitwit.
i wonder how Bum would grade this one
Kipnis is certainly no Gillaspie.
What a framing job on the 1-0!
the high outside slider?
Yes, that the catcher lunged at . . . unbelievable.
fox is pretty selective with its use of that strikezone box graphic
Yep
How about swinging the fuckin’ bat?
i mean, what was he waiting for?
from that dude who measures how hard balls get hit, the arc of the ball, the % of time it’s an HR, etc and blah blah blah….
Daren Willman @darenw 7m7 minutes ago
Francisco Lindor batted .429 (6 for 14) vs pitches 98 MPH+ this season.
Crazy strike zone. This been going on all night?
It’s like Mystery Science 3000. Anyone’s guess is as good as anyone else’s.
Baez was all-world till the WS. Now he’s a schlub…
Baez combines the worst of Pablo and Pence.
Chapman looks like Daryl Strawberry up there…
The Cubs are doing to Chapman what Dusty did to Nen.
I had to explain the electoral map to several people this week, and why the number 270 is important. Bill Maher said the other night that Americans will spend an hour on the internet researching the best place to buy a taco, but they can’t be bothered to know much about how our government functions or basic foreign policy issues.
Did Smoltz just say “unnormal?
He was talking about Super Bowl VII. He said Earl Morrall.
He’s got a blglier vocab than you.
did Joe Buck just soil his pants and those of Smoltz too? I’ve developed a dislike for the cubbers
Chapman guns ’em down. Oh bad choice of words.
He put a chokehold on the Indians?
Zumie, how jazzed are you about the full blown return of The Schwarber Factor?
It’s going to be crap-tastic.
The Indians accomplished what they wanted tonight.
They rested Miller.