Nearing Haiku Territory
Dodgers look like they’re re-signing Turner. They can have him. He’s 32, I didn’t know that. You want to give a dude a 4 year deal at that age when he just had a power explosion out of no where? Well, at least he’ll have the dough to buy up the best masking drugs money can buy.
This is from one of the many Giants beat writers who have blocked me on twitter:
#FreeStix! RSPOTD (retro stoney post of the day)
True, my diction can get a bit airy at times, but rarely do i garble the syntax. Rarely too, do i consult one of those things due to a firm belief in the evolution of the American language away from the bloody Quean’s English. Gotta consider actual usage by everyday folk in common conversation as having more streetcred than the vaporings and snifflings pronounced and pronouned by pundits, prognosticators and general poobahs. Now, i’m not proffering suchlike syllabilizations to be wrong, per se ~ just not my cuppa lapsang souchong to go with smoked provolone and a thin slice of cucumber on a club cracker.