Happy Birthday, Dumbshit
Getting on Trump’s stupid mailing list was the best thing I’ve ever done. I get daily nonsense from them, here is the email I got from Lara the Whore. Again, their stupid filter system never flags me for putting my name in as “Fuck You”
“Make sure Fuck is displayed proudly on the President’s card.”
Oh man, good thing I wasn’t drinking something when I read that.
Agree, that is just classic…
And the email begins: Fuck, President Trump’s birthday….
Flav, Michael Phelps just called to congratulate you for passing him on the gold winner list.
That’s hilarious Flavor!
Well Happy Fucking Birthday Donald from Flap Fuckin Nation!
High Larry Us, indeed. If an actual human bean had been reading Flav’s response at sophomoric adviser Lara’s zone, the response may well have been WTF?!!
oh man, that is so funny. Please make sure that trump sees your name.
“…. YOUR name on the list of Patriots..”… I didn’t know you were playing for New England now….
you should have seen the birthday message I sent him
I was thinking about that earlier, after the news popped up about mlb having the power under the March agreement to dictate some sort of season on the players. What else is in that thing?
“Jon Heyman
@JonHeyman
There are a couple owners who are fine with calling off the season, and maybe the latest from players today will spur 1 or 2 more to feel that way, but it would take 8 owners to scuttle a season. And most important, commissioner Manfred is on record saying there will be baseball.”
Now that is fucking hilarious, Flav. Thanks for sharing.
Love the birthday greeting.