PLLLAAAAYYYY BAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!
No more sleeps to go, gents. Today we play!!!! Well, tonight. But whatever, real baseball is going down today. I’m as excited for the game as I am for my team. In fact, it’s necessary to be excited for both considering how bad the Giants are going to be this year. But that’s cool, serenity now, serenity now, I can put up with a 70ish win team for another year, at least.
I’m not as sold on the kids as everyone else is. Maybe it’s because we continue to have the bore core shoved down our throats I’ve lost touch with what it’s like to have a young exciting player develop down below and blossom in the semi-luke warm San Francisco sun. Whatever, I’ll worry about that another day…..
Today is the real deal. I don’t remember what we were doing last April 1st. Probably wearing a mask and watching netflix with the pandemic fully throttling our lives. No longer. Chi is looking out that window with a big shit eating grin on his face. The world is alive again……

My dear sweet fucking gawd they brought two hundred pitchers to camp and we get this shit?
Most annoying / fucking dumbass stupid games of all time?
1) Game 6
2) Cubs playoof game in 16
3) This game
That’s a strong list.
Dump these fucking stiffs into Puget Sound.
Bungee jump this Bullpen off the Space Needle without the bungee cord..
Mariners 8 runs on 5 hits.
Shit.
The fuckin’ Sun came up…