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Kris Bryant COME ON DOWN!!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on July 30, 2021

So it appears all I had to do is give up on Z and say I’m headed off to the casino for the day.

Farhan I apologize. You did not choke. The moment wasn’t too big for you. We just scooped up THE BEST BAT ON THE MARKET!!!!!!!

Conflicting reports on who we gave up but if it’s Wade and Bart……

Look, Z’s specialty is scooping up waiver wire guys like Wade. He could probably find 3 of them in his seat cushions if he looked hard enough. And Bart? Eh, whatever, pay up NOW for a known stud like Bryant. I’m not gonna shed any tears over Bart going off down the road and he could easily turn out to be nothing.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We got a bat baby!!!!!

Ok now i’m off to the casino, later.

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  1. zumiee said, on July 30, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    Then Ruf flubs.

  2. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    E-3 As Flavor would say Fuck Ruf..

  3. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    Long will be an easy send down..

    • djloo27 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      Jackson can drive him…

  4. James said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    I forgot Watson could be a replacement for Sammy Long…

  5. willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    top of lineup is tough enough. Can’t let the bat draggers get on ahead of them.

  6. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    Cut Ruf.

  7. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    Ballgame..
    Ruf needs to eat his glove as well..

  8. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    And fuck that cheating little prick.

  9. willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    1b options outside of Bryant would be Wade Jr. and Wilmet, neither of whom are good defensively there. til Belt gets back, maybe in a week.

    • willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm

      And we know what Wade Jr. does vs. LHP. Only so many platoon guys to go around.

  10. zumiee said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Ruf has very good numbers on offense. His defense ain’t all that.

    • willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:11 pm

      agreed. not an everyday player at all, but lot like Wilmet.

  11. xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    wtf did Altuve think he needed to cheat so much?

    • alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:19 pm

      Still needs to get his ass kicked.A human pianta beating seems appropriate..

      • xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:23 pm

        friend of mine says she knew an actress in LA who made money with high end tricks, favorite being a big wig who begged to be spun naked in the air while she smacked him with a club and he spit candy out of his mouth.

  12. Bozo said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    Bang the trash can slowly.

    • sandog said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      Nice one!

  13. willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    AZ ahead of LA right now 3-2 and Pads losing 9-0.

  14. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Geez Alvarez is one big dude.If he connects he could clear McCovey into the new building complex.

  15. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Forget Bryant, how soon can Watson get here?

    • djloo27 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:16 pm

      Watson, come here. I need you…

      • PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:29 pm

        lulz

    • alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:20 pm

      Is it Tom Watson were getting I forgot?

  16. zumiee said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    Duggar’s AB was not awesome.

  17. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    Swing the bat Duggar it’s better to swing and miss then take it with your bat locked to your shoulder..

  18. Flavor said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    i hit 7 of 8 baseball games today that is pretty good…..

    • sandog said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:49 pm

      Nice work!

      Flem talking about tweet that Wade was part of the Bryant deal that I guess rattled many others besides me.

      • PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on July 30, 2021 at 9:57 pm

        Yeah, Wade and Bart, that would’ve been rattlin’ bad…

      • xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:14 pm

        I heard it live on knbr radio, the Giants flagship, from Greg Papa. He was categorical: Bart and Wade. I ms’d my son; he got rattled. I checked on line. No confirmation. Then Papa retracted it as unconfirmed. Fucking worst work imaginable. Papa sucks. Maybe mlb.com was involved, too, I don’t know, but damn that Greg Papa sucks.

  19. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Damn, we won’t get the Graveman-Grave Duggar matchup tonight.

  20. PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    Getting runs the old fashioned way tonight, it seems. That was something that struck me, watching a lot of the videos of the 3-in-5 wins: single, single, single, double, single, in many of the games. It looked strange. And yet it also often came down to the occasional-well placed homerun to win a big game.

    • willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:44 pm

      and in most recent 3 game Dodger series too. no bombs for SF iirc.

  21. alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    Yeah it could of been a graveyard smash..

  22. xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:11 pm

    “they can’t get a double play because there’s nobody at second” says Jon MIller, calling the play. “I’ll never understand that,” says Krukow. “It could’ve been an inning ending play,” says Miller. “I’ll never understand . . . ” says Krukow. And on and on.

    • alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:26 pm

      Well I’ll always call Krukow out on pitch counts.He always try to drill in your head, 15 pitches an inning is great.Well I’m old school and it should be freaking 12 pitches are less.CG thing of the past which is stupid if your starter is mowing hitters down. 12 pitches an inning adds up to 108 easily manageable, but not in today’s specialist BS thinking.Whatever, and back when Krukow pitched I bet his philosophy was different.I would argue that point with him all day and all night..
      He is right about a strictly pull hitter like Alvarez, where Flores should just be hanging around the 2nd base bag only..

      • xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:31 pm

        they were bitching about the shift

  23. sandog said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    I think Slusser was the one who tweeted Wade and Bart.

    I hope I’m dead wrong and we can sign Bryant to a reasonable deal, but I think that is a pipe dream.
    Did I mention his agent is Scott Boras?? This is the “live for today” move Loo and Flav were begging for.
    Gonna be fun to see how this plays out.

    • xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      Slusser did not. Put up some proof or get ready for the libel suit, motherfucker.

      • sandog said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:37 pm

        Wow—are you a big fan? I know nothing about her. I see nothing now, but I could of sworn it was her that tweeted or maybe retweeted Wade and Bart. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe it got deleted.

      • xoot said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:53 pm

        well, I do like Slusser’s work. And I was closely following the beat tweets and the radio feeds today, while I read a magazine. And she was not the fuck up. Our east coast correspondents (DJLoo, MacDog, I think) mentioned mlb tv; but I heard Papa on the radio being categorical (he may have been repeating mlb’s error). My son traced it back to a fake twitter account that fooled mlb tv. Slusser, the vet, the Stanford grad (;)) would never fall for that shit. But Papa, the sloppy tv/radio “pro,” did. And a great deal of local rattling followed.

    • alleykat69 said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:40 pm

      Actually it was Greg Ambsinger (sp) on MLB during the all day trade marathon. Who said Bart and Wade going Chicago as Reynolds, and the other 2 guys shook their heads, oh that can’t be right.He was flustered and came off like a fool..

    • PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:44 pm

      I still think Bryant will a) do well in SF and b) love playing at the O and being in “The City” and that c) Z will take Boras to school. Haha. Yes, it will be fun to see how it plays out…

  24. willedav said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    man good thing Astros didn’t get Kimbrel.

  25. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    Giants have given up 10, 8 and 9 in three of the last six games.

    • zumiee said, on July 30, 2021 at 11:21 pm

      At least Brebbia’s gone. Z has a good batting average, but that was a strike out.

  26. Macdog said, on July 30, 2021 at 11:17 pm

    D-Backs win!

  27. zumiee said, on July 30, 2021 at 11:18 pm

    Asdrubal!

  28. willedav said, on July 31, 2021 at 6:47 am

    Gausman with 4.95 ERA in first inning. Kinda set tone. Giants did make it interesting all the way to the end. Graverman looks like helluva pick up for them. How many games now without a bomb? still scoring, but…

  29. willedav said, on July 31, 2021 at 6:57 am

    Last HRs hit by Giants were Sunday vs. Pirates. 2 from Wade Jr. one each from Flores and Thairo.

  30. unca_chuck said, on July 31, 2021 at 7:36 am

    I thought someone hacked Ken Rosenthal’s twitter account and posted the bogus trade news. Like I said,I was reading the comments and that’s how I got the news. I was pissed.


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