A Place To Talk About Giants Baseball


This is a new page (as of 2/16/12) devoted to the POTD for the BBOTD. This page evolved from several Flap Vets who turned the BBOTD into a *name that caption* thread. Snarkk’s “Paul in Asia….teacher’s pet” was the final straw and I couldn’t keep having that type of *gold* get deleted every day without finding a more proper way of honoring it. So that’s where this page came from.

Bozo said, on April 17, 2015 at 4:15 pm (Edit)

If I was a single man, I’d eat a mile of her shit just to find out where the peanuts came from.


blade3colorado said, on April 16, 2015 at 8:00 am (Edit)

I like this type of water board torture.


Macdog said, on March 21, 2015 at 4:47 pm (Edit)

World Series or bust.


unca_chuck said, on March 9, 2015 at 8:23 am (Edit)

“Would you like to play motorboat?”


unca_chuck said, on February 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm (Edit)

BBOTD – Walking Dead edition.


ewisco said, on February 23, 2015 at 4:19 pm (Edit)

scary thought: i’ve had worse.


Bozo said, on February 21, 2015 at 8:22 pm (Edit)

This photo from 1965 really takes me back. You know I did all four of these ladies, unfortunately it was last year.


unca_chuck said, on February 20, 2015 at 11:19 pm (Edit)

“Are you looking for seashells?”

“No, just looking.”


Bozo said, on February 10, 2015 at 7:23 pm (Edit)

The source of Milk of Magnesia exposed.

dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 10, 2015 at 7:46 am (Edit)

That Vegas headliner gig is wearing Brittany out.


Bozo said, on February 7, 2015 at 7:47 am (Edit)

Tanned and rested, she’s baaack.


snarkk said, on January 26, 2015 at 10:54 pm (Edit)

Prepping for the back end of the Endymion parade, former runner-up Miss Metairie thinks of her past — when young men threw beads at her for good reason…


willedav said, on January 21, 2015 at 7:54 am (Edit)

my idea of a starting 5. watch out for held ball.


Alleykat said, on January 16, 2015 at 1:42 pm (Edit)

Is she part of the Aoki deal?
Then that’s a great package😛


unca_chuck said, on January 8, 2015 at 9:02 pm (Edit)

“Ward, you ere a little rough on the beaver last night.”


SanDawg said, on January 1, 2015 at 6:58 pm (Edit)

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

My goodness.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on December 27, 2014 at 9:41 am (Edit)

I’m hesitant to appreciate this strong run to close the year out. It’s a set up.


Chipower9 said, on June 23, 2014 at 10:48 am (Edit)

Dumpy Rumpy fell off a wall…


Bozo said, on June 4, 2014 at 8:03 am (Edit)

Except she left a Cleveland Steamer last night.


WilcoJoe said, on May 23, 2014 at 3:53 pm (Edit)

“I still think it’s totally gross that Jessica wanted her ashes spread on the white mounds of Cabo,”


unca_chuck said, on April 15, 2014 at 12:03 am (Edit)

Carl Lewis goes all-in.


nca_chuck said, on April 9, 2014 at 10:09 pm (Edit)

German hat, Italian bikini, and Japanese girl. She’s the Axis Powers rolled up into one package..



Bozo said, on March 30, 2014 at 10:01 am (Edit)

Now that there is one fancy fountain. Beer goes in her mouth and recycled beer shoots right out of her ass.


Irish Kevin said, on March 26, 2014 at 5:06 pm (Edit)

A handful of hair and a slap on the ass, ride cowboy ride.


Bozo said, on March 25, 2014 at 11:33 am (Edit)

Reason #1, why Vogs isn’t pitching well. Nicole has gone to her bench to perform those wifely duty chores .


zumiee said, on March 19, 2014 at 9:31 am (Edit)

She looks like she could be a Kennedy.


Bozo said, on March 10, 2014 at 7:04 am (Edit)

From the cellulite, the mighty Phoenix rises.


how cute, the woman who donated her breasts with the recipient.


Bozo said, on March 7, 2014 at 11:49 am (Edit)

Yes men follow her. Yes she wears Bacon perfume. Let your day and night sizzle by using the Scent of the Gods, Bacon.


snarkk said, on February 24, 2014 at 3:06 pm (Edit)

I wondered what happened to Berkeley’s Polka Dot Man…


PawlieKokonuts said, on February 16, 2014 at 7:29 pm (Edit)

I think she needs the WD-40 more than the bike does.


DJLoo said, on February 11, 2014 at 7:18 pm (Edit)

The person who took the order and wrote it on the bag really did a first rate job.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 8, 2014 at 7:15 pm (Edit)

Crouching tiger hidden…..ah forget it.


Macdog said, on February 2, 2014 at 12:37 pm (Edit)

I hope the beer isn’t as flat.


unca_chuck said, on January 29, 2014 at 4:44 pm (Edit)

DJLoo (in the bag) goes for a stroll with his GF.


snarkk said, on January 25, 2014 at 8:33 pm (Edit)

Walk into and through the mirror my friend, and be very afraid…



Bozo said, on January 24, 2014 at 9:04 am (Edit)

Raccoon eyes AND raccoon pits, oh baby.

DJLoo said, on January 24, 2014 at 2:47 pm (Edit)

Shoulda cuffed her face down.


zumiee said, on January 22, 2014 at 12:52 pm (Edit)

That’s a rough Mrs. Robinson.

zumiee said, on January 22, 2014 at 12:53 pm (Edit)

  • I think we know why Joltin’ Joe has left and gone away.


snarkk said, on January 21, 2014 at 11:28 am (Edit)

Jeep Bikini Team — Honorable Mention…


Bozo said, on January 20, 2014 at 7:28 pm (Edit)

Leave it to Beaver, the lost episode.


ewisco said, on January 11, 2014 at 8:10 am (Edit)

Jim Carey is starting to look ok.


unca_chuck said, on January 9, 2014 at 2:46 pm (Edit)

Open the pod bay doors, Hal


Bozo said, on January 5, 2014 at 3:23 pm (Edit)

Is this a shot cut from Planes, Trains and Automobiles? Because that sure looks like one of the “earrings” John Candy was selling,


willedav said, on January 1, 2014 at 7:53 am (Edit)

and happy new year to your two…uh you two…you too.


chipower9 said, on December 23, 2013 at 10:06 am (Edit)

We don’t need no Stinking Strings! Unleash the Camel (toes)…


co winner:

Bozo said, on December 17, 2013 at 5:13 am (Edit)

When a hungry bunch shows up for lunch,
what are ya going to pick?
Crotch Rockets.

dirtnrocksnomo said, on December 17, 2013 at 6:50 pm (Edit)

It’s the safest thing these girls will ever have between their legs.


Bozo said, on December 15, 2013 at 9:09 pm (Edit)

Loo, ya gotta clean those glasses my man. That ain’t Alfonzo, that body still has life in it.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on December 12, 2013 at 7:45 am (Edit)

When I heard there would be a sequel to Blackfish this isn’t what I imagined.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on December 11, 2013 at 1:02 pm (Edit)

Who’s got wood?

Also, what’s up with the Greek mythology book?


Bozo said, on December 9, 2013 at 6:01 am (Edit)

Thanks for the memories Anna. It was a hell of a run, but the team needs to go younger now. No offense, but you were starting to look like Aubrey Huff, at second base.

Thank you Flav.

***Flavor Note**** I’d like to also note that Anna was starting to LOOK like Aubrey Huff. She had to go. *********************


eddacker said, on April 26, 2013 at 10:57 pm (Edit)

And today’s model hails from the day when a caesarian section was a real operation, not those wimpy ‘bikini-line’ caesarian procedures done today.

The rumor that this IS Caesar’s mom (or that this picture came from Blade’s “Rome” blog) have not been proven.

unca_chuck said, on April 27, 2013 at 9:36 pm (Edit)

I’d rather ruin the painting.


snarkk said, on April 25, 2013 at 11:25 am (Edit)

Paul in Asia — extra credit…


Macdog said, on April 24, 2013 at 6:28 pm (Edit)

Obviously the work of an amateur photographer.


snarkk said, on April 23, 2013 at 12:21 pm (Edit)

If she’s the bait girl, sign me up for another trip…


eddacker said, on April 22, 2013 at 7:11 am (Edit)

Someone with colour sense. And it looks like she is fit, too.


Macdog said, on April 21, 2013 at 9:03 am (Edit)

Getting ready for her annual “Eyes Wide Shut” party.


Bozo said, on April 18, 2013 at 5:45 am (Edit)

I didn’t know a surf board could get a stiffy.


tedspe said, on April 17, 2013 at 10:04 pm (Edit)

Who the fuck took a photo of my apartment and posted it?



dirtnrocksnomo said, on April 16, 2013 at 6:29 am (Edit)

You are a cruel, cruel man. And so are you Craig.

Macdog said, on April 16, 2013 at 9:20 am (Edit)

Welcome ba . . . acckkkk!


Bozo said, on April 15, 2013 at 1:35 pm (Edit)

Right now the BBOTD is but a vision in gray.


Alleykat said, on April 3, 2013 at 1:50 pm (Edit)

Start spreading the news
I’m here in LA
I’m gonna give the Flap the Clap
In Good old LA.


unca_chuck said, on April 1, 2013 at 8:41 pm (Edit)

If i suck your face real hard, your ass will get smaller . . .


Bozo said, on March 30, 2013 at 3:54 pm (Edit)

Give me an “F! …”F”! give me a “U”! …”U”!
Give me an “N”! …”N” Give me a “D”! …”D”!
Give me a “Y! …”Y”!


ewisco said, on March 29, 2013 at 12:41 pm (Edit)

It took me 5 minutes to realize she had brown eyes.


DJLoo said, on March 27, 2013 at 7:09 pm (Edit)

I’m now officially gay.


Macdog said, on March 26, 2013 at 11:47 am (Edit)

“Hey you two in the Santa hats: Grab these!”


Bozo said, on March 25, 2013 at 6:15 am (Edit)

There are so many things that are just wrong in this photo. So I’ll start with, that chick on the right needs to put a bra on.


DJLoo said, on March 24, 2013 at 5:33 pm (Edit)

I think she’s getting fucked in the ass by a ghost.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on March 23, 2013 at 10:35 am (Edit)

This picture is full of awesome.



Bozo said, on March 22, 2013 at 7:41 pm (Edit)

Fortunately, this woman would be horny for Edd as much as he is for her.
Hope she has great personalities (yes, plural).

Macdog said, on March 21, 2013 at 11:06 am (Edit)

This is one time I won’t stop to smell the flowers.

willedav said, on March 22, 2013 at 8:43 am (Edit)

if you don’t like my petunias, then baby don’t shake my tree.


Irish Kevin said, on March 20, 2013 at 10:55 am (Edit)

Hi, yes I met with the new Pope.


snarkk said, on March 19, 2013 at 12:41 pm (Edit)

She’s a history buff, honoring Lincoln as the “Rail Splitter”…


Bozo said, on March 18, 2013 at 6:42 am (Edit)

First thought? Strawberry Pop Tart!


Bozo said, on March 17, 2013 at 7:17 am (Edit)

I see Bengie Molina has dropped a bit of weight.


Alleykat said, on March 17, 2013 at 3:22 am (Edit)

Red White & Eeww


snarkk said, on March 14, 2013 at 5:14 pm (Edit)

Is that a bikini bottom or is she heading out to play flag football?…


eddacker said, on March 13, 2013 at 7:22 am (Edit)

My girlfriend is such a show-off. She told me you took some pictures while she was visiting. Thanks for letting her stay overnight when her car wouldn’t start, I sure didn’t feel like driving over and picking her up, besides she said she didn’t mind.


snarkk said, on March 12, 2013 at 11:03 pm (Edit)

Nipper? What kind of name is that?
NO. I don’t want to see your van.
And STOP calling me Soph…


dirtnrocksnomo said, on March 10, 2013 at 1:08 pm (Edit)

Fluffer on break.



Alleykat said, on March 7, 2013 at 11:41 am (Edit)

I prefer looking at the artwork on the wall over this skank.

DJLoo said, on March 7, 2013 at 7:25 pm (Edit)

I LOVE this broad!


Bozo said, on March 6, 2013 at 8:58 am (Edit)

None of them are into a Naked Head Meat Special.


willedav said, on March 5, 2013 at 7:19 am (Edit)

nice eyes, I’m just gonna have trouble looking at em.


Bozo said, on March 4, 2013 at 11:28 am (Edit)

As part of the festivities surrounding the election of the new Pope. Sister Mary Katherine awaits her next opponent in the Bar Nun cage match competition.


paulinasia said, on March 3, 2013 at 7:09 pm (Edit)



dirtnrocksnomo said, on March 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm (Edit)

I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggone it, people like me.


Bozo said, on February 27, 2013 at 8:30 pm (Edit)

What? You wouldn’t hug Amelia Earhart if you found her?


Irish Kevin said, on February 26, 2013 at 10:42 am (Edit)

not sure if that is a swim suit or just bra and panties. not sure if I really care. could be my neighbor. she does nothing for me.



Bozo said, on February 25, 2013 at 6:36 am (Edit)

Tedspe is the axle that turns my wheel. Tee hee.

snarkk said, on February 25, 2013 at 12:01 pm (Edit)

Your name Blade? I sharpen…


ewisco said, on February 24, 2013 at 9:54 pm (Edit)

let me see if i’ve got this right. she’s got reasonable tits, a camel toe and she’s got a bar. it goes without saying that i’ve had worse.


 Bozo said, on February 24, 2013 at 6:30 am (Edit)

She seems to be floating on a cloud of titties!


ewisco said, on February 22, 2013 at 12:59 pm (Edit)

sure, those are real.

TedSpe said, on February 22, 2013 at 4:56 pm (Edit)



tedspe said, on February 21, 2013 at 9:50 pm (Edit)

She’s fine and all that but from the looks of the bubbles–she farts like a burritto lovin’ chicksabob.
I luv her


snarkk said, on February 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm (Edit)

“I know it’s a funky necklace, but I just LUV Hazelnuts”…


Bozo said, on February 19, 2013 at 6:58 am (Edit)

What? No Pants Day isn’t until May? Dammit, dammit, hey there big fella.


Bozo said, on February 17, 2013 at 7:21 pm (Edit)

I gotta tell you Mr. Belt, no one has ever paid me with a cow before.

Bozo said, on February 17, 2013 at 7:19 pm (Edit)

And just what exactly did you think the Tooth Fairy looks like?

ewisco said, on February 17, 2013 at 11:26 am (Edit)

ok, a paper bag wouldn’t fix this one.


Bozo said, on February 16, 2013 at 7:24 am (Edit)

We Score, We Win does NOT, apply here.


Alleykat said, on February 14, 2013 at 9:45 am (Edit)

She’s the greeter at Mustang Ranch..It’s Mardi Cock week.



Alleykat said, on February 13, 2013 at 6:42 am (Edit)

So i assume that is what she is wearing for sombero night..

Bozo said, on February 13, 2013 at 9:58 am (Edit)

Cover of the new Las Vegas magazine, Bettor’s, Ho’s and Gardens.


Irish Kevin said, on February 12, 2013 at 8:24 am (Edit)

I love boobs


eddacker said, on February 11, 2013 at 12:12 pm (Edit)

I do sometimes wish one of those bikini bottoms would show a hidden (or not so hidden) mound of hair on that mound of venus. At least one long nipple hair.


ferrethead said, on February 10, 2013 at 1:14 am (Edit)

“What do you mean I look like an Olsen twin? Which one?”



dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 8, 2013 at 7:16 am (Edit)

Can’t these chicks go back to middle earth from wence they came?

ewisco said, on February 7, 2013 at 8:47 pm (Edit)

from the undead to the round table. and in her case, both.



dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 7, 2013 at 6:31 pm (Edit)

Under boob. It’s the new side boob.

snarkk said, on February 7, 2013 at 11:01 am (Edit)

What’s the deal with all the strings hanging off her right side?
Looks like she’s carrying extra rope for a cliff climb…

snarkk said, on February 7, 2013 at 10:58 am (Edit)

A few minutes with her, and I’d be all conched out, too…



unca_chuck said, on February 6, 2013 at 9:26 pm (Edit)

Princess Leia, the later years . . .

dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 6, 2013 at 7:04 am (Edit)

When he said she could handle his sword this isn’t what he meant.


ferrethead said, on February 5, 2013 at 10:18 pm (Edit)

Don’t take this the wrong way…but DAYUM!!! (I have returned to my usual heterosexual state.)


snarkk said, on February 4, 2013 at 3:42 pm (Edit)

She’s probably faster and jumps better than Randy Moss…


dirtnrocksnomo said, on February 2, 2013 at 12:48 pm (Edit)

I had a girlfriend in high school that went on to become a member of the goldrush or whatever they are called. Yeah, I ruined her.


Bozo said, on February 1, 2013 at 8:10 am (Edit)

Running through a field of boobs. Now, that’s a sport.



willedav said, on January 31, 2013 at 9:26 pm (Edit)

and this bar is where?

ewisco said, on January 31, 2013 at 7:16 am (Edit)

whatever she’s serving, i’m buying! Spectitular!


eddacker said, on January 30, 2013 at 9:25 am (Edit)

white and pasty is such an English thing.
Bikinis? not so much


chipower9 said, on January 29, 2013 at 9:57 am (Edit)

And somewhere, some poor camel has lost his toes…


willedav said, on January 28, 2013 at 8:51 am (Edit)

Interesting choice of hiking boots there.



ewisco said, on January 27, 2013 at 12:06 pm (Edit)

Honey, that black thing is to help them stay UP. Gravity is not your friend.

Macdog said, on January 27, 2013 at 6:18 pm (Edit)

I hope she’s using a coaster.


Macdog said, on January 26, 2013 at 9:58 pm (Edit)

Blow away dandelion . . .


Bozo said, on January 25, 2013 at 7:35 am (Edit)

Partying with a bunch of fat, bald and ugly white dudes really makes her smile. No, really it does.


Alleykat said, on January 24, 2013 at 7:59 am (Edit)

The “Nightcrawler” returns home after an all-nighter!!!!



Macdog said, on January 23, 2013 at 1:27 pm (Edit)

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a BB on a tree

unca_chuck said, on January 23, 2013 at 2:02 pm (Edit)

Got wood?

twinfan1 said, on January 23, 2013 at 9:48 am (Edit)

She sure looks comfy.This gal needs a better agent…
“Look, we don’t do trees”


unca_chuck said, on January 22, 2013 at 1:24 pm (Edit)

That button is on its last legs . . .


Alleykat said, on January 21, 2013 at 10:06 am (Edit)

Nothing could be finer then to be a 49er!!!!



unca_chuck said, on January 18, 2013 at 9:46 am (Edit)

Soph cleans up the apartment prior to meeting OSF.

willedav said, on January 18, 2013 at 7:55 am (Edit)

let’s see, get up, make coffee…..there’s something I’m forgetting to do today…..


ferrethead said, on January 17, 2013 at 10:49 pm (Edit)

No, hun, the oven mitts go on your hands.


tedspe said, on January 16, 2013 at 9:51 pm (Edit)

Okay, girls, huddle. Now, you on my left…you’re blocking


Bozo said, on January 15, 2013 at 7:23 am (Edit)

The starting eleven for the Tucson Monsoon. Sponsored by the Trail Dust Town General store and variety.
Let’s get dusty and let’s get wet.


ferrethead said, on January 14, 2013 at 11:02 pm (Edit)

If they’re that worried about someone seeing their boobs, they should’ve worn tops!


snarkk said, on January 12, 2013 at 2:17 pm (Edit)

And these earings are from our Reynolds Wrap collection.
After drinks and appetizers,you can remove them and use to cover your grilled meats to keep them warm…


Bozo said, on January 12, 2013 at 6:22 am (Edit)

The woman? Hell, I thought we’re all talking about the plant.



ferrethead said, on January 10, 2013 at 10:27 pm (Edit)

Of course she’s laying down; poor thing probably can’t stand upright!

Alleykat said, on January 10, 2013 at 8:45 pm (Edit)

Help…Help… im stuck in the middle of this huge cleavage canyon .
Out of water,food and hope.And my arm is wedged and needs to be cut off.


Bozo said, on January 9, 2013 at 8:05 am (Edit)

The Flap’s investigative reporter, Big Flavor, has uncovered proof that Amelia Earhart is alive. Said Mr. Flavor “She’s not only tanned and rested, she’s looking for a good time”.



dirtnrocksnomo said, on January 8, 2013 at 11:39 am (Edit)

Just wait until week of the undead.

snarkk said, on January 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm (Edit)

Fiona Flotsam? Or, Jenny Jetsam?
Either way, you wanna Getsam…



ferrethead said, on January 7, 2013 at 11:39 pm (Edit)

If only she had chosen to block the nip with the ring hand, a lot of pain may have been avoided today.

Alleykat said, on January 7, 2013 at 1:56 pm (Edit)

Is that Eli Whiteside’s wife?


ferrethead said, on January 6, 2013 at 11:05 pm (Edit)

There comes a time when you just have to ask: Why bother?


co winner:

chipower9 said, on January 6, 2013 at 12:50 am (Edit)

missin the vixen
splishity splash in the surf
come back surf vixen

ewisco said, on January 5, 2013 at 11:23 am (Edit)

The depths of Winter
A bitter January
White pillows of flesh


snarkk said, on January 4, 2013 at 11:24 am (Edit)

I didn’t know Depends offered a bikini option…


Irish Kevin said, on January 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm (Edit)

Hello Mrs. Robinson!!


ferrethead said, on January 2, 2013 at 10:33 pm (Edit)

Nipper, get out of my bushes!!!



twinfan1 said, on January 1, 2013 at 11:28 am (Edit)

You know it’s getting bad when they’re closing *their* eyes..

ewisco said, on January 1, 2013 at 11:16 am (Edit)

she used to be a 38C. now she’s a 38 long.


snarkk said, on December 30, 2012 at 10:17 pm (Edit)

Where in the world is this? Blade wants to know!
I was thinking tropical, but in the background, it looks like there are lotsa pine trees.
Maybe they’re in Colorado — 2 miles from Blade’s house, and he’s off on a World Tour in two weeks…


snarkk said, on December 26, 2012 at 9:58 pm (Edit)

If those are Elves, then Santa and Mrs. Claus must have an understanding…


willedav said, on December 24, 2012 at 6:53 pm (Edit)

dunkin donuts swimsuit issue?


ferrethead said, on December 22, 2012 at 11:18 am (Edit)

Now that’s kinky – group reading!


Too many to chose from. Probably the all-time best day of posting I’ve ever seen at the BBOTD. Here are the co-winner’s:

willedav said, on December 21, 2012 at 8:31 am (Edit)

Amen Boz. I would have thought she’d been to the dentist since she was last here.

A lleykat said, on December 21, 2012 at 11:37 am (Edit)

What’s with her left knee cap? Looks like a tiny monkey’s face.

A lleykat said, on December 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm (Edit)

Those “Arkansas” teeth, all 5 of them, makes it hard to whistle dixie..

ewisco said, on December 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm (Edit)

Her rib cage looks like she’s sucking in her stomach and holding her breath. with those teeth, it might be good to get upwind.

Bozo said, on December 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm (Edit)

I chipped them on my dildo, why do you ask?


dirtnrocksnomo said, on December 19, 2012 at 9:08 am (Edit)

Can those other two chicks get out of the way? They’re distracting from a spectacular view.


ewisco said, on December 17, 2012 at 11:20 am (Edit)

If they get him out of that chair, the girl in back is in for a rude surprise.


Alleykat said, on December 14, 2012 at 11:31 am (Edit)

Damm I never find a gal like this when im pulling up ice plant.


chipower9 said, on December 13, 2012 at 9:45 am (Edit)

Not bad for 104 years old…

I mean I’d do her (with Kevin’s joint)… ;-)


unca_chuck said, on December 12, 2012 at 9:30 am (Edit)

Beach Blanket Nightmare.



Macdog said, on December 11, 2012 at 10:22 am (Edit)

“Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowgirls.”

snarkk said, on December 11, 2012 at 11:05 pm (Edit)

That eyebrow pencil definitely got a workout…


willedav said, on December 9, 2012 at 8:26 am (Edit)

leaning over that far is about the only way we’d ever make eye contact.



ewisco said, on December 8, 2012 at 9:59 am (Edit)

Dad, mom’s going to be pissed when she sees you in her bikini.

Bozo said, on December 8, 2012 at 6:54 am (Edit)

I’m not sure why the Motel Six magazine’s swimsuit edition isn’t as popular as SI’s.


willedav said, on December 7, 2012 at 6:03 pm (Edit)

swedish tanning contest winner.


willedav said, on December 5, 2012 at 7:38 pm (Edit)

In tonite’s sky, saturn will burn rings around uranus.


Bozo said, on December 4, 2012 at 6:26 am (Edit)

Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloons.


unca_chuck said, on December 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm (Edit)

Renee Zellweger goes to Australia and falls off the earth.


ewisco said, on December 2, 2012 at 12:14 pm (Edit)

nancita dances the dance of the one veil.


unca_chuck said, on November 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm (Edit)

Linus finally meets the Great Pumpkin and swears off Halloween forever.


unca_chuck said, on November 28, 2012 at 11:53 am (Edit)

Why does Spinal Tap spring to mind?


Bozo said, on November 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm (Edit)

How many bottles of beer do you think she opened with them shark teeth?


ewisco said, on November 25, 2012 at 12:31 pm (Edit)

Her again. I ditched her in 2002.


willedav said, on November 24, 2012 at 6:41 am (Edit)

flav, the shades are OK but I really don’t dig those shoes and socks on you.
but nice to be back to regular programming!


willedav said, on November 23, 2012 at 7:33 am (Edit)

sign of the apocalypse—Flap BB has sunk to “people of walmart.”


ferrethead said, on November 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm (Edit)

Praying for a strong gust of wind, here.


dirtnrocksnomo said, on November 20, 2012 at 8:43 am (Edit)

My eyes hurt


ferrethead said, on November 19, 2012 at 1:34 pm (Edit)

I’m guessing her boobs are about 20 years younger than the rest of her.


ferrethead said, on November 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm (Edit)

Could she possibly give less of a shit?


Bozo said, on November 16, 2012 at 7:35 am (Edit)

Is it just me, or does that banana seem to be getting softer?


Bozo said, on November 15, 2012 at 5:25 am (Edit)

Look Ma, no hands. Owww!!
911, what is your emergency?


willedav said, on November 13, 2012 at 8:06 am (Edit)

guess the party clown was unavailable today, so his mom showed up.


ferrethead said, on November 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm (Edit)

I’m thinking trained assassin working for villain in new James Bond movie.


snarkk said, on November 8, 2012 at 1:07 am (Edit)

Why go spend 4 years in med school plus residency to be an OB/GYN — just become a tat artist and paint butterflies…



Bozo said, on November 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm (Edit)

I think the work she had done must have cost an arm and a leg, except she couldn’t afford the legs.

snarkk said, on November 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm (Edit)

She looks like a cross between Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island and J.R.’s wife Sue Ellen from Dallas…


eddacker said, on November 5, 2012 at 6:16 am (Edit)

I could hang with those


ferrethead said, on October 30, 2012 at 8:29 am (Edit)

I guess they didn’t have a bikini in her size…?


The post chosen to honor Anna the Real Estate Agent who guided us through the Valley of Death and into the Land Of World Series Winners:

eddacker said, on October 28, 2012 at 5:32 am (Edit)

Oh, Goddess, praises for another 3 hours of pleasure you have given me. The 2 reminds me of you kneeling to tease my team to life. The 0 reminds me how those that do not give you your blessings will feel with their wooden bats useless in their hands. I give you a worshipful kiss, prepared for one more time with you.


willedav said, on October 17, 2012 at 8:03 pm (Edit)

now there’s a starting 5 I could coach..even got one off the bed..uh bench.


Bozo said, on October 3, 2012 at 10:52 am (Edit)

I think one of those tats says eddacker slept here. She must have a wonderful personality.


Bozo said, on September 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm (Edit)

“I haven’t had an orthodox career, and I’ve wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!”


eddacker said, on September 18, 2012 at 3:11 am (Edit)

Fortunately, these women would be horny for me as much as I am for them.
Hope they have great personalities


snarkk said, on September 13, 2012 at 12:44 pm (Edit)

Pablo, see this stomach?
That’s what yours needs to look like next March 1.
Ignore the rest of her, especially if she’s in Aptos…


Alleykat said, on September 11, 2012 at 8:25 am (Edit)

Is she the other part of the tag team act with the frog girl at Angels Camp?


ewisco said, on September 10, 2012 at 1:01 pm (Edit)

Mrs. Skelator, welcoming her man home at the end of a busy day of evil and mayhem.


Bozo said, on September 7, 2012 at 7:55 am (Edit)

I’ve heard the 49ers were looking for a new linebacker and she looks like she can hit, but I don’t know if that uni is regulation. .


Bozo said, on August 31, 2012 at 8:49 am (Edit)

“NASA on Monday released new photos of the Martian landscape taken by Curiosity. The images show the knobbly terrain on the side of Mount Sharp, an area that Curiosity is eventually intended to explore.”

Probe away Curiosity, probe away.


snarkk said, on August 30, 2012 at 11:46 am (Edit)

Don’t let Caesarian scars keep you off Gulf Shores beach!
Method 5: Major tats plus hand…


unca_chuck said, on August 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm (Edit)

Dannika Patrick, having given up racing, tries her hand at football . . .


snarkk said, on August 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm (Edit)

“I’m a Giants fan, get this Dodger beachball shit outta here”…


Bozo said, on August 23, 2012 at 6:34 am (Edit)

The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County?


DJLoo said, on August 22, 2012 at 3:06 pm (Edit)

I’m starting to like her…


Bozo said, on August 19, 2012 at 1:57 pm (Edit)

That’s a fine looking cabin door. Maybe it should be closed so I can enjoy that door a little more.


ewisco said, on August 18, 2012 at 9:30 am (Edit)

post-surf checklist: head still attached? check.


Bozo said, on August 17, 2012 at 6:43 am (Edit)

Today on the Animal channel, we will see the not so elusive cougar, setting her traps for her prey.


snarkk said, on August 10, 2012 at 8:51 am (Edit)

Well, that’s a long time at sea, but I did hear lately that some stuff from last year’s Japan tsunami was finally washing up on shore…


4/5/12 BBOTD

4/5/12 winning caption:  St said, on April 5, 2012 at 9:57 am (Edit)

She’s putting the squeeze play on.

runner up: unca_chuck said, on April 5, 2012 at 10:32 pm (Edit)

If that’s the steal sign, I’m all in.


4/4/12 winning caption: unca_chuck said, on April 4, 2012 at 10:50 am (Edit)

Courtney calls for Cox.


4/3/12 winning caption: blade3colorado said, on April 3, 2012 at 9:14 am (Edit)

Taking a break from picking lettuce at the Daisy May Farm.

runner up: snarkk said, on April 3, 2012 at 10:18 am (Edit)

Pawlie just called the publisher to edit out his back cover link to the Flap….

honorable mention: St said, on April 3, 2012 at 7:34 am (Edit)

A new low.


4/2/12 winning caption: Del Mar Dennis said, on April 2, 2012 at 8:40 pm (Edit)

That is the worst fake ponytail hair extension I’ve ever seen in my life.
It looks like she killed Pippi Longstocking and bought a bottle of bleach.


4/1/12: Alleykat said, on April 1, 2012 at 9:19 am (Edit)

Heh Heh…My kind of a girl an “ALLEYKAT”


3/31/12 winning caption: Alleykat said, on March 31, 2012 at 12:17 pm (Edit)

“Kojak: Who loves ya, baby?”


3/30/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 30, 2012 at 3:40 pm (Edit)

If that’s Mary Ann, I tell the Perfesser to either stop trying to get us rescued, or else his head will soon have a bad meeting with a very large coconut…

runner up: Bozo said, on March 30, 2012 at 7:37 am (Edit)

These boobs are made for bouncing and that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days these boobs are gonna bounce all over you.
Are you ready boobs? Start, bouncing


3/29/12 winning caption: eddacker said, on March 29, 2012 at 11:22 pm (Edit)

She’ll be 50 next year, where is my wife, I gotta show her something


3/28/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 28, 2012 at 10:38 am (Edit)

How much can a Koala Bare?


3/27/12 winning caption: Alleykat said, on March 27, 2012 at 12:50 pm (Edit)

I hope rump roast is not on the menu tonight.

runner up: unca_chuck said, on March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm (Edit)

Why is mom wearing the thong? How many bets were lost here?


3/26/2012 winning caption: unca_chuck said, on March 26, 2012 at 10:55 am (Edit)

Santa upgrades his elves.

runner up: Del Mar Dennis said, on March 26, 2012 at 9:37 am (Edit)

I think I finally figured out what those Aussie’s mean by wanting to go “Down Under.”


3/24/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 25, 2012 at 10:51 am (Edit)

Chucky’s Angels…


3/23/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 24, 2012 at 10:54 pm (Edit)

I’m pretty sure she’d clear Waivers…

runner up: TedSpe said, on March 24, 2012 at 6:21 pm (Edit)

Dear Diary,

Today, after I fucked Dennis’ grandmother……


3/22/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 23, 2012 at 7:43 am (Edit)

Argh ye Scallywag. Step closer to me grand, giant belt cutlass and I be sending your Lily-livered scurvy dog ass on up to ye Fiddlers green wi’ a wannion.


3/21/12 winning caption: eddacker said, on March 22, 2012 at 1:42 pm (Edit)

steffi on holiday, where’s andre?


3/20/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 21, 2012 at 10:07 am (Edit)

Dude looks like an old lady.

runner up: unca_chuck said, on March 21, 2012 at 1:18 pm (Edit)

The dildo on the couch is very scared . . .

honorable mention: ewisco said, on March 21, 2012 at 7:12 am (Edit)

Skeletor’s mom, the later years.


3/19/12 winning caption: ewisco said, on March 20, 2012 at 7:40 am (Edit)

Heidi leaves the mountains to find happiness on the California coast.


3/18/2012 winning caption:

TedSpe said, on March 18, 2012 at 7:55 pm (Edit)

Okay. Her tits are bigger. But truth be told. If I want to see a Hollywood star coming out of a Hollywood swimming pool wearing a Hollywood red bikini…the next time it better be fucking PHOEBE CATES!!!!!


3/17/2012 winning caption: blade3colorado said, on March 17, 2012 at 10:46 am (Edit)

Looks like one of the horses got out of the stable . . .

runner up: snarkk said, on March 17, 2012 at 2:06 pm (Edit)

Why McDonald got “Old”…


3/16/12 winning caption: willieD said, on March 16, 2012 at 7:28 am (Edit)

praying for a better tat next time?


3/15/12 winning caption: Kevin said, on March 15, 2012 at 11:12 am (Edit)

She doesn’t even have to bend over to crack a smile.


3/14/12 winning caption: TedSpe said, on March 14, 2012 at 8:19 am (Edit)

Wesley Snipes checks into the San Jose Hyatt

runner up: unca_chuck said, on March 14, 2012 at 9:42 am (Edit)

“I’m Rick James, bitches!”


3/13/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 13, 2012 at 7:50 am (Edit)

I see the clown that worked her kid’s 10th birthday party left behind some balloons as a little reminder. That’s right lady, say it with pride “Once you go clown, there’s never a frown”.


3/12/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm (Edit)

Whatdya’ mean El Presidente’s gonna be the backup catcher?…


3/11/12 winning caption: Macdog said, on March 11, 2012 at 8:56 am (Edit)

“What are you doing here, looking for shells?”

“No, I’m just looking.”


3/9/12 winning caption: TedSpe said, on March 9, 2012 at 11:09 am (Edit)

Applicants for the Personal Secretary/Administrative Assistant job opening prepare for their interview with Bill Clinton.

runner up:  Bozo said, on March 9, 2012 at 12:44 pm (Edit)

Check out the guy’s face in the mirror. It almost looks like he’s thinking, why doesn’t this ever happen at home. And, are the girls just watching the picture on the wall to figure out what their next dance move is?


3/8/12 winning caption: TedSpe said, on March 8, 2012 at 12:29 pm (Edit)

I see paulinasia has started teaching night school

runner up: eddacker said, on March 8, 2012 at 11:32 am (Edit)

And they say smoking is bad for your health . . .


3/7/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 7, 2012 at 7:07 am (Edit)

Let me reflect for a moment on the significance of Take Your Daughter to the Beach day.

runner up: snarkk said, on March 7, 2012 at 5:10 pm (Edit)

Mom, I know what you’re thinking.
He’s cute, but hey, he’s only 18. So this time, retract your claws — I finally get one, OK?…


3/6/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm (Edit)

Looks like she’s wearing Uggs. Figures…

runner up: Bozo said, on March 6, 2012 at 10:15 am (Edit)

I think this one may pass the Kokonuts test.


3/5/12 winning caption: PawlieKokonuts said, on March 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm (Edit)

too scrawny for Kokonuts


3/4/12 winning caption: DJLoo said, on March 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm (Edit)

I’d be happy to just fuck the heavy bag…

first runner up: TedSpe said, on March 4, 2012 at 9:15 pm (Edit)

Raging Ass

2nd runner up: Del Mar Dennis said, on March 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm (Edit)

He wasn’t even referring to the fight, but I swear I heard Mills Lane say, “Let’s get it on!”


3/3/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 3, 2012 at 10:09 am (Edit)

Erin go braughless, please.


3/2/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on March 2, 2012 at 5:35 pm (Edit)

And the one on the left has no tan, a tat on her right ankle and a cocktail. Would you consider that a double A for effort, Snarkk? And, if that’s the case I know your thinking Double A as in Flying Squirrels right Snarkk? That’s gotta be it, you know what Nutzy the Squirrel would say “Have Funn! Go Nuts!”.


3/1/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on March 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm (Edit)

Reminds me of a great bass lure — the Hellbender…


2/29/12 winning caption: TedSpe said, on February 29, 2012 at 10:31 am (Edit)

Just another day at the beach for Chimp Pimp


winning caption: unca chuck said, on February 28, 2012 at 8:11 pm (Edit)

Where’s OSF to see Soph in all his glory???

runner up:  Bozo said, on February 28, 2012 at 6:10 pm (Edit)

After a night of drinking cheap cold ones in the Nipper van, I just gotta say, she’s HOT.


2/27/12 winning caption: snarkk said, on February 27, 2012 at 11:18 am (Edit)

Ireland — why Guinness is so popular…

runner up: unca_chuck said, on February 27, 2012 at 7:54 pm (Edit)

That flower was plucked a loooong time ago.


2/26/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on February 26, 2012 at 8:25 am

I think Bunny Lebowski’s six pack is really a two pack with four empties.

runner up: willieD said, on February 26, 2012 at 9:27 am

all that sand around the knees is a good sign.


2/25/12 winning caption: Bozo said, on February 25, 2012 at 8:03 am (Edit)

No guys? No problem. Just bring along your official SF Giants orange beach dildo.


2/24/12/ winning caption: TedSpe said, on February 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm (Edit)

Nurse Olga Baklanovich-Casual Day at at the Warsaw Community Hospital


2/23/12 winning caption

Winner: willieD said, on February 23, 2012 at 6:40 am (Edit)

leslie nielsen plotting for “the naked bun”?

Runner Up: Macdog said, on February 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm (Edit)

I thought worrying about the back end was the other thread.


2/22/12 winning caption

Winner: snarkk said, on February 22, 2012 at 5:49 pm (Edit)

Blade’s “wilderness guides” in Panama…

Runner Up: PawlieKokonuts said, on February 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm (Edit)

Nice teeth, too.


2/21/12 winning caption

Del Mar Dennis said, on February 21, 2012 at 8:53 am (Edit)

She looks like Martha Stewart from 40 years ago. She can decorate my centerpiece.

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