Promises are meant to be kept…..
As we discussed last night, if Atlanta loses today we are in and there will be no 1-game playoff to decide the NL West winner/WC winner–today would be that game. But I don’t think Atlanta is going to lose with Hudson pitching and Charlie Dumbass resting all his players and pitchers. I think Hamels is slated to go 2 innings today.
So, back to our game today…..And who better to have going than the guy who guaranteed it all way back when. Dirrrrty Sanchez. Back in August he guaranteed a sweep of the Padres and a division crown. That prediction didn’t work out then but he’s in a position to make good on the long term prediction of the division title if he can shut the Pads down (and we scratch out a few runs for him). If you think about it, this is the perfect way to end the season—a victory in the final game of the season that locks up the division pitched by the guy who guaranteed all of this for us 6 weeks ago…….
So make it so, young Dirrrrty. Do whatever it takes to fulfill your promise to us. I have an unwavering belief in your foresight and your intuition. But, just in case, I hope to God you’ve flown your dad in for this game…….
Struck’em out twice. Let’s get on the board!
don’t know how you could huddle and not one of them see the chalk?
So the Giants could lose today AND tomorrow and still play Tuesday, which in hindsight means that they entered this weekend needing 1 win in their last 5 games…
You’re counting the Zito game as one of the five?
Please don’t say that again, it looks and sounds bad. Braves are rooting for us to win now.
This playoff race has turned into the 2000 election. Someone’s going to miss the playoffs by a hanging chad.
Longtime Padre Ludwick at bat!
Nasty strikeout pitch!
Grab some pine,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(extra commas for Pawlie and emphasis) meat!
Great slider Dirty!!!! Time for Panda to go deep.
Only the 3rd inning, I’ve just about run out of fingernails.
Hey now!
Dirrrrty! 3bagger for Sancheeeeeeeee!
Dirrrty! Fuckyoulatos.
Johnny!!!!! Johnny!!!! Johnny!!!!
Christ, if Sanchez’s triple turns into a liability . . . .
okay
Freddy!!!!!
Whack-a-Mole!!!!!!!!
POTD Loo
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
We’re 63-19 when we score FIRST!
Way to pick up Andres there you little runt!
Alright Freddy!!!! Way to pickup Torres!!!!
that is why we got Franchez…period
AH
The Huffster! Oh yeah!
Hooray for our team!!!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!
Sanchez piled upon Sanchez and Huff the Magic Dragon say this one is ours.
Jesus H. Christ it feels good to have the lead today.
Helluva inning for guys named Sanchez!
Finally, a lead. Great 2 out hitting. I can dig it…
I could take a shit and bake a meatloaf waiting for McClellan to call a pitch…
I was searching for an apt metaphor for that — thought of citing the duration needed to light my own erotic fires — but yours is better.
POTD II
Wtf nibble when the guy is hitting .182 off of you?
You;’re on a roll ,Loo
Why are the Giants telling the fans to wave those stupid rally towels WHEN our guy is pitching?
“OUR” should be in CAPS you CLOWN!
My bad – Mister double POTD and, Oops, AND counting.
The prick does take his time.
as all pricks should….
My god, the NFL decides replays quicker than McClelland calls a strike.
Jonathan showing a savvy mix of swagger, stoicism, and Sancheziness. Keep it up, Dirrrrrty.
c’mon, send Latos to the showers
Hey, Guillen, it’s not good when your home broadcasters are making fun of you.
Shithead Everett has shades off now…
Captain Hook…
Right move though.Dirty was losing it.Casilla needs to just fire 98 serious cheese.
The wild one is in. Let’s hope he finds the zone fast . . .
Scary shit there . . .
Nice!
thats somethin
Orson turns two! Let’s just say he better have.
well, folks, that’s the play y’all wanted Pablo to make that 12 days ago
and K&K called it hugely risky
nice DP, Panda
OOOOoooooooooooooo-reeeeeeeeeeeeeee-bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Padres came in hitting just .091 (2-22) against Casilla w/6 k’s.
great leather that inning
Cool!
Nice play by the panda!! was worth the chance.
not just magic inside today
P-A-S-S-I-O-N
Great play by Juan to get the force. Excellent work from Ca-seee-ya!
I’bjm troo nurvis too typ right. Yessssssssssssssss!
3 this inning .. .
I DOUBT LATOS WILL THROW 5 MORE FASTBALLS.
Not outs, runs!!!
Big hit time . . . .
Guillen needs something here . . .
No way, Jose.
He’s another Rowand. It should be Ross the rest of the way.
Fuck, Jose . . . Roll over the fastball for your 5th grounder to SS
I am so done w/ Guillen. Give me Ford, Velez, Nate. But not Guillen.
Gimp continues to UN impress.Totally WORTHLESS!!!!
Mas tortura
I can’t stand it.
How could Casilla miss that ball?Jesus Christ that little Twerp is the biggest pain in the ASS!!!!
oh my…as dick enberg says
That weren’t no piece of cake.
Ram-Tough!
Torrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrturrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. My God.
I hate Eck N Steen (or is that Stein?). They should just hit that little fuck and save 10 pitches.
My Pacemaker just overloaded.
Strike 3 was some wicket shit.
Go pen!
Fucking Velez w/ a shitty bunt. And my buddy Orson is about Big Titty slow now.