How Bloggers Find Their Way to The Flap

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on February 13, 2011

I’m assuming that many of you have dutifully bookmarked The Flap. We are never more than a mouse click away from you. But other less committed bloggers probably don’t bookmark us and might be actually typing the blog address into the address bar. The same people are probably still listening to cd’s and mailing actual letters via the mail. But I digress….

Then there is the group of bloggers who find their way to The Flap by mistake or who find us randomly during a search for something else. We all do it, we want an answer to a question and we go straight to google and type in some of the key words that we think will get us the answer we are looking for. There are a lot of things I don’t like about wordpress.com but one of their super cool features is listing off all of the key words that people use in search engines that ultimately lead them to The Flap. There are literally THOUSANDS of different search words people have used. Most of them, as you would expect, are “oneflapdown77” or “The Flap”, things that have something to do with the blog. But the list is long, I mean REALLY long, and there are some pretty funny search engine terms used that have brought bloggers here, even if it was only for a quick visit before they find this isn’t what they’re looking for. Here’s a partial list of the funniest search terms used. Enjoy:

tyler walker + sf giants blog + sweaty

roy halladay is the man

sandoval fat sf

why is pablo sandoval so fat?

is it hmmm or hummm baby? giants

damon bruce pound it

giants pitching is unreliable

how much fat should you have each day water buffalo on the sf giants

zito cursed

two flaps down

what does the panda head mean at sf giants

wht are san francisco fans wearing panda heads

pat burrell asshole

you’re fucking pat burrell

I want to fuck Pat Burrell

naked pics of sf giants players

sf giants beards real or fake

warren g. giles eli whiteside

why fans say gyros when talking about the sf giants

unwritten rules for raider fans

marty lurie is an idiot

stick fork giants 2010

san francisco giants “stick a fork”

stick a fork in the giants

those idiots (giants) just might pull it off

Anyway, just a little humor to pass the time as we sit on the cusp of the beginning of the 2011 season. And yes, for the die hards, the season begins tomorrow……..

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TedSpe said, on February 13, 2011 at 8:03 am

You *must* have made some of these up.
Perfect Days Till Pitchers and Catchers Report picture.
But when you think about it…was there really any other choice.
I’m a loyal Flapper but *I* haven’t bookmarked it. I haven’t bookmarked anything. I get a kick out of going to Google and slowly typing o-n-e-f-l and seeing what else comes up.
And yes, I still listen to cd’s and though I don’t mail actual letters via the mail, I still pay my bills that way. I enjoy balancing my checkbook. The logic of the float makes me happy. But I digress….
xootsuit said, on February 13, 2011 at 8:11 am

Yes. Perfect pic for number one. Lincecum’s performance in game 5 was, for me, the greatest delight of the post season. I really wasn’t sure he had enough strength left to get it done. But he did. And so the team raised him high to celebrate. (If it had been Cain, they probably wouldn’t’ve tried.)

I see that your list omitted “fuckwad.” Maybe that’s a good sign, who knows.
Flavor said, on February 13, 2011 at 8:57 am

Ted– every single one of those were nothing more than me cutting and pasting them into the post. My favorite was “Is it hmmmmm or hummm baby”. I also like the guy who wondered if the Giants beards were fake or real….
dirtnrocksnreno said, on February 13, 2011 at 9:20 am

Lincecum’s horrendous mustache wasn’t on the list? The hair doesn’t bug me but man that thing is pathetic.
twinfan said, on February 13, 2011 at 9:39 am

Last i checked, Alex Smith was the most researched ”Alex” on Google…
“Vern and Vera” were the most desirable parent’s names..
“Is Jack really crabby?” QOTD
sj_news_reader said, on February 13, 2011 at 9:48 am

I wonder how many people search for “elephant ear” and giants. Krukow used to get a kick out of having the camera zoom in on base runners that had a back pocket hanging out of their pants.
sj_news_reader said, on February 13, 2011 at 9:50 am

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/060622

wow I always thought one flap down had to do with the batting helmets having only one ear hole. But apparently this article has two other explanations for one flap down
twinfan said, on February 13, 2011 at 10:14 am

Had a good talk with SJ. We agree-Soph and the SealClubber need to consummate their relationship….
Flavor said, on February 13, 2011 at 12:20 pm

OSF has gone over the top with that dude……
- TedSpe said, on February 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm
  
  Man-love
  Not that there’s anythong wrong with that
- TedSpe said, on February 13, 2011 at 3:35 pm
  
  (insert gay ass smiley face)
- freshtodef80 said, on February 13, 2011 at 4:51 pm
  
  Sealman will be disapointed or maybe not, as they say nobody’s perfect.
sinceseventy8 said, on February 13, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I’m sure most of you saw this somewhere. The US shut down a lot of websites that were streaming live sports right before the Super Bowl. I used adhte.net a lot. Not sure if kostaz will be shut down on Justin.tv – I watched many Giants’ games there last year. I think peer-to-peer broadcasting is unaffected though since I can still get delayed NBA & NHL games on myp2p.com via stream torrent. Just an FYI for those interested.

http://tinyurl.com/6hqsxqh
- PawlieKokonuts said, on February 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm
  
  Geeez, I did that all last summer. What, PAY to watch? I don’t think so.
zumarust said, on February 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Of all the national media, the Giants get the most love from the MLB network. They picked Posey as the second-best catcher in MLB, second only to Mauer.
zumarust said, on February 13, 2011 at 5:06 pm

It’s kind of funny seeing the film footage from the ’80s on MLB network. Those tight uniforms and so many of the players with mustaches.
twinfan said, on February 13, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Those 80’s ballplayers were darling gay caricatures….a dozen Giants in a Folsom Street bar, no one would blink an eye
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eddacker415 said, on February 14, 2011 at 1:51 am

I guess they missed my search term:
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erik said, on February 14, 2011 at 8:23 am

Ha Love the site!! Just browsin’ sites talkin’ about baseball teams to tell them about HD. Maybe this is for those who are still listening to CD’s…..I digress. Either way, I work for DISH and am getting ready for this season…hope my Rockies can compete a bit better with Giants this year!! With over 200 HD channels, DISH is the leader in HD and currently offers it Free for Life!! Go to Dishnetwork.com and see how you can get it!! Go Rockies!!