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Zito and his dumb Law…….

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on April 10, 2011

Does Zito seem to pitch on an inordinate number of Sundays? It always seem like that. There’s something so wrong and yet so perfectly tortuous about Zito pitching on a day associated with religion. Let us all hold hands and pray for a miracle!

I’m not a religious man but isn’t there something about resting on Sundays? Not working? Something like that. Maybe that’s the ultimate sin that fuels Zito’s Law. God is pissed off at him that he’s working all these Sundays. Oh well, who knows…..

I always like to try to predict how Zito’s Law will reveal itself in an actual game. Today’s pitcher is Kyle Lohse. He’s your classic journeyman #5–think Barry Zito with 1/100th the bank account. He’s started 4 games against the Giants in his career and we’ve clobbered him at a .340 clip. I’ll go ahead and say Zito’s Law applies itself today with a stellar outing from Lohse. Maybe Lohse could have had a better major league career if only he’d changed his name to something like “Wihn”……

Remember: “Whatever can go wrong in a Zito start will go wrong”. It’s a law……

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  1. stixwiz's avatar stixwiz said, on April 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Thanx for keeping tabs, T.F. Looks like the top three teams in the Pipeline will have near dominant or maybe even dominant seasons. When some of the wounded warriors return from their injuries you will have to add a few more lines to your Mi. L. coverage.

  2. Flavor's avatar Flavor said, on April 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    it’s never going to happen, but the Cardinals should trade us something for Kroon. Their Closer landscape is a wasteland…….


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