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Bring On Chapter 4

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on June 19, 2012

So if my blog experience had been a book, I’d probably say the table of contents looked something like this:

Ch1: The Splash

Ch2: blogger.com

Ch3: wordpress.com

Ch4…..The Stable Boys

And while it could not be argued that I’m a creative title writer, it is an accurate description of my blogging experience that starting a few days into the 2007 baseball season when I stumbled on to the Splash one day by accident. I didn’t even know what a blog was, I was looking for a Bruce Jenkins article and found a long list of blogger comments about the game that day. I got worked up over something I read, created a username and presto, I was blogging my ass off……..

Chapter 4 starts off like this: A bomb has been dropped on Flavor Nation. There are few survivors. Twelve to be exact. But they’re a resilient group and after wandering around The Nation for a while they somehow all make their way to an abandoned stable on the outskirts of town. Inside, there isn’t much. No furniture. No food. No water. But there is electricity and a laptop. One by one they enter, shake hands and discuss what to do next. There names, in no particular order, are: Snarkk, Dennis, WillieD, TedSpe, Twin, Ewisco, Dirt, Bozo, PawlieKokonuts, Chuck, Zumie, and Chi. They decide they need a nickname and one of them blurts out “The Stable Boys.” A few of them snicker quietly to themselves. Ultimately, they decide to be known as “The Dirrrrrrty Dozen”. They all gather around the laptop and stare at each other, silently. Time passes, maybe a few minutes. It seems like hours. Finally, the group gives themselves a collective *knowing dude head nod* and make a plan on who’s going to go first. I’ll stop now and let the rest of this chapter get written by them…….

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Anyway, there is a schedule that Dirt came up with and it’s been emailed around. Most of the ‘boys either can’t open it or can’t view it. If I was clever I would now say something like “Chapter 4 is starting off a little tough to read.” Bahahahahahaha!!!!! Ahem, sorry. At some point this will all work itself out. A schedule that everyone can view will surface. The group might find out that the schedule is great or maybe it’s a bit too limiting to their creativity. Some of them might discover that they want to post more often or less often. And that’s cool, I’ll fill the gaps and consult with them as we get this up and running. I will also keep managing the widgets to the right and moderate this place……..

And really, there isn’t much left to say. I want everyone to give this a chance and be positive about it. The 12 guys who’ve stepped up to keep this place running have earned my utmost respect. The blog isn’t going anywhere, I’m not really going anywhere either. I’ll still be around I just won’t be the protagonist that I was in the first 3 chapters. Chapter 4 is not the epilogue. It’s simply what comes before chapter 5……..

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  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck said, on June 19, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Yeeesh. Just when I thought the pen was settling down nicely. . . .

    • TedSpe's avatar TedSpe said, on June 19, 2012 at 10:20 pm

      They are settling down nicely.
      They just can’t pitch.
      I’m sorry..what?

  2. TedSpe's avatar TedSpe said, on June 19, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I love Romo as a pitcher and I realize his commercials are very popular but I’m sorry the truth must be told…
    Brother needs some acting lessons.
    Wow

  3. TedSpe's avatar TedSpe said, on June 19, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    I blame myself for this loss.
    Unicorn boy has a lot of blame but…I blame myself
    I had no confidence in the zitters. NONE
    Never have–never will
    Goodnight, gentlemen (?)

  4. TedSpe's avatar TedSpe said, on June 19, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Here’s the sad thing.
    Even Japanese porn isn’t making me feel better

  5. TedSpe's avatar TedSpe said, on June 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Oh shit!!!! Did I wipe out pawlies thread?????!!!!!!!!

  6. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis said, on June 20, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    WTF happened? I can’t find Pawlie’s new thread either.

  7. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis said, on June 20, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    The only thing worse than tonight’s game is that it’s being followed by a Justin Bieber program on NBC.
    Where the fuck is my remote!?!?!?

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck said, on June 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    What up? Pawlie’s thread? Was it all a dream?

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck said, on June 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    It’s not even yer turn, Ted . . .

  10. chipower9's avatar chipower9 said, on June 20, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    I looked at the Dashboard, under pages, but did not see Pawlie’s page in the Trash. We’ll have to wait and see if Flavor can recover it.


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