And on the 5th Day, God Created a Loss…..
Here it comes. Can you feel it? Right now it’s just a few leaves blowing around outside, the faintest wind is starting to kick up. But it’s coming. By 7:10pm he’ll stride to the top of the hill in the middle of a raging hurricane of bad luck, broken promises and fake hustle. The team hasn’t won a game he’s pitched in since August 11th…….
I was surprised to look at the overall team win totals when each of the 4 starts have pitched this year.
Dirrrrty: team has won 19 times that he’s pitched
Timmy: also 19 times
Cain: 16 wins
Zito: 14 wins…..
The team has won 14 times when Zito’s pitched this year? I had to check to see if those were the team wins for his career. It wasn’t, it was for 2010. Zito is kryptonite to the “W”. And yet, somehow we’ve won 14 times this year when he’s taken the hill.
The team has won games that Zito has pitched in this year. Just keep reminding yourself of that fact tonight if you start thinking about “Zito’s Law” during tonight’s game……..
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I’m quite convinced it won’t be Cody Ross.
You can make those checks payable to Dennis…
he he he he
Huff was on that . . .
bleep!
Sanchez was running back to 1st.
St Louis seems to have packed it in. That’s good news for SD and Colo.
Sanchez was just doing that fake-move back to first to try to disrupt the dp. It had No chance of working in that situation— another component of fake hustle— do something that has no chance of working but it looks like a real clever move
Amazing how the Dodgers just hand out Piazza’s #31 to anybody. Sounds familiar.
I think the Giants won the shortest game in history. Like 58 minutes or something.
That was perhaps the gayest car commercial I’ve ever seen.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Who would drive that gay-ass thing?
It’s a clown car
You got something against clown cars, Chuck?
We do pack a lot into them.
Just waiting for one of these ball dude to break a hip or some shit.
That would just slay K & K. Almost as funny as an “ugly finder” cracking open someone’s skull.
That was pretty funny…Kruk just caught himself in time before “A blunt would be a good…” yeah, it would be a good idea, almost anytime Zito is on the mound. Would one of those be a first for our Mike? Would it get him to stop reminding us of Zito lack of support etc.?
F) Giants
One out.
Oh shit.
I’m in my happy place
I’m in my happy place
Nibble nibble nibble
Ya know, I’m glad bases are loaded. At least 4 chances to get an out
Polly Hall of Fame, am I
The ONE guy you don’t want up there…
Can;t let this fuck beat you.
Well, that went well
Did I mention that I hate Casey Fucking Blake
There you go. Zito’s luck . . .
Fuck! Uribe had to make that play.
God is a fucking Dodger fan.
That’s going too far, dennis
No, I’m just trying to balance things out. If when all the players praise and thank God for when things go well, I’m here to call his ass out when they don’t. No one is beyond reproach in my book.
Blake IS the guy you want up there. He usually does that.
Oh joy.
That kind of E is not something we’ve seen a lot of this year . . . shit
A fortuitous bounce off the mound only to turn into an error. Zitos law…
Casilla? Mr. Wild?
More shit ass bad luck.Easy play by Uribe and he butchers it.
Dang, that’s too bad, had a chance to get out of it, bad break, but Zits is now gone.
I was thinking about this on my way to work, where I get paid by the hour….what would the numbers on that stat look like for Zito? 30 starts that last an hour and a half….make it an even 50 hours of work on the mound. For how many million in a season? At $15 mil, that works out to…..? 300K an hour?
Ain’t no fucking way Zito blames Uribe
Cassillio just got fucked
There you go.
But came back
Zito blames himself for hitting the 8 hitter.
Zito’s Law?
Zito’s Satanic Verses
Ishikawa will come through if he gets a chance tonight…
Yo, take your McDonalds game summary and stick it up your
ask for some ketchup, will ya?
Benny Hilll homage:
I kiss your hand, madaam
To show that I have class
And though I kiss your hand madaam,
I’d rather kiss your..
Ask the waiter for more bread, woncha, luv?
Or, Spike Jones. I Kiss your hand madam cause I can’t stand your breath.
That stance of Rowand’s drives me crazy. Absolutely looks as if he has taken a dump in his bloomers.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
Let’s face one fact
The Dodgers know they’re fucked for the year.
But they really, REALLY, don’t want tot lose to the Giants
Ever
Lay off Zito tonight, dumblefuckalayas…
It’s not Zito’s pitching, moron. It;s his fucking Satanic curse!!
And besides, I’ve hated Zito for around 8 years now so I’ll fucking hate him any motherfucking time I like
Now pinch htting for Twinfa-fan fan-fan, DJLoo-loo-loo-loo
Whatever. Zito’s a piece of shit
Padres win
That ball had NONE chance of getting by Blake.
Nice hit, Cody. C’mon ya little runt!
Extra bases? Fucking pods win dammit.
Come on!
Agree Ted…The Dodgers no way will ever want to lose to us.But they will mail it in against the Pads/Rocks,to assure that we don’t make it.
yup
So Jabba the Hut grew a mustache?
There’s Ray Ratto. Looking the picture of health, as usual. Looking for gay porn on the Chron’s paycheck
Not affixing blame but the miscommunication on 3-2 to Ethier was a huge mistake. Rarely see that happen in such a key situation.
Heart of the order looked like shit that inning.And Fuck Furcal faking a toss to the fans on Burrell’s foul out.
I saw that, but who knows what the fan might’ve called him?
Okay.
I just got off a conference call with Max Von Sydow and Jason Miller.
If we all pitch in $8 (they haven’t worked in a while) they’re willing to fly out to San Francisco and perform an exorcism on Zito’s demonic issues.
For $5, they’ll do it with Skype.
Gentlemen (?)? Any takers?
Only if we feed Zito with French Onion beforehand. I’ve never been a fan of split pea.
Bottom of the order coming up. Three runs this (half) inning would be very good. “You Can Do It”.
Soooooooooooooo, Broxton for the 9th?
Are you kiddin’ me?
No way Chuck,Not the way Kershaw’s pitching.
Zero walks for Kershaw, 77 entering the game.
Pablo is near automatic out RHed…
To quote that old phrase- Kershaw has handcuffed the Giants tonight. Everybody’s getting jammed. Pablo’s absolutely worthless in this situation. And Rowand is Rowand. Plus the pitcher. So it’s like trying to win with 6 hitters.
Fuck guys. I’m hoping. Praying. KIDDING . . .
We lose on another one-hitter it’ll suck balls.
I;m not kidding about that . . .
Have I mentioned that our lineup is a piece of shit? Bochy starting Rowand was a fer sure L.
We had no chance. None. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch.
Homer time Guillen . . .
“Don’t sweat this dudes. I have had an epiphany and it is Aaron rowand. He’s healthy (he’s gotta be he hasn’t done shit for months) and torres and his slump have been taken out by this random appendectomy. I’m telling you, this is fate. Rowand will lead the charge to a division title. Book it.”
I’m pretty sure BF was high when he wrote this.
These cocksuckers are gonna win with only ONE goddamn hit. I could just cry.
Kershaw’s been in a rythm all game. Nobody steps out on him, make him wait. Why?…
Let it out, dennis
Maybe “epiphany” is how BF spells “lobotomy”.
And we got Beaver’s mom tomorrow . . .
Huff has NO chance of hitting a walk-off HR. here. NO chance.
That was fat one. Shit!
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Well that one sucked.
Why the fuck can’t they score for Zito?!?!?!?! A guy shouldn’t feel like he has to be freakin’ perfect EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME he takes the mound.
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!! Gah!
Oh, dear. That wasn’t terribly lady-like. Bleah…
We’ll get em tomorrow FH. May I suggest a shot of tequila (or maybe 30) to calm the nerves?
Fuck this game.
Great minds…