Twelth Night (or Twelve Knights)

Posted in Uncategorized by tedspe on June 25, 2012

The last few days, these intros to The Flap have been filled with prologues encompassing heartfelt emotions, statistical anomolies, anecdotes, stats, amusing pondries and pure class…bottom line? Quality.
And for all you loyal Flappers out there expecting same, allow me to assure you—this comes to a screeching halt right now.
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Such are the stuff that dreams are made when a blog goes AWOOOOGAHHHHHH and hence the blog Pappa says…I’M BEAT and beseaches “Willies, Mays and McCovey, why hast thou forsaken me?? I loveth thee and ask only for thine assistance.”
And, as begotten… the disciples didith come upon the pained wretch what wasith a Flav and askedeth “How mighteth we heal thee, oh Flav?”
And the Flaveth answered “I’m freaking beat! Dids’t thou not heareth me??!!”
But the disciples sayid “NAY oh Flav NAY!! The Flappeth cannot be done. Who shall giveth the Posey OBP?! Who wouldst giveth the Sandoval weight of stones?! Who wantonly should summon the expected DJLoo POTD?!”

Big Flavor pondered, wracted and reeked with guilt of betraying his nation whilst stilleth thinking “What the fuck have any of these assholes done for me?”

(to his credit, he did not sayeth… “lately”)
But thus, yeah or yay, behold, The Flavorish thought upon himself…Johnny Carson!!
“Of course (he sayeth) If I were to wean and allow guest hosts visa-a-vi a Leno or Joan Riverish, yay, darenth I say nostalgically…a Joey Bishop, thus the vacant premise of my being yet the token of my soul. This royal blog of Giants fans, this sceptred blog, this cyber earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise,This fortress built by Nature for herself!!!!!
(gaaaaaasssp…he theneth take a deep breath, and realized his digression)
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in McCovey Cove,
Which serves it in the Sabean office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a triples alley,
Against the envy of less happier lands, preferably the Dodgers—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this San Francisco”

And thus, my children, my brethren and my bitches and hoe’s, doest go on into the 5th chapter of oneflapdown77.
And thusly anon, The Flavor Nation relished, mustarded, garlic fried, catsuped and continued. The torch, summoned by Big Flavor was to pertain through the mighty apostoles Pawlie, Chuck, Snarkk, Dirt, Chi, Twin, Ewisco,Zumie, Dennis, Willie D, Bozo and—TedSpe—
TedSpe?—

Oh shitteth…..
(to be continued)

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zumiee said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Cain’s record when he has 4 or more runs support is 3-0. (grin)
- TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm
  
  huh
  - zumiee said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    
    My little exaggeration about Cain’s lack of run support over the years.
  - TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    
    Ahhhhhh….forgive me
- twinfan1 said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:53 pm
  
  He’s 31-2 with 6 or more.
eddacker said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:50 pm

nIck peters was a good one, read him many seasons
- TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:52 pm
  
  Apparently, one of your “i” ‘s has an erection
  - Alleykat said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    
    Who’s got an erection?Oh edd,huh those damm Brits are always up on the Americans.Ahead in time ,Ahead in sex.
Sportdude said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:54 pm

huh
TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:55 pm

I hope Loux does not soux
- DJLoo said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm
  
  or else they’ll bid him adieux..
  - TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm
    
    MORDIOUX! , Monsieur Loo,
    mon ami
TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Nepotism. In baseball? I like it. Cuz ya still gotta earn it!
unca_chuck said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Ballgame!
Macdog said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Yea, I doff my cap to Sir Barry of Zitshire.
- unca_chuck said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm
  
  Or Sir Bubbles of Shitzire
  - TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    
    Indeedeth
unca_chuck said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:02 pm

One of very few laughers. But to do it against the Dodgers is priceless.
zumiee said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I’m guessing not too many people had the Giants winning 8-0 tonight.
unca_chuck said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Nope. Esp with Buster on the bench. Pablo’s blasts were very good to see. He hit the fuck out of the ball.
- twinfan1 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:26 pm
  
  Far too much fretting is done over the LUs. I know it’s fun, and I engage in it a bit myself but except for my suggestions, “Bochy Knows Best” 😉
chipower9 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Okay…long busy weekend…barely got a few posts on Saturday while doing the agility thing. Great concert last night…Avett Brothers in Sac…and a hike into Desolation Wilderness today.

Great fucking thread, Ted…I have not laughed that hard since I drove across a freshly painted line on Hiway 50 today on our way to Wrights Lake (you had to be there). And wow…the G-men just beat ass on the fucking Bum! Fuck Yeah!

You guys have all done a kick-ass job on the threads…don’t know how the hell I will live up to the task of carrying the torch into tomorrow.

Great fucking game. Fuck the Dodgers.
- TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm
  
  Fuck the Dodgers is a good fucking start, chi. And thanks
- twinfan1 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:33 pm
  
  You’ll knock ’em dead, Chi..
twinfan1 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm

With Belt in a mini-slump, wonder if we might not see Buster and Hector tomorrow.
- TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:17 pm
  
  Good question. It was such a blowout, I doubt it. But good question.
  Who’s pitching tomorrow?
  - zumiee said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:23 pm
    
    Kershaw, who the Giants actually defeated last time. Pill’s two-run homer was the big hit.
  - TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:28 pm
    
    Ewww. Yeah…but Kershaw’s good
  - twinfan1 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    
    Thanks, Ted. I’m lousy at answers but I pose a helluva question! Night All.
    Great job.
  - TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    
    hahaha. Night, twin.
    Take care
TedSpe said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Well goodnight, gentlemen(?).
I can’t wait for Chi’s thread tomorrow. In the words, paraphrased, of Tim Curry…
I look forward to it with antici…

…pation
chipower9 said, on June 25, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Thanks for the kind and encouraging words, Flappers. I hope to make you proud and give you a topic deserving of this hallowed ground we so lovingly refer to as “The Flap.” Keep the Orange and Black Flapping and The Flap Orange and Black!
Sportdude said, on June 25, 2012 at 11:37 pm

One of us did predict a Giant win with Zito!
- chipower9 said, on June 26, 2012 at 12:22 am
  
  WTF…ONLY one?