Rock Bottom. I Hope. And A Poem by “Bobby Bowden”
I just took my “LostAgain” facebook profile pic down. It’s pretty hard to mock the Dodgers with that as my profile pic when we are the worst team in baseball. And we are. The shitty Rockies took 3 from us at home. Fucking San Diego took 2 of 3 and the only way we got even one W was the no hitter. And now the Reds, a good but not great team, sweep us in 4 IN OUR OWN FUCKING PARK!!!! It’s madness I tell you….
I think they need to go on the road, let the dudes get drunk together, miss some curfews, maybe bang a slump buster or two. But whoops, that’s not going to happen. We stay banished in “Hell’s Phone Park” for another series against the Cardinals who, for all their struggles, are a much better team than we are.
It’s times like these that I’m glad to be able to immerse myself in fantasy baseball and distance myself from the misery that is my home team…..
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In these dark days, I turn to my elder statesman for guidance. Here’s the email I got from my dad this morning:
the tide goes out
the sun has set

Agree with Willie. The Dodgers are more likely to have the “era of shit” versus the Giants. Moreover, the ONLY thing the Dodgers lead in is the size of their wallets. Too bad wallets don’t play baseball. π
Yeah but unfortunately the freakin Doghairs also lead the NL West this morning! WTF I feel like” Hannibal Lechter ate part of my brain for dessert”
Hopefully AK, Hannibal is munching on the part of your brain housing unit that controls memory . . . Dodgers caught us, but they got a lot of problems too, especially with HanRam.