Foretelling The Future

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on August 18, 2016

The only good thing that’s come out of this Summer Slide is that it’s turned me into a master prognosticator.

We get the bases loaded with no out and our best hitters coming up?

I know what’s about to happen…..

A runner is rounding second and headed in the direction of dumbass Roberto?

I know what’s about to happen…..

There is a play at the plate?

I know what’s about to happen……

Cain loses it completely and he starts walking guys?

I know what’s about to happen……

We get a 4 run lead?

I know what’s about to happen…….

The rest of this season?

I know what’s about to happen…..

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unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 8:46 pm

Ok it’s bunnie time. Shutdown inning.
PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on August 18, 2016 at 8:47 pm

These guys need something to “gel them”. Maybe this is it.
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 8:49 pm

MadBum’s fight-like-hell AB couldn’t have been more opposite than the crap one from Panik.
- djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm
  
  He redeem he self…
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm

I want to get excited here, but it’s only the 5th inning.
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:04 pm

8 runs off DeGrom is unheard of!
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:09 pm

Quick hook for Bum?
- blade3colorado said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:14 pm
  
  You’re back. I thought you would disappear until next season Loo.
  - djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:18 pm
    
    The Flapalooza wore me out…
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:13 pm

Girl-in look like shit. Hernandez didn’t like Span backpedaling on the liner…
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:15 pm

Fuck Smith. Release him and call it a wash.
xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:16 pm

Pagan didn’t look real good trying to cut that off. probably the same result even if he had, I suppose
zumiee said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:16 pm

Smith really sucks.
- djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:20 pm
  
  Angel in the outfield…
zumiee said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:19 pm

Krukow didn’t know what LOOGY stands for. He said “Lefty only guy.” Wrong.
- unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:20 pm
  
  That would be LOGY. Which I am getting.
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:19 pm

Jesus. This pen is a mess. 2 strike hits for Smith are insane. Now the bomb.
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:20 pm

Smitty is shitty.
xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:20 pm

well Pagan makes a good play. whew
zumiee said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:21 pm

Wow. Smith with the crushed at’em ball to end the inning.
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:21 pm

Fuck me sideways. Somebody injure Smith. Roll bats in front of him near the dugout steps. That was 2″ from tie score.
PaulinAsia Banh Bao said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:31 pm

I might think that the new guys arriving might have hurt team chemistry a bit, but the team was sucking before they arrived anyway, so that’s likely not a problem. Of course, the new guys actually performing well would help a lot too. I still like Nunez and think Moore will be good.
- xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:37 pm
  
  seems to me it’s tough for starting pitchers to join late in the season and mesh. relievers, should be easier if the pen needs the help. Position players? Our expectations are probably ruined by Scutaro and Pence in 2012.
  - xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:38 pm
    
    Burrell and Ross 2010 too, I guess
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:32 pm

Just when I thought is was safe to think we turned a corner. Belt misses by 2′ again, and the patented Buster DP.

Any way we don’t blow this ‘lead’?
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:40 pm

Stall for who? For what?
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:41 pm

You can’t watch this game sober…
- blade3colorado said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm
  
  Yes, it is hard.
- blade3colorado said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm
  
  Do you have any coke? Acid?
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:43 pm

Second guess awaits…
- unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:03 pm
  
  42?
djloo27 said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm

2 leftys – no LOOGY…
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 9:57 pm

I’m gonna loogy on my phone if we don’t win this.
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:02 pm

4-4 for Nooner.
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:03 pm

A stolen base!
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:06 pm

Who the fuck is this Ruggiano guy? Another highlight reel play from a stiff who hits a fucking grannie off Bummie.
mrsprtdude said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:09 pm

When things are sucking no breaks go your way. Panik’s and the ball caught by McCutchen earlier in the week were smoked for naught. Can any of you tell me why Lopez is in this game? He has sucked and i have no confidence i him at all
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:18 pm

A bunt!
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:19 pm

Insurance, pls.
blade3colorado said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:19 pm

Holy Shit! Bochy must read the Flap!
xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:19 pm

Casilla Later warming up in the pen.
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm

Ks starting to pile up for Belt. Might be time for Posey to take over 1b for a couple days.
Clutch hit to RF! Bout time!
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm

Finally!
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm

Never understood why Mets picked this guy Reed up, he’s sucked at ChiSox and AZ.
xoot said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm

Posey’s back may be healing up a bit
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm

Rally started by walk to Gillaspie. This guy has surprised me, at least at the plate.
zumiee said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:40 pm

A clean inning from Casilla? That ain’t happening.
- willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:47 pm
  
  pretty flukey IF hit by Bruce.
  No one got ball out of IF, ends with a K.
  Any save is a good save.
Macdog said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:46 pm

A win!
unca_chuck said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:46 pm

Huzzah!!!!
blade3colorado said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:48 pm

Game must have been about 4 hours . . . sheesh, almost midnight here.
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

Mets gave up 13 runs in L to DBax yesterday, 10 more tonite.
One of the tweets on cbs site worried that once Mets got Cespedes and hitters back, pitching might not be good enough.
No foretelling this one though, resounding comeback.
- zumiee said, on August 18, 2016 at 11:03 pm
  - snarkk said, on August 18, 2016 at 11:11 pm
    
    Nice to see you back, Blondie…
willedav said, on August 18, 2016 at 10:51 pm

Mets were NL champs last year, in danger of not making playoffs this year.
And Cespedes can opt out, right?
snarkk said, on August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm

What’s the deal with this Will Smith guy?
That trade is really starting to look like Sabevans got hornswoggled…