It Gets No Better Than This
I was thinking this morning about how excited Twinfan would be for this series. He’d fire off a furious number of posts to deal with the anxiety. If you can’t get up for this I have bad news for you: I have nothing to offer you in the future as a baseball fan that will top the lead up to tonight’s game. Once the first pitch is thrown this could go any number of ways. Some good, some bad, some VERY bad and some so gloriously nirvanic I might start to weep if I even begin to consider them….
Since SF has never faced LA in the post season I am prepared for this to be the only time this happens in my lifetime. For that reason alone this series is more important to me than any World Series win ever could be. Look, we’ve won World Series trophies and it was fantastic. Now how bout we do something we’ve never done before and send these bitches into a Winter-long slumber they’ll never truly be able to completely wake up from. I know for certain that if that happens I’ll never forget the 2021 season regardless of what happens after……
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BOZO is LOCKED IN

Two out in the 6th and Webb at 60 pitches. Damn….
Fuck yeah! Sit down Turner! 8 Ks!
There must be some hilarious threads where we brutalized Webb…
Yeah the ones when he use to have 60 pitches are more in 2 innings..
No shit. I know I raked him over the coals a few to,es. 😂
Logan Webb I can feel the fire 🔥 coming out of my tv your so smoking hot 🥵 pitching right now!
Eat shit LA he’s pitching a Webb Gem!
Make it 0-9 Beaty against Webb sit down 🪑
Webb mastery thru 7!
Oh yeah strikeout number 10 !!
Get.More.Runs…
Webb pitching to Posey is great baseball.
I’m with Tom. More runs now, please.
Webb is fucking unconscious.
Leave Webb in. Why not?
A BOZO BOMB!!!
Bryant!
Krushed!
There.It.Is.
Bryant is getting his hitting shoes on tonight, finally !! …
About time….😉
Bryant, fuck yeah!
Bozo on fire
Yeah Baby who was knocking Kris Bryant?
3-3 with a clutch add on Bomb 💣
Playoffs bring out the best in a player like Bryant..
Sorry to repeat myself, but this is the Shit!
That even scares the shit outta me. Loo, you fucking rock.
We hit. We win.
Dennis Z reminded me I said that in, when?, 2010?
I think 2012.
Unca’s Shorto, haha.
Does Kapler have a spray tan?
I’m nervous till it’s a W in the books.
who called Bryant going off?
Bozó 12:23 post and myself 1:55 getting Bryant to go off!!
Graterol your such a moron.Fist pump striking out the pitcher down 3-0?? LOSER!!
I’m gonna send Flavor some pics, this place is on fire!
Fuck Sarge! I was just saying I fucked up. I should be there! Bring it home brother! Love to see your shots. Text them to me?
That’s awesome, Sarge!
Bring it home, Sarge.
I totally fucked up on this one. I should be at this game tonight. Fleet week….Blue Angels in the air. Would have been a magic day. You can bet your ass I’ll be there if there is a game 5.
Let’s Go!
Damn! The kid can field too!
LETS GOOOO!!!! Webb is a stud!
This kid has antifreeze in his veins.
Oh fuck no Kapler!!
Do not like this at all!!
A masterpiece painted by “Gaugin” Webb…
I nominate for POTD.
Interesting move by Kap here. Really? The kid was on fire. Head scratcher….
Had a feeling if he gave up a hit his night was over. 2 pitches from Rogers and Dogs are back in the field.
Let’s fucking go!!!!!!!!!!
3 more outs . . . turns out to be a good move, Skipper
Hard to argue with the results….but I still didn’t like the move. Complete game shut-out would have been bad ass.
Who gets the 9th?
Doval
Got out of it luckily with Rodgers.
So is Kapler going with Doval are McGoo in the 9th?
Gotta be Doval right?
3 righties due up.
I’d say so…
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Phuck yeah, Craw !!!!
Wow!!!
And put that in your fucking pipe! CrawBOMB!
CRAW-SOME!
fucking Wow
burn that pen, Dave
Yeah it Doval heating up his cheese this will be exciting.
Crawford Yard oh fuck yeah!!!
MVP MVP MVP
Hope you all just saw Webb’s FUCK YEAH! 😂
Shades of Tim Lincecum. Where he?
Hey Pawlie. Great to see you here. My daughter and I were having that same conversation when at the game last week.
Hah~~~!
Yeah I did Chi, and it was a very emphatic FUCK YEAH!! I loved it!!
yeah camera cut away awful fast, that was funny
Jacked Webb!
there might be nothing funnier than the wierdo Vesia low key celebrations and the most casual Crawford “what’s up’s” to him just blasting one out….
HRs are back, baby ! …
Yes, Duval just kicked some Dodger blue ass
Crawdaddy!!!
TIME TO FINISH!!!
Hanging slider and Craw whacks it out to dead CF. iirc Giants raked this guy earlier, maybe in LA.
CRAW!!!
100 and just warming up on his first pitch..
Love that one Loo! A major ass kicking!
BALL FUCKING GAME!
Logan’s won!
brilliant
Dodger blogger just now on truebluela.com:
“This guy Doval is damn good”.
No shit !
Giants take down game 1 ….
what a great game. Classic.
Logan spinning that shutout Webb! Fuck Yeah!
That’s it throw him the Heater Ricky!!’
Ballgame!!! Eat it Dodgers this team is better so stick it!!
Frickin’ Doval is like a nuclear weapon, throwing hypersonic missiles.
Dude is absolute Nails…
Ballgame!! A tidy 2:39.
Much appreciated back east.
yessir … I have a book signing in Auburn tomorrow morning
Great for Doval to get that first one under his belt…
yes glad Kap left him in to finish it off. Posey tremendous tonight as Xoot mentioned earlier.
Agree we all know he has the stuff, but in your 1st time out u have so much pressure and he handled it well. That will pay huge dividends now going forward..
Huuuuuuuge to win game 1…
Good for Doval to get inning in. 4 fastballs he threw were all strikes only contact the pop up by Smith.
i got a lot to say tomorrow and most of it has to do to address any of our scared pussies fans who can’t handle this heat. Sack the fuck up. We will talk tomorrow…….
Gasman needs to follow up with his own gem. Bury the Dogs!!
108, just ssying.
YES!! last time i was at a Giants post season game was game 2 2010. Stress filled game, awaiting the torture when SF erupted for 7 in the 8th to make the 9th a party and a 2-0 lead vs Rangers. Had a birds eye view of the Kinsler near homer that hit the padded top of the wall and came back. Lets hope tomorrow is a repeat.!!
GO GIANTS!!
Agree Charlie. Gausman needs to deliver tomorrow. 2-0 rolling into LA would be huge!
Fuck the bums and their star-studded line-up!
Stick a dagger in their Hollywood & Vine SoCal bleached hearts.
Muncy’s absence is an amazing gift from the baseball gods after we lost Belt…
No shit.
No truer story…a blessing from the gods….
Great outcome. Landed LAX and flipped on my Sirius Xm app to catch the KB homer!!! What a start.