Thank you, Tampa Bay…….
Isn’t it amazing what one swing can do? If Pat swings through that pitch instead of blasting it into the bleachers, we would be sitting around bemoaning our crap offense trying to figure out how a first place team could get shut out seemingly every single game. And yet….One swing. Glory. Destiny…………
I never get tired of enjoying Tampa Bay paying for all of this…..
Ah, how cruel irony is. Zitman on the bump today. We win today and we basically knock Colorado out of the picture since they would be 5.5 back with 8 to play. How do you fight the inevitability of Zito’s Law? You get to bat against Jason Hammel. The Rockies are stuck today, having to throw “dead arm” Hammel out there. If we win today that gives us 4 wins on the trip and I don’t see how we don’t steamroll this division with Cain going tomorrow and 6 to finish the season at home…..
“fucking juiced ball bullshit”– read his lips near the end of the clip..
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Torres is back!!
Get Panda an appendectomy!!!
Often leadoff HR in an inning leads to more….what a rocket! That was gone off the bat.
Torres!!!!!!!!! Quick, somebody take Rohand’s appendix out….
AH
Huff Daddy!!
Yeah looks like the right bag of balls in play tonight.Huff Daddy!!!!
oh man, rest my case. Hammel is gonna get whiplash if they leave him out there.
This one has the early trappings of a 10-8 barn burner…
“Dead Arm Walking”
I gotta tell ya, Torres does not hit cheapies…
Zito’s winning.
But he still looks like a pussy
Sorry
Twin and Denny: both of you stfu about each other or to eachother. Send hate emails to eachother if you must
Torres = revelation
Appendix? What appendix.
Seems like Zito is always nursing…….or being nursed…
Hammels is a full of shit excuse making pussy. He’s whining about a dead arm? He’s throwing fucking 94. He can’t get the ball down, that’s on the dude not the arm. Fuckin excuse makin pussy….
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Every night is BBW night
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I’m not saying the Rockies were or were not messing with switching in non-humidored balls, but I was surprised to find out how un-monitored it all was. An unknown Rockie employee brings the balls to the Rockies dugout, and the balls eventually get from the batboy to the umpire.
Ball boys..bat boys…rockies…this is starting to sound like homosexual erotica.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Hmmmmm… even Molina beats that out if he’s hustling.
I nominate “The Nurse” as Zito’s new nickname.
Cuckoo’s Nest?
Nurse Wretched…
There’s “tulo” game and then there’s “spilly” game. 2 guys playing the same game but playing an entirely different game…
Nice triple.
Too bad he shit his pants
If Torres doesn’t win the Willie Mac award this season, then retire the award.
Doubt it Twin,since he could have had Huff out as second as well.
Fuck, I thought only Cain gave up triples
Horrible pitch by Zito to Gonzalez.
So Torres would’ve caught that one, but also might have hurt himself doing it.
Rather clever of Zito to bring Triples Alley along on a road trip…
What happened to Torres? I went to take out the garbage, and this shit happens.
Think Speedy Oil Change
Bochy had enough of Zito batting practice.
Zits can’t qualify for the win? Boo fucking hoo. You got your 4 runs dumbass. How does this start affect his “brilliant” record when the team scores 4? When he gets pulled before 5 is that like a do- over or something? Maybe kruk will stfu about that dumb stat now…
What win?
Well, that didn’t work.
Fuck. Piss. Shit.
Goodbye division lead. Ray, you fucking snatch
I’ve been out. WTF happened to Torres? Ross and Guillen look like Laurel and Hardy out there….
Ross looked like someone shot him.
Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Tolle Corpus Satani!
Ave!
Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Tolle Corpus Satani!
Ave!
Ave! Ave Versus Christus!
Ave! Ave Versus Christus!
Ave! Ave Versus Christus!
Ave Satani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Tolle Corpus Satani!
Satani!
Satani!
Ave!
Ave!
Satani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ziiiiitttttttoooooo
No one knows what happened to Torres.
That’s what that they said about Billy Bats…
Not to mention Sal Mineo
Only thing ross might catch tonite is a groin pull….those balls were smoked tho.
Hope Torres didn’t make things worse by coming back too soon.
This game won’t affect Zito’s record when his team scores 4 or more runs. Zito will get a no-decision tonight.
Well, isn’t that special
Can you aggravate your appendix after it’s removed?
It’s called “Phantom pain”
No, man. But you can cause internal bleeding to occur, according to the pads guy (Stauffer?) who had to have app surgery earlier in SF. He said he couldn’t do anything at all for 3 weeks afterward.
Those were hardly cans of corn, ferchrissakes. Nothing is on Ross or Guillen. It was Zito and Ray.
You mean Satan and Pazuzu
Tulo needs a goddamn haircut!
Zito should be a long reliever in the PS…
What a fucked up inning this has turned out to be.
You can pop the internal stitching, I suppose.
I gotta remind myself that all we have to do is win each series. But, fuck this shit.
Ray and runzler? I guess if the 17 gm streak is gonna go up in smoke it’s gonna go “zito-Ray-and fucking runzler”
Although I will note that I took the over in the game tonight.
This is all my doing.
Ray hasn’t exactly been good since about his first two or three appearances after the trade. Guillen should not play tomorrow. This outfield is too big for his challenged D. He goes after balls and backs up center like he’s running in molasses…
Ray and Runzler, huh? Be fine with a six run lead.
Typical Zitoid. He gets a lead, and then coughs up a hairball immediately. So Bochy has to get him outta there immediately, and rightly so. I don’t know if that is a scenario that is optimal for a playoff start…
Ray’s pitch to Tulo was horrific. Do’t throw him up, and he throws 3 up.
Time for a bomb here.
I guess it’s not a bunting kind a game…is it?
Zito sure didn’t help his standing in the rotation.
PS that is. Fuck Ishi, Not the bacfoot slider.
Ther’s the bloop! Need the blast../.
There’s no bunting in Colorado
Good Jooooob, Ishi! Thats what they keep you around for.
Fuck, I’ll say it…..They better not hit into a fuckin DP!
Well, they didn’t
Jam shot over the fence!!!
BANG–ZOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Right to the moon, Alice!
oh baby
OMG!!
No fucking way!!!!!
Code-deeeeeeeeeeee!
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And that’s the best you could come up with?
your Latin chant subdued me
How the hell did that ball leave the yard? I dunno, and I don’t care. This park is a joke.
Try and hit us and we’ll hit you, you scumfuck