Citizen Cain

Posted in Uncategorized by tedspe on October 11, 2012

What a confidence building game yesterday.

Not for the Giants, for me.

I’ll keep this fairly short. The only minor complaint was Zito. Man, 2 and 2/3 innings??!! Not a surprise just a complaint. And *still* the Giants keep up the uncanny “Zito Win Streak” (cue the TWILIGHT ZONE theme).

And did I does or does I didn’t ask youse all to stop talking smack about Lincecum? I believe I does. Just as I earlier asked ya’ll SHHAADDUPP!!! On Pablo Sandoval!!!

And what’s with Pagan? I mean, I always liked him but he sure flexes his All-Star plays in a timely manner. Who the fuck does he think he is? A more talented Cody Ross? And the whole offense after 3 games. Looks like the ex-lax finally kicked in. I’m not sure giving Posey the proverbial 1^st base “day off” did anyone any good but at least it didn’t backfire.

Now–Men and ferrett– all this stuff you’ve heard about Giants not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the further post season, is a lot of horse dung. Giants traditionally love to fight. All real Giants love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Giants fans love a winner and will only reluctantly tolerate a loser. The Giants play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why The Giants have never really lost, and will never really lose a playoff series… because the very thought of losing is hateful to The Giants!!!!

Not saying it *can’t* happen cuz baseball is baseball. But the never say never attitude is so prevelant–it practically reeks.

That’s right, reeks…reeks? Wait a minute. I think I’m melting cheese in the oven. Hold on….

Okay, breakfast is ready. Anyway–CAIN vs. Lactose Intolerant

Flappers. Giants. All the way!!!

SEMPER FAI, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! HOOO-WAHHHHH!!!!

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chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

Fuck Yeah MudBug!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

OK, don;t put inArias.

YEAH, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bozo said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

Way to break out of that ofer Craw.
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

first blood, bottom of the order
yesyesyes
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

Latos with some chin music for Cain?
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:23 am

Let’s get that second run home! Go Pagan!!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

Pa-Gone is due
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

Bochy said in the pregame blah blah that Craw was in because he was 3/9 v. Latos, and Arias was a “6th man” to come in later for energy, if needed…
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

I don’t know about you guys (and gal), but I can’t stand close Giant playoff games . . . Frickin’ ticker and anxiety is sky high. Give me a wipeout any day.
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:26 am
  
  I’m with ya Dog! We’re on our way!
- ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:27 am
  
  I get ya, I have to keep reminding myself to unclench my jaw. One more run here might do it for me…for a little while at least.
  - blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:43 am
    
    Me too . . . scaring myself here, as well as my friend on the phone, and my Mom’s doggies are barking. Too funny.
- snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:28 am
  
  Blade, you’re in great shape, dude. You’re ticker should be fine.
  Go to the gym and watch the game while you work out…
  - blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:44 am
    
    The ticker is shot after that Posey GS.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

BOO YAH!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

Hell yeah! Fuck you Cozart.
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:27 am

I love it . . . Cincy is cracking under the pressure.
- blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:28 am
  
  Latos is falling apart like a cheap suit. OH YEAH!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:28 am

Pressure on Cincy ARE YOU READY FOR A MELTDOWN?
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:28 am

Latos…Latos…Latos…

What’s wrong…What’s wrong…What’s wrong…

Are you rattled???
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

Guess we got the ump to thank for rattling Latos. They showed that little staredown before the Crawford triple . . .
Macdog said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

Just another big bottom-of-the-order triple off Latos.
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

Latos is pissed. The dude gets emotional and loses it. Time to hammer him…
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

GO Panda! Put a KUNG FU on this motherfucker!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

Pablo Power
Posey – Pence
Pile it on
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

Latos is starting to pucker
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

Damn! That’s okay…loaded for Buster Ballgame! Talking about someone BEING DUE!

Go Buster!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:31 am

Start slow Buster. Sac fly.
Bozo said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

MVPosey
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

FUCK YEAH! GRAND SALAMIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Macdog said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

BUSTER IT OPEN BABY!
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

Stick a fork in Latos, he’s done
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

ah hah, yes we be bad
off the Latos graphic on the scoreboard
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

Buh bye Latos. Grab some pine, bitch!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

Or not. What’s Latos going to sign now?
Flavor said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

Epic.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

Not only a salamie – but UPPER TANK!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

Matt Latos relieved in the fifth inning
who hates SF now bitch?
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

HOLY CRAP! Buster grand salami! Hot damn!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!
Flavor said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

We score we win
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am
  
  Fuck Yeah, Flavor! Fuck Yeah!!!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

Darn it, Buster – you made me scare my kitties! Keep it up!!!
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am
  
  Sorry the kitties got scared…but it was for a good cause. 😉
Birdog said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

Amazing…..
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

OHMYFUCKERFUCKINGGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No doubter if thre ever was one . . . . . ! \Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

Hellz YEAH!
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

Told you Latos was melting.
That is MVP action right there by Buster. With two strikes, and that pitch was not a cripple; was down by the knees.
Legendary, right there…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

Well, at least Hunter looks like he’s running well.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am

I’m so fucking happy I could cry! I am not going to lie…my eyes got misty when that ball left the yard!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

I was on the phone with a friend from Sacramento when this went down . . . I was screaming so much and incoherently, my friend thought I was getting mugged (seriously). I had to explain what went down. LMFAO!
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

Way sweeter than taking out LA. “Smirkless in Cinn” indeed!!!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:39 am

This is big you guys . . . I am beside myself here. Hot Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:42 am

Dusty will be crucified for leaving Latos in…
Bozo said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:42 am

Latos, leaving a Cleveland Steamer on the mound in Cincinnati!!!
- eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:46 am
  
  funny and true
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:43 am

Cain has to stay locked in. It’s only the 5th inning. Remember 2002.
- eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:47 am
  
  How can he not relax a tiny bit.
  but he better pull it back in.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:43 am

And I am SO HAPPY that we tagged Latos! I cannot stand that FUCKING FUCK!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:44 am

I’m going over to the Cincy blog and talk with those fans who, after G2 were saying the Giants aren’t in the same league as Cincy.
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:47 am
  
  LMAO – You go boy!
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

This one ain’t over yet. Bear down…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

Come on, Matty. Don’t let them back in this. .
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

Double play, Matty – you can do it!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:47 am

DP
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

Fuck!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

Settle, Matt.
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:49 am

I thought they learned not to go inside with him.
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:49 am

Lost and Found, this is Matt Cain
have you seen my shutdown inning?
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

Wow. Matty got away with one there. Make him pay.
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

That was KO earlier
- eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:56 am
  
  The plate ump is acting like a judge
  I rule that one a strike
  I rule that one a ball
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:54 am

This is what they refer to as stressful pitches. I need a drink.
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:55 am

FuCK! Thought that was a basehit off the swing.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:55 am

Whew. Not catastrophic damage. Settle down, boys. Let’s get some more runs!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 11:57 am

A couple more would be nice. Keep these fuckers down.
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Ed, hold off on going to the Cincy blog . . . Rule 97 of the baseball bloggers handbook: “Only stir a hornets nest after your team has won.”

🙂
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Dammit, who was in charge of hobbling fucking Ludwick?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do I have to do everything myself?
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm

and the torture begins
GO GIANTS!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:10 pm

No shit Jean . . . God damn torture baseball again. I hate this shit.
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Get Cain the fuck out of there.
- Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm
  
  Yep. Hoping to get to the 7th, but Cain is suddenly fucking Russ Ortiz.
  - blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    
    What a cluster fuck.
Alleykat said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Fuck I need access to a TV.But Buster’s “GRANDSLAM” ROCKED EVERYONE AT WORK!!!!!!
EAT SHIT LATOS!!!! And your dumbass first name Mat? No body has one T in MATT you Loser!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Time for a change!
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Waited too long to take him out…
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Really? They’re leaving Cain in???