Citizen Cain

Posted in Uncategorized by tedspe on October 11, 2012

What a confidence building game yesterday.

Not for the Giants, for me.

I’ll keep this fairly short. The only minor complaint was Zito. Man, 2 and 2/3 innings??!! Not a surprise just a complaint. And *still* the Giants keep up the uncanny “Zito Win Streak” (cue the TWILIGHT ZONE theme).

And did I does or does I didn’t ask youse all to stop talking smack about Lincecum? I believe I does. Just as I earlier asked ya’ll SHHAADDUPP!!! On Pablo Sandoval!!!

And what’s with Pagan? I mean, I always liked him but he sure flexes his All-Star plays in a timely manner. Who the fuck does he think he is? A more talented Cody Ross? And the whole offense after 3 games. Looks like the ex-lax finally kicked in. I’m not sure giving Posey the proverbial 1^st base “day off” did anyone any good but at least it didn’t backfire.

Now–Men and ferrett– all this stuff you’ve heard about Giants not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the further post season, is a lot of horse dung. Giants traditionally love to fight. All real Giants love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Giants fans love a winner and will only reluctantly tolerate a loser. The Giants play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why The Giants have never really lost, and will never really lose a playoff series… because the very thought of losing is hateful to The Giants!!!!

Not saying it *can’t* happen cuz baseball is baseball. But the never say never attitude is so prevelant–it practically reeks.

That’s right, reeks…reeks? Wait a minute. I think I’m melting cheese in the oven. Hold on….

Okay, breakfast is ready. Anyway–CAIN vs. Lactose Intolerant

Flappers. Giants. All the way!!!

SEMPER FAI, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! HOOO-WAHHHHH!!!!

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snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I’d send Crawford. Why not? Chapman’s wild high, wide, inside. He might make it. With two outs, why not? He gets to second, Scutaro could get it done…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:32 pm

That’s the problem Chi. Any more games like this and it WILL kill me.
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm
  
  Ha! You and me both, brother!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Yup. I’d do it. Those way wide pitches would be easy.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Agree – send the MudBug…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Scoot with the battle.
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Well, NOW he’ll go . . .
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Let’s go Giants!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Close this mother out!
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Great battle by Scutaro. Chapman’s pretty much a one pitch guy, if you wait him out, things can happen.
Let’s get it done, Romo…
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm
  
  Yeah…pretty much FB, but mixes in that slider, too.
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Okay…blah blah blah inspirational message. Blah blah blah postive chatter. Blah blah blah generic cheer.
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Romo Romo Romo
Romo Romo Romo
GO GIANTS!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon.
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Can you have the entire pitching staff that’s still eligible warming up?
Hope we don’t need ’em…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Romoromoromoromoromoromoromoromo
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Fuck that. That was a swing.
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

One away!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

First one is a big one…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

One.
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Good, got the main MOFO out, Brandon Fucking Phillips . . . NEXT.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Oh, and FUCK YOU Brandon Phillips. Grab some PINE, Bitch!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Shit, I can’ stand this!!!!
- chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm
  
  Hang tough, girl! You can do it! If all us old fucks on here can do it, you can too! 😉
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Time for a double play….please, please, please!!!!!
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Not what I wanted to see.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

This is tortuous…
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

TORTURE 8 and climbing
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

FUCK!!!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Dammit. Come on Romo . . . get with the program.
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm

shit
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Leaving that shit up, Romo.
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:48 pm

And it’s Fuckwid. DP the clown.
paulinasia said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:48 pm

3:45am in the Saigon night… how the hell am I supposed to get some sleep with this torture going on….
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Fuck me.
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

You guys are KILLING ME!!!!!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

TORTURE 9 and climbing
Irish Kevin said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Who has the Rolaids!!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Deep breath and get these &$%@*!suckers out.
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Hey, is Wilson rehabbed yet?… 😉
- Irish Kevin said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm
  
  No but Timmy should be up and warming up
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:51 pm

DP, K, just get a fucking out…
unca_chuck said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Fuck this. fuck this fuck this tuck this. fuck this fuck this.
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Getting near the Romo pitch limit…
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm

STEEL BABY
GO GIANTS!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Failure is not an option Romo.
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Get this Clown
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Yeah, thinking the same think Snarkk.
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

YES!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Two-whew!!!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Two MOFOs. Next.
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

THANK GOC.. 2 Down
ewisco said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

heart. HEART! resume beating damnit!!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Breathe…
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:59 pm

CLAPPING QTM
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I need a fucking drink
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:00 pm

One more please…
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Three MOFOs. Game, set, match, series, blah, blah, blah . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEXT!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

GAME! SERIES! GIANTS ADVANCE! FUCK YEAH!
ewisco said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Lady and Gentlemen, resume breathing.
Fugazi said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

HELL YEAH BABY
Macdog said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bozo said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

YES! YES! YES! YES!
TedSpe said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

HOLY SHIT!!! That 3 road game comeback is history, lads, HISTORY!!!

El Gigantes este NUMERO UNO !! (Didn’t know I could speak French, did’ya?) Nerve wracking 9th, naturally.
And the Gods of baseball even opened up The Flap to me from work!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

Hoody-freakin’-hoo!!
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

AS I SAID THIS AM…..ROMO THEM!!
blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

NEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- blade3colorado said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm
  
  OK, nap time boys . . . See ya on the flip side. Someone send a nurse to my house. I need mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Bozo said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Well, that was easy enough. So, who’s next?
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

That’s why they don’t play games on PAPER!…
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm

ahhhhhhh!!!!! Unreal. So happy for Sergio
SanDawg said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Unbelievable. I was able to listen to the last 2 outs online. I’m gonna go prounce around campus in my Haad jersey. What a team.
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm

FREAKING ROMO what a year and now this.
epic
sandog said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm

prance/prounce…..you get the iidea
paulinasia said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm

4:00am in the Saigon night, and the sweet torture finally ends!…. oh, I’m going to be hurting trying to teach a management class a few hours from now…….. Sweet. Congrats G’s, congrats Flappers everywhere!
- eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm
  
  worth it, isn’t mate?
  - paulinasia said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    
    You bet it is….
chipower9 said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I have SERIOUSLY got goose bumps! I just want to run out into the street and scream and dance!

Reds HAD NOT lost 3 straight at home all year…until the Giants came to town..

And…

When the Giants come to town…It’s BYE BYE BABY!
Salty said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Heroic!
ferrethead said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Great scene on TBS…interviewing Buster talking about how the guys controlled their emotions, split screen showing them going crazy in the clubhouse! Sooooooo happy!!!!
eddacker said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I didn’t say anything but in the 3rd inning I had a vision of the Gmen dancing with a win. but they were on the field and I told myself, they won’t celebrate on the field.
But they did
and they did IT
PLUS WE MADE IT A SQUEAKER
(so the next team thinks we are just average or lucky hehe)
snarkk said, on October 11, 2012 at 2:07 pm

That Romo effort just turned legendary…