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The Giants Can’t Hit. Reaaaallllyyyyy?

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on October 7, 2014

I was watching ESPN early this morning. They were showing highlights of the Dodgers losing again. After that, the talking heads got together and blathered out a theme of “the Giants look like they might be in trouble.” One of the guys said it with a sly looking smile on his face.

That’s really some great insight, Jerkoff. The Giants are in trouble? Why? Because they lost their first post season game in their last eleven? Actually, his reasoning was “The Nats look like they’ve finally got their pitching in order.”

Really? The Giants have scored 6 runs in this series. I think the Nats pitching has been “in order” since Game 1. Anyone with a brain knew the Giants were going to be run-challenged in this post season. The Giants can’t hit? Jimmy crack corn and they don’t care. Did Flavor really just drop a “Jimmy crack corn” on us? Fuckin’ right I did. I’ll throw any pitch at any time……

And I don’t need some ESPN dickhead in a suit telling me what the Giants shortcomings are. The team knows what they are better than anyone. It’s probably one of the things that fuels them.Because I guarantee you that the views of dipshit blowhards on tv go a long way towards motivating our players. And sometimes, that type of motivation can go a long way.

Gio Gonzalez is nobody’s big game pitcher. I’d take Voggy and his raggedy-ass arm over him any day. Sprinkle some nails over your Cheerios, dawg, and go get ’em……

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  1. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    What a bunt!!!

  2. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    Walk this way!

  3. Macdog's avatar Macdog said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    Good eye Gregor!

  4. chipower9's avatar chipower9 said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    We Score, We Win!

  5. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    We score (first), we win, Chi,,, πŸ™‚

  6. salty's avatar salty said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    That will work 2

  7. Macdog's avatar Macdog said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    That’ll work, Joe.

  8. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    Alright Vogey, take advantage of that 2-0 lead.

  9. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    Missed out on the early KO punch…

  10. ODDBB's avatar ODDBB said, on October 7, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    Missed the KO punch, but Bochy will shove it up their assholes and nut in their ears protecting this 2 run lead.

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:04 pm

      Yes, to what you said. πŸ˜‰

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:16 pm

      that’ll work….

  11. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Well, it’s a good thing (?) the G’s didn’t do anything the past 2 innings, considering there was no play by play at all, just announcers talking to pitchers… Hope that stops next inning. Just curious, is Fox carrying this game in the Bay Area/US?

    • dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:26 pm

      Yes, I’m getting it on fsn1.

  12. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    Really inspired by Vogy so far.He’s mixing up his pitches well, he came out hitting 95 WTF pumped are what? Lay’s down a beautiful bunt single to lead to 2 runs, most impressive, and I’m sure he wanted to go out in style since this could be his last game in the Orange&Black!! Keep it going Vogs with fire in your eyes!!

  13. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    Get the pen going.

  14. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    Nate scares me. Such a good PH.

  15. ODDBB's avatar ODDBB said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    They’re squaring up Vogel, he’s about to shit himself and let it drip back to the dinner table.

    • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:41 pm

      Well now the shit is dribbling down Span’s pants ODBB, or maybe it’s The Spam in a can he ate earlier.

  16. salty's avatar salty said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    Giants pitchers seem scared of Nate

  17. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    Not bad walking him there. Schierholtz used to regularly chase that pitch.

  18. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    Would love to get Nate back as a fifth outfielder , where he truely belongs.

  19. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Phew! That could have been worse.

  20. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Was really hoping this wasn’t going to be a Maalox game…. Well, at least it’s not a Phlablox game,that troll is done for the year….

    • WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:41 pm

      I’am drinking vodka and soda water like its just water.

  21. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Nice Vogelstrong!

  22. ODDBB's avatar ODDBB said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Vogel kept his load true, he should blow it against the wall in the shower stall and grab a beer.

    • dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:40 pm

      You got issues bra :/

    • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:46 pm

      You know ODDBB, you should blow your own load on the Dodgers, cause that’s the only thing their drinking tonight..

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:52 pm

        Hilarious AK.

  23. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    Let’s go Giants! Get something going!

  24. ODDBB's avatar ODDBB said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    Who doesn’t?

    • dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:43 pm

      Fair enough

  25. stickman's avatar stickman said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    One run in 5 innings vs a good hitting team is nice pitching.

  26. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    Here we go….

  27. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Nice AB Joe!

  28. SanDawg's avatar SanDawg said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Panik at The Disco!

  29. snarkk's avatar snarkk said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:47 pm

    Roark has a big ass out there…

  30. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    Heads up play by Blanco.

  31. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    Blanco does have a brain!

  32. snarkk's avatar snarkk said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    Pablo needs to be patient, if possible,…

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:51 pm

      Apparently NOTpossible…

  33. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Hey LaRoache nice play idiot, uhh theirs no force and no runner going, hello McFly πŸ˜„

  34. salty's avatar salty said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    God Sandoval is frustrating

  35. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Fuck Panda!

  36. ODDBB's avatar ODDBB said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Sandoval: you fat barrel of monkey nuts

  37. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    Panda goes from the epic game tying AB in Game 2 to that fucking waste of an at bat. Damn it!

  38. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Fuck fuck fuck

  39. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    Walking a f-ing tightrope, not taking advantage of these situations. Some good pitching there, though.

  40. Flavor's avatar Flavor said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    That was an inning that might come back to haunt us……..

    • WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:58 pm

      I think so. Major momentum shift.

  41. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    Ffffffffff!

  42. eddacker's avatar eddacker said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    twice now, let’s get some insurance

  43. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    Posey hasn’t exactly been Mr. Clutch, either.

    • WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:57 pm

      No he sure as hell hasn’t.

    • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:00 pm

      Agree Loo,but he did get a runner to 3rd with 1 out, so he did his job atleast

  44. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    Fucking wasted opportunity,Panda 2-0 hacking at shit again drives me to drink even more!!!’

    • zumiee's avatar zumiee said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:00 pm

      I’m not going to agree with you there, Kat, about Pablo. If you can rewind that; the pitch was right in Pablo’s wheelhouse. He may not have recognized it as a change-up, perhaps, but I’m not going to fault the swing.

      • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:05 pm

        Way to go out in style Vogy in probably your last game as a Giant!
        You’ll remember that Pence catch, and the fans standing O!!!’

      • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:07 pm

        Fair enough Zumie, he might have been fooled on the pitch and was off balanced.

  45. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    What A CATCH.

  46. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Are you kidding me.. What a catch!

  47. Macdog's avatar Macdog said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Pence at the fence!

  48. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Fucking Pence Amazing Catch!!!’

  49. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Catch of the year by a Giant!
    And WTF kind of 0-2 pitch was that?

  50. sportdude's avatar sportdude said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Lets go Giants!!!

  51. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    That has to be the catch of the year by a Giant OF?

    • pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:04 pm

      I DO AGREE. FOR THE SHEER IMPORTANCE OF IT AND THE DIFFICULTY AND THE… [sorry, capslock; excitement]

  52. pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Watching the game in Sam P.’s man cave. Lots and lots and lots of GIANTS memorabilia. AND HUNTER PENCE JUST MADE THE BEST CATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM MAKE.

  53. Flavor's avatar Flavor said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    that catch was better in real time. It looked like he got caught on the fence after he caught it.

  54. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Man, that was an amazing play. Bring it home Boch.

  55. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Ok, I’m giving up hoping it won’t be a Maalox game. Gentlemen (?), this could turn out to be a barn burner to the very end…..

  56. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Way to go out in style Vogy in probably your last game as a Giant!
    You’ll remember that Pence catch, and the fans standing O!!!’

  57. pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    whatafeckingcatch

  58. DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    I see Pete Rose was able to get his Pai Gow poker dealer in his Skecher’s commercial…

    • WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:07 pm

      I just spit out my drink laughing at that Loo.

      • DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:09 pm

        Just trying to break the tension, WJ…

      • pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:13 pm

        quick….isn’t it his real-life gf? or a pal of Paulinasia and Blade?

    • DJLoo's avatar DJLoo said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:16 pm

      What’s next? OJ selling Bruno Magli shoes from his cell block?

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:16 pm

      Not certain Loo, but is this the Asian beauty with the big tits? I think she was once a playmate of the month in Playboy.

  59. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    A-Kat, why do you keep saying this is probably Voggie’s last game as a Giant? Sheesh, stop with the bad vibes already… :-p

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:13 pm

      Yeah, I could easily see him being on the roster next season.

    • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

      Just being realistic P/A, I just don’t see them keeping him next year after they sign Peavy, Cain coming back,Undertaker,Hudson,Timmeh?,Petit?and their probably add another starter, not being a downer ,I love this team

  60. stickman's avatar stickman said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    Two hits, two walks, one run in 5.2 ip for Vogelsong. A mighty effort. Now let’s get him some runs.

  61. pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    Pablo really should have taken after he was 2-0.

  62. eddacker's avatar eddacker said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    Kruk, on ESPN radio is ragging on the bench, “that is all you need to know about the Giants, sending a right hander in to bat because they don’t have a good bench. They need morse back for the next series.”

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:17 pm

      Good/apt post Ed . . . Noticed that too.

  63. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    Re: Voggie, I wasn’t even thinking about next year, just looking at continuing on this year…..

  64. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    This is the most uncomfortable 2-1 lead I’ve ever seen… πŸ™‚

  65. paulinasia's avatar paulinasia said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Oh.. sorry… I shouldn’t have said that….

  66. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    MOFO!!!!!!!!!! Dammit 😦

  67. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Ownage

  68. Macdog's avatar Macdog said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    He might be a prick, but Harper’s a killer.

  69. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    They need to get Vogs out of there. He just passed his past due date last inning.

    • zumiee's avatar zumiee said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:24 pm

      The HR was against Strickland.

      • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:29 pm

        My bad Zum . . . Spaced on the change.

  70. salty's avatar salty said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    Should have gone Affeldt in this inning with Harper due up? Then Romo Casilla…wtf? The only dangerous LHH they have and has Strickland challenge.

    • salty's avatar salty said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:24 pm

      Guess LaRoche too….but still

    • WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:26 pm

      YeAh, I was a bit surprised Bochy went with the kid as well.

  71. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    Freakin Harper is on fire.
    You can say he has ownage of Strickland ferchrissakes,

  72. pawliekokonuts's avatar pawliekokonuts said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    That homer is still in orbit, fer feck sake.

  73. WilcoJoe's avatar WilcoJoe said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quite sniffing glue.

  74. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    You have to vets Lopez and Affeldt both plenty of postseason exp and you let the kid face Harper?

  75. zumiee's avatar zumiee said, on October 7, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    I thought for sure that thing was going foul. Although it’s not easy to tell on TV.


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