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No Jizz For You!!!!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 29, 2016

Looking back on it, I never really believed in my heart that they had a chance to string together two days of hitting. We were jizzing on ourselves after Tuesday’s 19 hit outburst. But just like the *No Jizz Area!* sign that Stix scrawled out on a piece of cardboard and tries to strictly enforce daily in his jail cell, the Giants hitters were intent on not letting us jizz ourselves again last night.

Baseball has the funniest effect on fans. If your team does something ONE DAY the fans start tricking themselves into believing that’s the way things are. Any bad team can hit one day in a row. Some bad ones string together nice stretches of hitting together, just as we did in the first half of the season.

We just don’t have the hitters this year. I think some guys are having bad years (Panik, Belt and Span), some guys are probably hurting because they played the game too hard for too long (Pagan, Nunie, Pence, Posey and also maybe Panik) and some guys might just be worn down (Crawford). Take Span for example. I would bet ANYTHING that Span would be having a better year if he had Kent and Bonds hitting behind him. He’d be scoring more runs. That would probably create less pressure for him. Good things would unfold from there. And forget Kent and Bonds since that’s an unrealistic example. How about just Pence and Pagan in their prime? Pat the Bat? Uribe? What would I would give for an Andres Torres atop this line up…..

The 2016 Giants put way too much pressure on themselves individually by sucking collectively. You can’t win consistently like that. Being 0 for 5 billion when losing after 8 innings is evidence of that….

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  1. snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    I think the Giants have a shot at winning this one…

  2. snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    MLB has some real ‘splainin to do on that end of the Reds/Cards game. That game did not end. It was given to the Cards. The Giants management should be PO’d, big time. Why have replay if the umps already left the building so you can’t challenge an obviously egregiously wrong game-ending call?…

  3. Bozo said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    The Giants win a series, the Giants win a series….

    • zumiee said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:51 pm

  4. Macdog said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    So long Rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkies.

  5. snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    Wow, Romo is getting people out in the 9th.
    This looks interesting…

  6. Macdog said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    7 runs with only 1 off an RBI hit.

  7. snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Cueto 18-5 for the season, should have had more wins if he had more run support in a handful of games…

    • Lurker John said, on September 29, 2016 at 11:09 pm

      Bum too.

  8. snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Is Flemming actually on the announcing team any more? The guy is gone half the time “on assignment”…

  9. mrsprtdude said, on September 29, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    Snarkk…Not the umps fault ( after they all missed an easy call. MLB umpire has to know that the higher part of that wall is out of play. It wasn’t even close to the main wall. All the umps missed that???Epic fail). So after the fuck up missed call, the umps were correct. The challenge has to be immediate. That’s a lame MLB rule. They were even getting roasted by the guys on their own station!!

    • snarkk said, on September 29, 2016 at 11:23 pm

      If the umps leave the field, and the “winning” team is swarming the field in the typically idiotic jumping scrum, how can the “losing” team protest immediately, else waive the protest? Makes no sense…

  10. mrsprtdude said, on September 29, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    One series win down, one more to go. Mad Bum tomorrow is a must win considering we run into kershaw saturday

  11. djloo27 said, on September 29, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Don’t forget me…

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