Engage Operation EYB
I loved last night’s game. Even the strikeouts. As the game wore on it became a game to watch within the game. Good thing I wasn’t playing a drinking game. All those k’s would have sent me to the ER. And who doesn’t enjoy a walk off? There are critics of the wild card format but I’m not one of them. An instant Game 7 to kick off the post season? That is fantastic. And if the WC teams or the fans grouse about only getting one game here’s an idea: win your damn division.
My A’s fan buddy, The Boney One, texted me at 4:32am today looking for my prediction on the game tonight. I just texted back “excitement” and left it at that. It’s the bare minimum of what we all get today and into tonight.
Even if they lose, I’m pretty content just getting to this game. How did the worst team in baseball make the post season? Think about that. And it’s not even arguable, with stats or your own eyeballs, that we weren’t the worst team in all of mlb in the second half of the season.
But here we are. I’m down with a crazy 3 week run. I don’t expect it but I also didn’t expect the 2014 flag and that’s flying like a boss right now.
So whatever, no expectations. But I’m confident because of who’s taking the hill. Excitement is definitely in the air. On the east side of the Dumbarton Bridge there are salt ponds. Savy locals know when it’s time to roll up the window. I hope NY fans know what’s up but there’s only so much they can do to withstand the EYB that’s wafting towards Citi Field right now. It’s coming and it’s even and it’s bullshit and so far (engage knowing dude head nod) no one has been able to stop it……
Representing……

One goddamn run and Bum closes it out.
Giants need to clone Bum for use into perpetuity…
Snarkk’s word of the day.
Onto my second pint. Time to get something done, Giants!!!
You have a nipple on those pints???
Break out those Rally Stix fellas, time to shut these Metropolitans up.
Come on Dizzy.
Yes.
Textbook.
There. You. Go.
Shouldnt we be pinch-running Gillaspie????
RALLY STIX!!!
Come on Span.
NG
And here we go!Great start Conor and now the sac by Bum!!
Get this run of this little bitch!
Two out hitter now Mr. Belt.
Come on Belt. Get one for Stix.
Dink one Buster…Dink one..
PhuckinA belt has an eye
Jesus Christ. Losing my shit here
A fucking wounded duck
Alright Mr. Posey, your time, our time, do it for Stix.
Those calls are for all the calls that asswhipe ump missed with Bum…
Earn your paycheck here Buster.
Posy gets 20 million bones for this kind of AB …
Flap U – raise a rake!
I told my kid if Pence comes to bat this inning, he is going to smash it…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fudge nuggets….
Time for the other too tall Texan to do something.
Here we go Mr. Pence, two out hit, do your magic. Do it for Stix.
For the Undertaker – Make ’em pay, Reverend!
He needs to be patient
Time to “rake”…
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
That fucking sucks Pence.
Goddamnit
Not good folks. Arghh..
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alright, shut em down then shut em up.
One more quick inning g and we got this.
dang. thought for sure they’d get to Reed.
What the fuck is a Eric Campbell??
Easy work for Bum..
Unreal such frustration!
I’m pouring a double maybe triple on the rocks Makers 46!!’
This is the kind of game where a lesser light does something special…
Sure wish I could pour a double. Fucking tense. Breakfast time in Vietnam. I just fucking bit through my napkin…..
LMAO…
Whew!
BooYah! Easy as pie.
snagged. grab your glove ass dribble.
Bum gets cheated on the no swing, then spears it to end it. Come on boys!
Just Win…
My heart cant handle this stress….
There’s some EYB right there.
Crawford was the man in Pittsburgh 2 years ago. Encore performance in the 9th?
I can only imagine how Loo is doing…holy shit!
Shut em up and suck em up, Giants.
Bum just needs to do the scoring himself. Whatever happens, the dude is a friggin all time Stud…
Fuck how much swing to you get away with anymore? Totally swung at that, fucking 1st ump needs lasik surgery !!
Interesting that they are going Familia here…
Craw, be the straw that stirs the drink.
Yes!
Here We Come…
RALLY STIX RALLY!!!
Craw!
Lay it down Angel.
If Pagan can get Craw to 3rd, I would squeeze Craw home…
Yeah baby!! Crawdaddy delivers!
Let’s make it so now goddamit!!
Here we come indeed…..
Fuck that shit…just get a hit and put a number on the scoreboard…
Winter has been squeezing the bejeebers out of the Met’s pitchers the past couple of innings. Rivera isn’t helping by lunging at a lot of the pitchers.
Straight number, crooked number…ANY fucking number other than a zero…
The black hole is on deck.
Why the f bunting on 3-1 pitch???
Wasted AB.
Don’t Panic Mr. Panik. Bring him home…
Got score now otherwise this game could go 15-16 innings and we might have to use Casilla.. Fuck I just gagged on a ice cube…
Specs, Specs, we want Specs……
sunny beach. all he had to do was hit ball to right side.
Yes, Paul. Parker up to potentially PH…make it Specs!
Way to battle it out Joe!
LMAO at myself…first play-in game and I am stressed like a MOFO! Come on boys!
Nice AB from Panik
Have a night in Tunisia, Dizzy.
good one…might be over some heads, but one of his great compositions.
…and he did it, gotta love it.