Zito’s Law
It seems like every time Zito pitches something stupid happens to us—like God hates the Giants when he pitches. Should Guillen have caught that ball? OF COURSE that hit by Lady B goes to the ONE guy on the field who is least likely to make that catch. I’d guess that every outfielder on our team makes that catch…..
2 hits? This year we have exactly 2 earned runs scored of Billingsley through 29.2 innings he’s pitched against us. Pathetic….
You can’t blame the loss on one guy unless you believe God hates Barry Zito and I think that’s an inarguable fact at this point. “When he pitches, dumb shit happens”. It’s Zito’s Law……..
The Padres continue to lose, even at home. This is still totally doable……..
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loo the fact that you own a computer blows my mind. You are as old-school it gets. I’ve got this vision of you at the library reading those newspapers on that long stick.
The union chief didn’t notice Furcal stepping out of the box on his bunt … yet he drew a line for Blake last time those two got together
Is it gay of me to say that I think I could beat off to Casey Blake striking out?
yes, but that’s okay; it’s your blog
No gayer than dreaming of twinfan in a Speedo 😉
You’ll notice I said I “”think” I could do it………
Look at Cain’s eyes, he looks like he’s had about 2 hours sleep. He’s pitching great, keep it up…….
Yoiu gotta be fucking kidding me
Damn, maybe if I woulda just ripped him a little harder that ball woulda left.
Well, you know, there’s only so much the mythical baseball gods will allow.
There’s nothing mythical about *him,* singular. The fucker is as real a Santa Claus.
The only difference is that Santa can only disappoint you once a year, not 162.
You gotta be fucking kidding me
God IS a goddamn Dodger fan. And, yes, it’s OK to hate God.
How long have you watched the luckiest team in professional sports? I think you’ve been watching the Dodgers for a long time, so you already knew this.
. . . just searched the former Golddigger on FB; if that is her, well, she could be pushing 200 pounds…
“The innocent and the beautiful
Have no enemy but time.” — William Butler Yeats
I bought a card in Ireland that has the inscription. Now what on earth can I use it for? And to whom?
Actually K, that was just a LUCKY catch. Ethier is awful defensively.
Well there making Lilly work hard if anything right now.Both Rowand and Sanchez scolded the ball.
I dunno … 46 pitches? Not working especially hard, I’m afraid.
Man, people are posting quotes from poets! This blog has class. We’re farting through silk now.
Pawlie try this…
http://www.firstrow.net/watch/26070/1/watch-los-angeles-dodgers-vs-san-francisco-giants.html
W, thanx, you are resourceful. I’ve tried this before and either don’t have stream torrent or have it and use it like Stixwix. Oh well.
well, the mind wanders when the game is a series of dots on a computer screen; I’m choosing NOT to follow the audio on 1430 because it is delayed from ESPN’s scoreboard and I just get all bollocksed ; why would an audio feed be later than a digital scoreboard?
Not diggin’ the Guillen.
ok 1430 ESPN it is; and baseball is a grand radio game
Red Sox are done.
Good. Their fans are horses’ a##es.
Nice swing by Ross there.
2 srtike counts. Fuck that,.
BF just went limp.
Jesus, Matt. Leave that FB right in the t ball zone
Good night Irene.
And good night everyone. Be sure and drive home safely. And tip the waitress.
Start plunking guys.
Fuck this.
Cain does a Zito.
Guess it WAS just a matter of time before this powerful B lineup of the Dodgers broke through
Wtf, he was dealing then ….nada.
It was a CU right to the target.
So it was Buster’s fault again. You’re a fucking hoot.
Wtf? 4-0 jesus h.
ShitPissFuckC***CocksuckerMotherfuckerandTits.
Yes, Tommy Lasorda, God is a Dodger fan. And may you both rot in hell for all of eternity.
This shit is over.
Just fucking unbelievable.They just can’t help themselves.
Why plunk guys because the Giants walk batters, can’t get scrubs out, and Bochy is giving away outs in the first inning?
On second thought … why not?
FFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk……………………………..
This team just vanshes for toooooo many loooooooooooong stretches.
The Big Empty. How apropos.
Summing up Cain’s career, Scully says Cain has “never been able to get on track (untracked?)
Gawdalmighty in heaven. I walk downstairs, chase the dog around the house to put on flea medicine, take a leak, and come back to a 4-0 game. What?!
Yesh, 3 pitch inning, bioys!!!
I didn’t blame Posey, someone appeared to post that ot was a fastball. The only point was that it was not a “mistake”. It seems what was thrown was what was agreed on.
Cain was just rolling along, spotting almost everything. If anyone has an explanation, I’ll accept it.
Again, the three run HR was a change up right to the target. Blame whoever you want, maybe a bad fucking book on Gibbons.
Nice take, Rent.
The single and double were fastballs.
The HR was the change.
I know what they were.
Then don;t tell me I’m wrong
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………..
I didn’t say you were wrong, it was difficult to tell what pitch as being referred to, that’s why I said “appeared”.
Wow, picking highlights from old games.
‘Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.”
time for pajamas; not even interested in porn, I’m so down
Yes, it will be tough for Ford to find playing time on this offensive juggernaut.
Last night, Bochy said he hit for Zito because he couldn’t wait to get some offense going. It was 4-2 at the time. He specifically said it was not because of Zito’s performance.
Tonight, Cain hits down 4-0.
Darren Ford? Maybe it’s time for Willie’s 4 HR game highlights.
The goddamn San Diego Padre’s plane finally crashes (like me and George Costanza have been praying for all year long) and we use the time to call the NTSB to see if they need assistance.
The only plane crashing is Sabean Southwest. “You’re Now Free to Move About the Country.”
How’s that dream now BF? 7-1 Dodgers maybe your best bet.
What a snarky fuck you are.
Gibbons. Too funny. I had to take a walk after that one.
I think they have a comeback in ’em. Plenty of sticks on the bench, too.
SD loses 9 in a row, and we’ve gained 2 games.
Oh well. . . . . Philly’s out of their funk.
I like how we’re taking pitches and working counts.
3 1/2, fuck.
Fuck the numbers, Mike.
Thank God Loney’s an idiot.
15 innings in LA, and we have a grand total of 3 hits. No joke required.
hey, dreams don’t always come true. My daughter has had a dream of getting wings since she was like 4. About 5 mins ago I dozed off and had a deliriously delicious dream of skull fucking Jay Gibbons (also, totally not gay……… I don’t think)……..
Guikken looked like James Caan in Rollerball . . .
Would Caan have thrown Ethier out?
They were 6 1/2 out August 25, then SD went on the losing streak. Bummer they haven’t gained more but facts are facts.
Figures the no good game calling POS would hit one when the bases are empty.
And a major fuck you to Jose tonight. Cocksucker looks totally uninterested at the plate.
Really, everybody looks like that when they’re fooled. Bad night for him.
Guillen looks like Madeline Kahn at the plate.
” Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!”
“Cocksucker looks totally uninterested at the plate.” Well, you know how it is, manana, manana…
See, Pawlie, I remembered. Last time I used “disinterested” and you sent me that nice E-mail (so as not to embarrass me) about the correct usage. Something about a judge’s decision being disinterested. Well, Jose Guillen is UNINTERESTED.
Doing the wave when their team is up to bat.
Brilliant.
Frustrating as it is, if the Pads had been playing well at all, the division race would be over.
who cares?
rent?
OK. Come on guys . . .
I’m undisinterested now.
Black Betty?
Racist, ain;t it?
Why is Bochy using the Bat here when we’re still down by two? I’d wait till he could tie it.
But I’m not the manager…
Tine to fuck this pen over.
THERE you go . . .
Should have waited till someone was on base. 😀
Everyone else go to bed?
Man, 3 legit bombs to claw back into this. I swear to fucking God if Jay Fucking Gibbons beats us, a guy I’ve laughed at and mocked for years, I will…….what comes after gay shit and skull fucking???????
Having it uploaded on YouTube.
I dunno. I bitch, moan, complain, whine, and cry with the best of ’em.
But I NEVER stop watching. I’d miss out on more bitching.