Florida Sucks

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on April 16, 2021

It feels like the Marlins are always a pain to play. Anyone know what our career record vs them is? I tried finding that but whet down a rabbit hole at baseball-ref and barely got back out alive.

Game time is 4:10PM PST

Disappointed to hear about Cueto but my main man in Portland, Luke, says there’s nothing to worry about: We have the pitching to cover for him.

I’m going with Luke on this one till further evidence emerges…..

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xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 3:47 pm

Javy L: “he smashed that sucker”. T up or down?
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 3:52 pm

Sanchez living on the edge. Will he get ANY run support? He probably will need it. Stealing 2 bases on Buster and him getting a throwing error. Yikes.
- xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 3:55 pm
  
  Strange bad throw from Buster. He’s been excellent heretofore
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 3:54 pm

GraveDuggar does what he does best a weakass fly ball.
Guess making some kind of contact is better then his usual K..
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 3:59 pm
  
  I’m way more disappointed that he didn’t run down that ball in the first.
  Coulda made a big statement…
  - willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:07 pm
    
    menos uno on those “6 tools”.
xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:01 pm

Duggar dances nicely to his left in CF. Bravo.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:01 pm

That was way outside for strike 3 on Duvall.Good call on the ring up Blue!
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:05 pm

Chishom doing his best Willie Mays Hayes impersonation..
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:07 pm

Sanchez has more velocity when he pitches in shorts..
- Flavor said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:08 pm
  
  Lol. That 97 bs never made a lick of sense.
  - djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:11 pm
    
    pass the biscuits, please…
Flavor said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:07 pm

Still time left in this one for it to be a Statement Game for Grave Duggar. Either that or a showcase game for his many suitors throughout the league
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:08 pm

SIXTY pitches through 3 for Sanchez. Can he keep dodging and make five IP?
Flavor said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:11 pm

Did trevor Cahill really pitch for us? I have no recollection that feels like a dream. He goes tonight for texas (or someone I can’t remember)
- willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:16 pm
  
  yes, and he was awful.
- Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:17 pm
  
  Pirates.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:13 pm

Nice f-bomb from BB9…
willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:14 pm

whoa Irad got Letrushka in at wire over MG.
willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:19 pm

Looks like SF has wrong Dickerson.
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:19 pm

So there is someone named Dickerson who can hit this year.
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:21 pm

Strange pattern with Sanchez–what is it–3 innings now where he plows through the first two batters and #3 reaches. Does he relax a bit after 2 down?
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:26 pm

Buster busted again. How many GDP’s so far this year? Bad addiction.
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:34 pm

Sanchez done dooed it again. Gets the first two. Third guy gets to first. Wondering if Sportsnutz Inc. keeps records on things like that.
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:38 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:41 pm

Time for GraveDuggar to rise from the dead!!
Flavor said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:41 pm

Cahill blasted lol
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:43 pm

Pitching for the Pirates Trevor Cahill died the death of a thousand cuts in the first versus the Brewers. Jackie Bradley singled and stole second. Cahill got the next two and then Milwaukee laced five consecutive singles to go up 5-zip. Poor Pirates, giving him a contract and using him as a starter.
willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:46 pm

just an FYI, when Giants activate Alex Wood to start tomorrow’s game, there will have to be another roster move…
- alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:48 pm
  
  Say it’s GraveDuggar please!
- willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:48 pm
  
  they currently have 6 OFs/14 position players, and after today play baseball games next 11 consecutive days in a row.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:47 pm

GD such a balance swing so says Javy&Kuip then flays awkwardly on strike 3 😴 zzzz
- willedav said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:50 pm
  
  To be fair Alcantara has wiped everybody else out too except for one line drive single by Crawford. Inning before was 3 harmless groundballs, one Chisholm fumbled for an error followed by Posey routine 5-4-3.
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:51 pm
  
  GD’s in no position to squander ABs.
  Miami should keep throwing righties at this team to keep the lefty bats in the game to flail and fail…
  - alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:57 pm
    
    He’s not squandering AB’s that the best your going to see..
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:48 pm

Alcantara is owning the Giants. He’s cutting through our lineup like a twelve foot mower through fresh alfalfa.
- unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:56 pm
  
  I’ve run behind a 6 foot mower but never a 12 footer.
  - Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:04 pm
    
    Seemed inevitable. Alvarez repeats Sanchez’ 2 outs and then lets em on. K. puts in Whistler’s motthafukker and here we are again. Wondering how long are the leashes on those middle relievers.
  - Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:06 pm
    
    Think country mowers—pulled by a tractor. A 12 footer isn’t very big these days but was in the 70’s/80’s.
  - xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:07 pm
    
    I think maybe you drag a twelve footer
  - djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:20 pm
    
    Like at the track…
  - unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm
    
    I’m only semi-rural
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:54 pm

Just got my second covid shot (Moderna)this morning! No side effects except watching the Giants underperform…
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 4:55 pm
  
  Give it a few hours…
- blade3colorado said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:15 pm
  
  Loo’s spot on . . . I got my shot at 10am and I was the walking dead at almost exactly 8pm.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:01 pm

How many times do I have to watch a commercial that shows a person conversing with a talking box full of doody?
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:02 pm

When will they tire of Wisling dickhead?
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm

He should’ve hit that meatball 500 feet…
xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:04 pm
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:04 pm

Everybody beats the Wis.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:06 pm

Yeah that’s what some people say Loo, right now just some stiffness only in my left arm..
Kapler your such a doucebag!, Could of brought in the new kid Doval with his 100 plus heater, then the predictable slider boy Wishler who sucks!!!
- xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:09 pm
  
  My experience? Lay off the alcohol for a while
  - alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:11 pm
    
    Good advice Xoot! Won’t be getting my skink on today..
  - xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:21 pm
    
    You’ll be fine.
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:08 pm

Al Cantara faces down death-row and lays em out.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:09 pm

Here we go!
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:13 pm

Jesus, I remember baby Mel Stottlemyre at the father and son game…
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:14 pm

Nice swing by Craw…
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:15 pm

Got something cooking finally!
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:18 pm

Never saw Buster this chubby…
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:19 pm

Ouch well Buster certainly will get tomorrow now..
- alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:20 pm
  
  off
xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:20 pm

Dammit. If they can put an oven mitt on a runners hand why can’t they wrap a cold pack on an elbow?
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:21 pm
  
  It wouldn’t be macho…
  - xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:27 pm
    
    Fuck. It’s not like it’d be a MRI machine following him around.
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:21 pm

I’m sure Scott Cousins liked that beaning.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:22 pm

Is this a better matchup for Miami?
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm
  
  And there’s your answer!
- Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:25 pm
  
  No!
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm

Yeah, baby!!!! Slater tater!!!
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:25 pm

Slater 3-run Tater!
xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:26 pm

Wtf? Who did slater replace?
- alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:27 pm
  
  He pinched hit for GraveDuggar..
  - unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:29 pm
    
    I guess that’s a positive for GD
  - xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:44 pm
    
    Well, a plus, anyway
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:26 pm

Oh hell yes Austin!!!3 run Bomb 💣
Real certain Duggar would not of done that.
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:27 pm

Slater bomb! He smoked that ball!
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:29 pm

Rocky Bleier.
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:29 pm

Man, the G’s needed that. That reminds me of that shot he hit in Milwaukee a couple of years ago. Way gone, just when you think he didn’t have that kind of pop.
gianthead said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:30 pm

Good time and turn on the game!!
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:30 pm

Javy says Dickerson didn’t look comfortable on Solano’s ball.
Thanks…
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:32 pm

Offense waking up all of a sudden.
- unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:33 pm
  
  Watch it with those positive vibes!
  - Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:37 pm
    
    lol
gianthead said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:33 pm

Marlins were scared of the Grave so they brought in the lefty letting Kapler to make the move with a righty pinch-hitter…way to go Grave Duggar….
- unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:41 pm
  
  The grand illusion.
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:45 pm
  
  If it was hockey, Grave Duggar would be credited with an assist…
  - Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:50 pm
    
    Haha!
Irish Kevin said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:33 pm

Nice come back, they were being owned by the starter. Didn’t Bonds wear armor on his elbow. Is there a stat that tells how many times a player has been beaned? I think Posey gets hit the most on the Giants
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:38 pm

Now comes the hard part.
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:42 pm

Jeeebus, man this pen is a mess.
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:42 pm

Let’s hope it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:43 pm

Holy scheisskendorfers. Get called in the other room to have a bite to eat and look what just happened. Stunned when I saw that score. Problem is, if its out for food every time the Giants are down, I might just hafta look at a spare tire.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:43 pm
- alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:51 pm
  
  If not Underdog then Super Chicken if your about to take a lickin
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:46 pm

I don’t see why they couldn’t of started the inning with the flamethrower Doval.
U call him up and he sits, while others fail. Show some confidence in your player then just lip service..
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:47 pm

Fuuuuuuuck.
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:50 pm

Good play by Crawfish. Exasperating, but Rogers got it done. Kat, I agree, I’m looking forward to seeing Doval bring the hit, announce his presence with authority.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:58 pm

Yes LJ…Time to unleash hell with some fresh young blood..
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 5:59 pm

18 LOB for Marlins!
- Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:06 pm
  
  Holy crap. That’s a shit-ton.
Irish Kevin said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:07 pm

I am not impressed with Whistlers mother, and the submarine dude…I have never liked that kind of pitcher,
- djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:12 pm
  
  Ted Abernathy? Cecil Upshaw?
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:18 pm

Dubon showing inexperience out there in CF.
He was never getting close to that one…
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:20 pm

McGee ain’t fooling nobody right now.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:21 pm

Unbelievable full torture again with this team..
Carstie Clausen said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:22 pm

Jake-brake jammed tonight. Bad location on that one to Alfaro. Caught too much of the middle of the plate and the bend wasn’t particularly deep. Not too hard for a .167 hitter to read.
djloo27 said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:27 pm

McGee battles…
Lurker John said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:27 pm

Having a closer with really only one pitch can be problematic.
xoot said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:32 pm

Jake brakes Jack knifed today. Over worked?
Macdog said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:33 pm

McChoke. It was too much to ask of this crappy bullpen to get 4 shutout innings.
alleykat69 said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:33 pm

Mr.McGee has turned into Mr.McGoo
unca_chuck said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:34 pm

Wow. Way to not waste a pitch on 0-2. Fucking idiot,
Flavor said, on April 17, 2021 at 6:34 pm

Fuck. My. Ass.