Zito’s Law
It was in full effect last night, wasn’t it? Zito’s Law shut down the bats. For the first time in a while it just felt like nothing was going to happen, no one was going to step up. Posey looked horrendous at the plate, Same with Torres, Uribe, basically every single at bat after the Franchez HR. 14 left on base–that’s another theorem of Zito’s Law–tons of guys left on base…..
Cain v Garland tonight. I hate to go into San Diego with a line up full of cold bats but that’s what we’re doing. And the bats have been cold for a while, it’s been disguised a little because of the wins. We haven’t put two good hitting games together since I don’t remember when……
3 of 4 is totally doable. For either team……
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Sure, NOW the dodgers are winning.
What fucking tools.
Tough to bitch when they laid down for us too, Chuckles.
Well, they took one from us . . .
Flav was close…
Fruckie!
Great start with Torrid and Franchez
I have to nominate “Fruckie” as my best nickname ever.
Had it been an inside the Parker I would have counted that….
Fucking goddamn Jesus. Try hitting one in the air for a change.
Posey sucks pole
Crap, DP.
Scoring 1 run never felt so shitty before in my life. I was thinking (hoping) for a crooked sumbitch.
Greaqt I turn on the game just in time to see the DP and the ground out.
You and me both, Chuck.
Shut’em down Matt!
I have grown weary of krukow’s phrase “on the bump”— gayest name for the mound I’ve ever heard…. I’m fine with that first inning, we rarely score anything in the first. Great start…
Couldn’t agree more, Flav.
I’d prefer “gibbosity” or “protuberance”.
For those who never heard of the Boston Massacre….
On September 7, 1978, the Yanks went into Fenway 4 behind the Bosox. Swept ’em 4 straight by a composite score of 42-9. How about that?
Fuck Panda!! You and your fucking DP Balls!!
More damaging was the white boy’s DP in the first.
Title for 2010 San Francisco Giant highlight film: 6-4-3
If it’s gonna be one of those goddamn GIDP nights, “looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.”
High cheese. See ya!
Freddy steals!
Thong gone!
AH
Huffster
Garland isn’t that sharp tonight. Gotta take advantage now
The Huffster blasted that shit! Woooo-motherfucking-hoooo!
Huff Daddy!!!
Huff the Magic Dragon.
Hell Yeah Thong Man!!!! Made up for those 2 DP’s.HUGE BLAST!!
I was about to post what a great take that was from Huff. Almost anybody else would have swung to “protect” Fruckie…
Anyway- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
That’s your Willie Mac winner.
Probably will be although Torres deserves it as much. Co-winners would be cool.
“protect” Fruckie? The Goddamn Witness Protection Program would turn his ass down.
DeRosa, the $ 6,000,000.00 cheerleader…
Really reaching when you’re ripping him for being in the dugout with the guys.
If Venable likes that low inside pitch, don’t throw it there.
Is there a lefthanded hitter that doesn’t like that low inside pitch.
1981 WS had co-MVP’s…………3 of ’em.
Cain & Schmidt?
Pablo putridity.
OK: Gomez 2 Whitey 1
Juan Gone baby
UUUUU
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ! The fat fucker can’t hit worth a shit away from home.
Pathetic. Simply and truly pathetic.
That said, Juan Gone! That was simply impressive. Impressive.
Oh Gee another twin killing for MR.DOUBLE PLAY
Veinte!!!
UUUUUUUURIBE gets the run back!
Ooooooooohhhhhrrrrrrribeeeee.
Alright URIBE!!!! If it wasn’t for MR DOUBLEPLAY BOY this inning would have been huge.
And without Posey’s dp…who knows?
Dig the hand pose Uribe does when he knows it’s gone!
Desist with the “boy” routine.
Fruckeroski!
Never seen a guy who drops his bat faster after a homer than Uribe.
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Do the kids at the “beach” get trampled by adults when a homerun is hit?
Yeah, not exactly the best spot for a sandbox.
INCOMING!!!!!
Huff is ripping . . .
Posey time. If
Yes!
Yes
thats a little better from buster
Yeeeaaaaah Baby!
Yowza….
Couldn’t hit ’em in the bandbox that’s AZ, but jacking ’em here . . .
Crazy . . .
OK, Yes!
No 6-4-3 DP that time. Wow!
More like 436…
Gee the White Boy sure made up for his DP with that Upper Decker!!!
Play that funky music.
Pulled it, too. He’s gotta do more of that…
How’s that Heyward dude doing?
He has a ways to go yet to match Panda’s first full year. Don’t try to hide your bullshit with an obligatory”boy” for Posey. You are outed, KatFuck.
so does panda…
I think they forgot to put the balls into the humidor tonight. They’re jumping.
That shit YT hit to the track was in on his hands. But all our HRs were crushed. 😉
Way to go Matt, give these sleazeholes the boot
Team HRS: 135
Team GDP: 141
Unreal!
omg..burrell
Team HRS: 136
Team GDP: 141
Fuck yes.
No one here would dispute that Pablo is having a poor year. But the “boy” bullshit better end. I’m disgusted with Flavor for allowing it. Now stop. Kat thinks it’s funny. He’s wrong.
Definitely forgot to humidor the balls. 😀
Goddamn.
Christ … did Burrell put that into the 15th floor?
Way to keep it going Juan
One thing that was not expected of this team was 4 HR games. They are making a statement tonight. Cain deserves the support. Did he give Correia a dirty look after the “chin music”.