Dead Team Losing

Posted in Uncategorized by Flavor on September 22, 2016

Agent 000 hit a bomb and we lost. That barely computes. But hey, no worries, the Mets and the Cardinals lost, too! It’s embarrassing being in this wild card race. I am not on board in the slightest with the take of “hey, if we can get in, anything can happen!” That’s a perspective for a team that’s at least half way decent. We suck. In literally every aspect of the game except starting pitching. In that area we have 2.5 solid starting pitchers as long as the first one isn’t getting stared at, the second one isn’t getting bitten in the balls by a crab and Mr. 0.5 is pitching in an easy, breezy pressure free game.

Do I think we could win a wild card game? Sure, anyone can. Do I think we could beat any other post season team in a 5 or 7 game series? Haha, no chance in hell. Just kill this season already. Pence is playing the OF like he’s half awake. If the Reverend is shutting it down it’s time we do, too. I don’t remember much about the ’85 hundo loss bunch but it has to be worse being a fan of this year’s team than that team. It HAS to.

Smarge going tonight in SD.

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unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:21 pm
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:22 pm

Profanity works!
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:23 pm

A doink! Please God, get more than 1.
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:24 pm

Do something useful, ya pear-shaped prick!
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:24 pm

Angel just inside the outfield line.
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:27 pm

Get a hit and stop thinking about your dumb cunt girlfriend…
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:27 pm

Pence to the fence.
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:29 pm

Time for bullpen roulette…
- Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:31 pm
  
  I can’t even imagine what you’re going to say about our relievers.
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:31 pm

Can’t complain about the starting pitching.
Samardz was nails, even mindful that the Padres lineup is AAA quality…
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:35 pm

Time to wear out the Bochy-Minh Trail…
- pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:39 pm
  
  They fought the Law
  And the Law lost.
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:36 pm

here we go…not so bullishpen
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:36 pm

And here’s your host for Match Game ’16, Bruce Bohhhhhhhhhchy!
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:37 pm

The Fresh Wince…
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm

Snakebits Synonymous
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm

Romo will nail it down. Dloo no need for huh? Swearing and hating and despairing wasn’t working at all. I’m predicting we make the WC game. I think it will be in NY, and Shark will win it for us…We don’t have the luxary of getting Bum in that slot unless he pitches on short rest
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm
  
  I do what I do, sonny boy…
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:41 pm

Triskaideka-phenomenal!
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:41 pm

Whooooooooooo dogggies
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:42 pm

Nun-yes!!!
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:42 pm

OK, 2 more runs is nearly impossible but come on guys
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm

EduarDee!
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:44 pm

Need another run at least.
I’d bring Smith back…
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:44 pm

If our offense didn’t suck so bad it would be much easier on the relievers!
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

Giants could use some SWAGGER. Tim Lincecum had it, so did Brian Wilson. Romo has it, Bumgarner in his own way, Cueto somewhat, tho’ he has more elan than swagger. Of course, as with Muhammad Ali, you can’t just show it; gotta deliver.
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

Welcome to the big leagues, Scumbag!
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

000 better be bunting till he strikes out. No swings allowed…
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:46 pm

Nice drop, Shithead!
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:46 pm

slugging % listed in the chronicle live box score…Adrianza 444 Posey 438 Pakan 410 Panik 382 K Tomlinson 326 Who Knew?
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:48 pm

let’s get, like, 9 insurance runs
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:49 pm

Freaking Dodgers never quit. Down 4-1 in 6th now 7-4 LA
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:50 pm
  
  They’re irrelevant to us at this point…
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:49 pm

I thought of the two numbers on the Giants’ sleeves, one was for Loo’s guy, Jim Ray Hart. Nope.
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:53 pm
  
  Nope. Monte Irvin who played exactly ZERO games as a SFG gets one and Davenport whose career pales in comparison to JRH…
  - pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:55 pm
    
    write to Larry Baer
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:50 pm

Somebody PLEASE explain why this 000 phuck is on this team.
He doesn’t hit, his defense is suspect. He can’t friggin’ bunt. WTF!…
Why is he swinging, not bunting, with just one strike. Did Bochy take off the bunt when he had just one strike.
We needed Belt to go to third. I don’t fuckin understand this management.
This team sucks in fundamentals of offensive baseball…
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:50 pm

000 sucks…
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:55 pm
  
  Welcome to the real world…
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:53 pm

steal third
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:54 pm

Span has a stoopid stance, but not quite Rowandian.
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm
  
  They should chop off his right foot with an ax…
pawliekokonuts said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:55 pm

HWG
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm

Romo it is
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:00 pm
  
  He’s our closer now Chuck. No more debates….
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm

Mr. Matchup couldn’t find a righty on the bench to pinch-hit vs. a lefty instead of Span?
- unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:57 pm
  
  Not with 30 pitchers on the roster
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm

OMFG
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm

This team is so, so lame on offense.
It is just amazingly inept. It’s as if they are resigned to being able to score 2 runs a game, maybe 3. Bochy refuses to take a “risk” like telling 000 to bunt through all three strikes. How many here think 000 has a better shot at a hit than getting a bunt down in three tries. I don’t fuckin understand this…
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:01 pm
  
  I’m invoking my Miranda rights…
  - unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:02 pm
    
    Shoulda done that last night.
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:58 pm

Same shit same century
willedav said, on September 22, 2016 at 9:59 pm

Myers was the tough one. Don’t let up on this guy that has burned us before.
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:02 pm

Shimpf is out on strikes with robo ump…
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:04 pm
- unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:07 pm
  
  Damn straight he is.
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:06 pm

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unca_chuck said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:07 pm

Hey now…
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:07 pm

The Laughing Reliever does it again. Haad ’em all the way.
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:07 pm

Romo = new closer. WTF not?
Yes!!!
Another win, another case of twisted colon…
willedav said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:08 pm

maybe getting one in second half leads to a sweep. Pads are fighting the DBax for 4th but they are sure lot tougher on Giants hitters than any pitchers from AZ.
Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:09 pm

Was anyone here as terrified as I was seeing that final out get hit to .000?
- snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:11 pm
  
  Nowadays in the 9th, I just start in terrified, and go from there…
  - Macdog said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:14 pm
    
    lulz…
snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:09 pm

Giants barely beat a starting squad with almost half the players just rolled in from AAA…
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:12 pm

YESSSS!!!! Bad luck finally didn’t haunt us. lame missed strike by the ump followed by lame dying qual double. I’m so glad he left ROMO in. He has closed out a World series win and hasn’t blown a save all year!
djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:26 pm

Why can’t I get a straight answer about Crawford and Cueto?
mrsprtdude said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:34 pm

On MLB they said Craw was throwing and may play tomorrow. Cueto out a week…Re LA…I know they mean nothing. very annoying and a little impressive how often they seem to come back when down 3+ runs. G men never do…
- djloo27 said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:35 pm
  
  Thank you, sports dude…
- snarkk said, on September 22, 2016 at 10:42 pm
  
  I read up on pinky dislocations.
  Not necessarily a little thing. Could take weeks to really heal, depending on severity.
  At least it’s on his glove hand. Good luck hitting, but, maybe we won’t notice since he’s been hitting down the dumper like everybody else…
zumiee said, on September 22, 2016 at 11:13 pm

Keepin’ hope alive!