Dead Team Losing
Agent 000 hit a bomb and we lost. That barely computes. But hey, no worries, the Mets and the Cardinals lost, too! It’s embarrassing being in this wild card race. I am not on board in the slightest with the take of “hey, if we can get in, anything can happen!” That’s a perspective for a team that’s at least half way decent. We suck. In literally every aspect of the game except starting pitching. In that area we have 2.5 solid starting pitchers as long as the first one isn’t getting stared at, the second one isn’t getting bitten in the balls by a crab and Mr. 0.5 is pitching in an easy, breezy pressure free game.
Do I think we could win a wild card game? Sure, anyone can. Do I think we could beat any other post season team in a 5 or 7 game series? Haha, no chance in hell. Just kill this season already. Pence is playing the OF like he’s half awake. If the Reverend is shutting it down it’s time we do, too. I don’t remember much about the ’85 hundo loss bunch but it has to be worse being a fan of this year’s team than that team. It HAS to.
Smarge going tonight in SD.
Profanity works!
A doink! Please God, get more than 1.
Do something useful, ya pear-shaped prick!
Angel just inside the outfield line.
Get a hit and stop thinking about your dumb cunt girlfriend…
Pence to the fence.
Time for bullpen roulette…
I can’t even imagine what you’re going to say about our relievers.
Can’t complain about the starting pitching.
Samardz was nails, even mindful that the Padres lineup is AAA quality…
Time to wear out the Bochy-Minh Trail…
They fought the Law
And the Law lost.
here we go…not so bullishpen
And here’s your host for Match Game ’16, Bruce Bohhhhhhhhhchy!
The Fresh Wince…
Snakebits Synonymous
Romo will nail it down. Dloo no need for huh? Swearing and hating and despairing wasn’t working at all. I’m predicting we make the WC game. I think it will be in NY, and Shark will win it for us…We don’t have the luxary of getting Bum in that slot unless he pitches on short rest
I do what I do, sonny boy…
Triskaideka-phenomenal!
Whooooooooooo dogggies
Nun-yes!!!
OK, 2 more runs is nearly impossible but come on guys
EduarDee!
Need another run at least.
I’d bring Smith back…
If our offense didn’t suck so bad it would be much easier on the relievers!
Giants could use some SWAGGER. Tim Lincecum had it, so did Brian Wilson. Romo has it, Bumgarner in his own way, Cueto somewhat, tho’ he has more elan than swagger. Of course, as with Muhammad Ali, you can’t just show it; gotta deliver.
Welcome to the big leagues, Scumbag!
000 better be bunting till he strikes out. No swings allowed…
Nice drop, Shithead!
slugging % listed in the chronicle live box score…Adrianza 444 Posey 438 Pakan 410 Panik 382 K Tomlinson 326 Who Knew?
let’s get, like, 9 insurance runs
Freaking Dodgers never quit. Down 4-1 in 6th now 7-4 LA
They’re irrelevant to us at this point…
I thought of the two numbers on the Giants’ sleeves, one was for Loo’s guy, Jim Ray Hart. Nope.
Nope. Monte Irvin who played exactly ZERO games as a SFG gets one and Davenport whose career pales in comparison to JRH…
write to Larry Baer
Somebody PLEASE explain why this 000 phuck is on this team.
He doesn’t hit, his defense is suspect. He can’t friggin’ bunt. WTF!…
Why is he swinging, not bunting, with just one strike. Did Bochy take off the bunt when he had just one strike.
We needed Belt to go to third. I don’t fuckin understand this management.
This team sucks in fundamentals of offensive baseball…
000 sucks…
Welcome to the real world…
steal third
Span has a stoopid stance, but not quite Rowandian.
They should chop off his right foot with an ax…
HWG
Romo it is
He’s our closer now Chuck. No more debates….
Mr. Matchup couldn’t find a righty on the bench to pinch-hit vs. a lefty instead of Span?
Not with 30 pitchers on the roster
OMFG
This team is so, so lame on offense.
It is just amazingly inept. It’s as if they are resigned to being able to score 2 runs a game, maybe 3. Bochy refuses to take a “risk” like telling 000 to bunt through all three strikes. How many here think 000 has a better shot at a hit than getting a bunt down in three tries. I don’t fuckin understand this…
I’m invoking my Miranda rights…
Shoulda done that last night.
Same shit same century
Myers was the tough one. Don’t let up on this guy that has burned us before.
Shimpf is out on strikes with robo ump…
Damn straight he is.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey now…
The Laughing Reliever does it again. Haad ’em all the way.
Romo = new closer. WTF not?
Yes!!!
Another win, another case of twisted colon…
maybe getting one in second half leads to a sweep. Pads are fighting the DBax for 4th but they are sure lot tougher on Giants hitters than any pitchers from AZ.
Was anyone here as terrified as I was seeing that final out get hit to .000?
Nowadays in the 9th, I just start in terrified, and go from there…
lulz…
Giants barely beat a starting squad with almost half the players just rolled in from AAA…
YESSSS!!!! Bad luck finally didn’t haunt us. lame missed strike by the ump followed by lame dying qual double. I’m so glad he left ROMO in. He has closed out a World series win and hasn’t blown a save all year!
Why can’t I get a straight answer about Crawford and Cueto?
On MLB they said Craw was throwing and may play tomorrow. Cueto out a week…Re LA…I know they mean nothing. very annoying and a little impressive how often they seem to come back when down 3+ runs. G men never do…
Thank you, sports dude…
I read up on pinky dislocations.
Not necessarily a little thing. Could take weeks to really heal, depending on severity.
At least it’s on his glove hand. Good luck hitting, but, maybe we won’t notice since he’s been hitting down the dumper like everybody else…
Keepin’ hope alive!
